Mallory

I hate that this song never leaves my head 😂

Sonic did me dirty the other day giving me 2 cherries when I asked for extra. Today, they put seemingly a whole jar in my Coke Zero 😍

Taken 3 really jumped the shark and did they think we wouldn’t notice they suddenly changed actors for the stepdad???

Something is very funny to me about the fact this was in my files

same :(

I am far too deadpan because family members were arguing about how to pronounce Cheney Lake and I say

It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭

I just KNOW they’re lying about how that Olay cream works. A cream can’t snatch your jawline. That’s a facelift, baby

I watch too much TLC and the show Virgins is crazy. Because how do you mean this 40 yo woman doesn’t know where her vagina is?!

Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer and why did Max die first??? He wasn’t involved in the murderous hit-and-run

90s movies are such a vibe. But my mom never let me watch rated PG-13 and R movies, which is RUDE

I actually thought that said “with all of my girlfriends” and I was like hell yeah

Omg hey @vickilanger.bsky.social! So good to see you 🥹

So like do people talk here or am I just speaking into the void?

Never been hungrier seeing a lil sprout 🥹

hahaha, let’s goooo!

Choose whichever you like better! They can’t stop you!! 😈

Just saw Mark Cuban on here and now I’m hoping my favorite shark—Barbara Corcoran—also materializes 🥹

‘Gray’ is the American spelling and ‘grey’ is the British 😃

I just saw y’all call “mentions” “menchies” and now I want frozen yogurt.

Great 😭

Omg I feel like she’s so spunky I love her 🥹💕

Bottom left — Oblinator. He loves everyone, chin scritches, and a running faucet.

Last but not least: Buttercup. She is tiny but mighty, easily startled but fearless. She will slap you when you walk by 🥰

Yes yes yes! Top left is Ali, my tried & trusty companion of 5 years.

Top right – Little One! she hates everything except for @envygeeks.bsky.social, fresh water & lasers.

peep the torties @adriennefriend.bsky.social 🤩

Happy Caturday, y’all!

I already lost a follower. OPE.

Omg this looks fantasticccc!

Somebody stop them from calling them skeets. WHERE IS LIL JON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

I don’t have kids but I do have cats and I get that same sinking feeling upon hearing a ruckus, and hesitate to go in the other room to see the damage 😭

Lmao @ y’all on this app asking BlueSky devs to plan an outage so y’all can sleep 😂

Who has a pizza crust recipe they like? I hate mine 🥲