Schwarz

a text dialogue box from wicked thunder reading "if one needs wings, one need simply make them!"

my faded ass otw to the air fryer:

Bros getting heated on the ice 🔥❄️

"It’s hard to believe I’m standing in the lobby where the first ever Midwest FurFest took place… because I’m not. That’s in Arlington Heights, which is miles away and hasn't been home to MFF since 2001."

today’s mood is plump pooltoys

just wanna be slightly overinflated

there’s the “hmm, this might be a furry, i may have seen this bumper sticker for sale at a con” kind of car

and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car

watching game 1 of the world series. absolutely floored by a bigger guy holding a sign that said "THIS SHIRT FIT 32 YEARS AGO. GO JAYS"

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

bulge

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

im so full of hotpot yum

i downloaded this app almost exactly 4 years ago and i’m one solid work day away from 15 million steps

Gift Wrapped 🎁

when your political homie has one too many drinks

give the crows bone-in chicken wings. most effective deterrent

When you catch yourself in a mirror and realize...
#fattytober

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

of all shapes and sizes

i am once again thinking about birds

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POV ur a PBR

*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*
*drinks you*

*Burrrrrrp*

*crushes you*

*throws you*

plump

spherical

rotund

birds should be round

Jean-Luc Picard and Dathon in "Darmok"

Jean-Luc and Bluey in "Camping"

Jean-Luc, in a foreign land and without modern technology, must overcome a language barrier to make an ally and defeat an enormous beast

drawing of 3 anthro characters sharing an ice cream float, directly referencing an archie comics cover. on the left is a deer in a blue shirt, in the middle a fox in an orioles jersey/black hoodie, and on the right a teal rabbit in a grey/red jacket. the background is designed to look like the archie comics cover and says "life with aster" and "the birthday issue", and the 3 characters are framed by a heart

[comm] happy birthday @astersicat.bsky.social !
#judles #furry

I'VE FOUND IT AT LAST