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cash | 28 | queer | nonbinary | he/him | AuDHD just a guy who's a monkey for fun | professional empath and certified jackass | young at heart but dead inside | part-time panther, full time problem ๐ŸŽจ: @UFOcommission.space find my art prices at UFOs.ink!

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daniel radcliffe, you absolutely wonderful freak

i love you

09.08.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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watching a masterpiece of film with bestie @toucanarama.bsky.social

09.08.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what then!!

28.07.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3527    ๐Ÿ” 1253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
two hares facing opposite directions, one living one dead. surrounded by sunflower motifs.

two hares facing opposite directions, one living one dead. surrounded by sunflower motifs.

midsummer hares (2023)

08.08.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2618    ๐Ÿ” 616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™š๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐Ÿ’–

#bubbline #adventuretime #fanart #marceline #bubblegum

09.06.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

07.08.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Person holding a transgender flag with a black binder on with the text "help me get top surgery please"

Person holding a transgender flag with a black binder on with the text "help me get top surgery please"

The price for surgery is going up next year, so I'm hoping to raise enough funds to book in to get surgery this year instead! I've created a GFM and a Ko-Fi link for donations! I'm forever grateful to anyone who donates ๐Ÿ’š

gofund.me/85d03aad
ko-fi.com/psychologist...

06.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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cannot believe this

07.08.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tumblr post by tomfoolerytotality:

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

Avatar Tumblr post by tomfoolerytotality: Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

07.08.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 633    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

they're not NEARLY this bad. I booked the executive suite at the element for $1k less

07.08.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

joke's on them because I booked the executive suite at the overflow hotel for a STEAL

07.08.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

legitimately it would cost more than $2000 LESS to UBER there AND home FOUR DAYS IN A ROW

07.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"destination fee" GO FUCK YOURSELF it's 50 minutes from my apartment!!!!!

07.08.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is the cost of a room with ONE QUEEN BED - and it's a fucking murphy bed...

07.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"maybe I'll book a room outside the room block for ANE just to make sure I get one"
maybe I'll fucking turn my entire body inside out

07.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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excuse me, WHAT?

07.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms youโ€™re not in. Says Skeletor surrounded by his many minions.

Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms youโ€™re not in. Says Skeletor surrounded by his many minions.

04.08.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 394    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

mental health is a fuck but I'm still sober.

05.08.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

update: didn't relapse ๐Ÿ˜Ž

05.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doing my best ๐Ÿคช

05.08.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who has access to several pounds of weed so i can smoke enough for my organs to fail?

05.08.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.08.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to post the rest of my artfight stuff.....

03.08.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thanks @v-art.co.uk for the sick jacket!!

02.08.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy #fursuitfriday from your unfriendly neighborhood hellhound

02.08.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this dog can fit so many counters

01.08.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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favorite card art so far #pokemon #tcgpocket

31.07.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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killer art!! thanks for the chance!!

30.07.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ผ๏ธโญ ART RAFFLE โญ โ€ผ๏ธ

Been awhile since I've done one!
Winner will receive a grayscale art piece/red bg!

Rules to enter:
โญ Following + New Followers welcome~
โญ Like and Repost
โญ Comment your character ref sheet! ( sfw pls! )

Ends Aug 12th!

29.07.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 539    ๐Ÿ” 192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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