Mattie R.

Today I have adorned myself with 4 whole pieces of jewelry. I am decadent, like the Queen at the Royal ball, or the most extravagant parrot in the grove. 👸🏻💅🏻

Being a theater junkie is: Counting out weeks on the calendar trying to predict when a theater will announce audition dates

Spotify, I’m feeling nostalgic, please play the soundtrack from the Sims 1 for the next three hours.

Love the witch tat! 😁

My household now possesses both a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I am one step closer to becoming a lizard in a terrarium

Fat baby

Carrying my stuffed weighted unicorn on my hip like it’s an infant is the closest thing to being motherly I will ever achieve.

At the grocery store I like when I find an item placed back on a very wrong shelf. I like to think someone made a tough decision between the objects in the aisle and the item they put back.

Today I found a shopper who supposedly bought body wash and then gave up buying 2 packets of taco seasoning

Michigan: Construction season is done! The roads are open.

Me: :)

Michigan: We will now cover them all in black ice

Me: :(

With construction on 696 allegedly done, all lanes are currently open to drive in. I imagine this is what cows feel like going out to pasture for the first time after a long winter.

Got a new dress recently and I plan to wear it for Thanksgiving. Tried it on last night and realized that it has pockets. I, along with my reflection in the mirror, excitedly celebrated this realization, the appropriate reaction to such a find.

Saw a great one yesterday of a mom holding her twin babies, then in the next shot 70 years had passed, and she was an old woman. Her two children had only aged 20 years however, and were now dressed in army clothes.

60k+ likes. Dead internet theory sounds more and more real by the day

What’s the ideal number of performances a community theater show should have? Ive done shows ranging from 2 to 9 performances, and seen some go up to 12.

Or is it dependent on how many weekends it covers?

Happy to see you here! 💜🖤

What I use social media for:

Facebook - 75% theater stuff, 25% other

Instagram: Looking at cute animals and showing my friends how pretty I am, very important stuff.

Reddit: Doomscrolling, but there’s too much doom in that nowadays so I gotta stop.

I wonder what I’ll use this for. Stay tuned!