He can only talk about himself so when he says the economy is roaring, it means he’s stealing money as fast as he can.

How did the mud last so long? I think Hazel kept going back to the mud well.

>funeral

I'm just wondering how they find a venue that won't have disappointing attendance.

I'm not sure of the kind of people we are talking about are particularly adverse to negative societal signals, but I'll bet it made a difference in what their lawyers told them.

Gosh, I'm really going to miss that CNN government shutdown clock.

It's possible they've never heard the word "no" in front of the word "cheese". Next time try "extra", see if their hearing improves.

See what you made me do?®

I don’t think anybody really knows but I’ve heard estimates of 70 feet to 200 feet. So it’ll have to be bigger than that, and the pose… personally I would choose kicking the ball back onto the fairway.

Remember our horror at all the people he chose to be in the cabinet?

TM: “slave mentality” - How are you going to get them to vote for you with that kind of rhetoric?

Trump said he grabbed people by the p—y and that he could get elected even after killing somebody. I have found that real people are not dissuaded by the fact that I have laid some things out.

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

She is supposed to be the smart one, and this was obviously the planned way of doing it, but they still are incredibly clumsy.

Helloooo! Playing hookey.