They got unc crawling in the lot for content
EVERYONE. NOW
He asked you to hold the ladder steady
got out of the elevator, smooshed my finger in between two linen carts, and then ran over my toe
how’s your day going
BREAKING:
Depictions of smoking paraphernalia are hearby banned from all art galleries & social media platforms for encouraging tobacco consumption. This image of a pipe has been deemed fundamentally identical to an actual pipe, & in so depicting a pipe, poses a grave threat to all moral society.
"Hey... are you awake?"
you’re right but also HMMPFH 😵💫
whoops, pooltoy mood engaged
wanna be a big squeaky creaky bird
oh
This is probably one of my favorite things, that slow but steady bloat that can’t be stopped, just temporarily countered with some (un)controlled release~
Seattle is a city where the barter economy is proven to work as long as one of the things being bartered is drawings of fat animals
can i buy a vowel
for every 1 person who loudly tells you they're not into what you post you'll get 3 ppl who are foaming at the mouth for it and 10 ppl who will tell you 6 months later that they love it but were too embarrassed to say so when it was posted
cramorants are for cramming milk into. its in the name!!
reluctantly blimped at the starting line
bellies bumping and pumping in time
the pressure gauge flashes, alarms won't stop
churning and burping, they yearn for the pop
i'm just surprised i was able to find someone that loves milk more than i do tbhj
did a paint archipelago with some friends
86% is good enough for me
nightmare blunt joetation #survivor50
the exception to this rule is when i think about making a buizel or floatzel
listening to a bossa nova cover of KISS’s Beth on an egyptian radio station
did you take a screenshot
watched the rookie x dropout episode
WHITE CHICKS ON HOWDY
setting off the galunk alarm at planet fitness
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all-timer sports graphic dropped
ah, i was wondering what that ominous fog was all about
