Land of 10,000 Takes

Austin’s reaction is priceless.

bro's desktop is as much of a crime as any of his dogshit views imo

Sounds like it’s Nog O’ Clock

Kinda like how I can’t go a day without hearing some dumb bullshit from “the silent majority”

Will they be brave enough to adapt this moment for Godzilla -0.0? Only time will tell

Still seeking The Vibe tbh. Never ending quest

Egg and pumpkin are different. I trusted your opinions about food but now I’m not so sure

Almost left the house in an orange sweater and green hat. Out trying to vote looking like a pumpkin. Close call.

Election 2025: Sample Ballot/Index of Posts Greetings to everyone pulling up my site on their phones from a voting booth. For your convenience I’ve put links to (hopefully) all of this year’s races. If you scroll and don’t find what you’re l…

If you're still giving some thought to how you're going to vote in the twin cities, @naomikritzer.bsky.social is always essential reading. Especially for bits like this "(Both candidates are named Dan. Pay attention to the last names.)"

How i'm trying to be

I’m asking everyone to vote for a new Mayor by Tuesday and rank all 3 of Omar Fateh, Dewayne Davis, and Jazz Hampton in whichever order you prefer. I’ve worked at City Hall for the last 4 years and from my personal experiences I believe the City desperately needs a new mayor.

Long thread 🧵

not that it'll matter or change anything but it'll at least be fun to watch him short circuit for a second

Someone's gotta hit him with a "hey so is there anything you ~do~ know about?"

No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is

I shouldn't know nearly as much about the NYC mayoral race as I do. I'm just a rando in the twin cities. I literally cannot vote in it. (Mamdani's still got the juice tho.)

Decided to finally watch one of the Hunter x Hunter movies. (Phantom Rogue). It sure is… an anime movie

“you are not allowed to be merciful to the poor” is some shit even Satan would try to finesse a little

man these people are committed to evil, what is even the point of having the word “evil” if not for this type of shit

The girl reading this

Me, after failing to do the assigned reading

This is absolutely disgusting. Imagine celebrating people going hungry and then taking it to the next level by invoking Christianity. It’s fucking ghoulish

Weapons (2025) dir by Zach Cregger

Hell yeah

This guy’s a real one

Excited to be heading to this show tonight

A buddy of mine pointed out that Christmas has been a more commercialized holiday for longer which I think is a pretty good argument in favor of more Christmas movies. The Annual Hallmark Churn seems unbeatable the more I think about it. A ton of them end on Christmas Day.

talked the whole neighborhood into putting HGH in halloween candy to create a generation of children powerful enough to survive the coming water wars

I love northeast

"Xehanort has been compromised to a permanent end"