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I’m convinced the Apple Music algorithm can’t decide if I’m a 20-something hipster barista, a 30-something gay man, a 40-something Midwest dad, a 50-something single woman, or a 60-something college professor, and I’ve never felt more seen.

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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 32036    🔁 13781    💬 592    📌 1606

Desperate for the days of 20-episode seasons and bottle episodes where we got to hang out with characters we loved for half the year and scenes/episodes were allowed to exist simply because they’re fun.

02.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, to my younger self in 1989 when asked what life in the future is like.

30.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A instruction screen with a flower and a Shy Guy reads,
"Rules for Greenhouse

Stop the insects from getting to the flowers. Also, eat as many watermelons as you can."

A instruction screen with a flower and a Shy Guy reads, "Rules for Greenhouse Stop the insects from getting to the flowers. Also, eat as many watermelons as you can."

Game & Watch Gallery 3 (GBC, 1999)

30.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 154    🔁 58    💬 0    📌 2
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❤️

30.01.2026 19:57 — 👍 28027    🔁 9231    💬 363    📌 762

Honestly, same.

30.01.2026 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a kid of the 80s & 90s, I was raised by Robin Williams as my movie dad, and Catherine O’Hara as my movie mom. This one hits the same as the other 💔

30.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a chain of events led me to look back through my old art history newsletter archives; for kicks, I'm going to recreate a fave here in skeet-thread form. So! Let's talk about the industrial design history of the electric guitar

28.01.2026 15:50 — 👍 48    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 7
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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.

His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

27.01.2026 00:30 — 👍 24667    🔁 11132    💬 694    📌 577
If ICE takes me dont Forget about me I will be in El Salvador. youre my best friend, the brother I Never had. I cry every Night thinking that they will come for me at School. Att

If ICE takes me dont Forget about me I will be in El Salvador. youre my best friend, the brother I Never had. I cry every Night thinking that they will come for me at School. Att

A CHILD'S NOTE ABOUT ICE RAIDS TO FRIEND 💔

26.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 1407    🔁 603    💬 53    📌 84
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

25.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 47186    🔁 18221    💬 1016    📌 1863

LOL

25.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

Peaky Blinders no posting that you can go to jail over no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

08.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 2480    🔁 1016    💬 22    📌 52

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
/1

24.01.2026 19:18 — 👍 8430    🔁 2908    💬 71    📌 117

It me.

24.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An athlete looks skeptical in front of a brick wall with a sign that says DARK TUNNEL

An athlete looks skeptical in front of a brick wall with a sign that says DARK TUNNEL

ATHLETIC WORLD
TRY CO 1987
NES

23.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 134    🔁 31    💬 3    📌 3

"The Rapture is already here—it's just not evenly distributed.”

24.01.2026 11:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the daily grind feels like in the year 2026.

24.01.2026 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Live your life so that you never find yourself in this exact situation.

24.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's not a switch you can just turn on and off. Every art movement exists in a finite window, and all we can hope is to be lucky enough to experience them when they're happening.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…or the expert martial arts work of 1980s/90s Hong Kong cinema, or 80s slashers, or 90s romcoms -- even things like 70s soul music, 50s/60s jazz, etc. etc. because those movements were built on the backs of hundreds of people working as fine-tuned machines to crank those out.

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I often think about how these massive art trends and quality of output are built on institutional knowledge that is developed over decades, and the idea that even if we wanted to, it would be impossible to recreate to the same level of mastery things like the 2D animation of golden age Disney…

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I think we all just took it as a given that this was just how it is, and not as an art form operating at peak output after 100 years of maturation, before premium TV and internet and IP changed everything.

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You could do one of these for every year of cinema between 1975 and sometime in the early 00s and it would be nothing but bangers.

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't help but realize my how much my life was shaped simply by growing up in the midst of Hollywood's pinnacle years (1970-2000), before everything became television, and then became streaming content.

20.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guy who goes to Chuck E. Cheese for the food:

“Can we get another round of ketchups for this pizza? Also y’all validate for ICE parking?”

20.01.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:
 
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent

19.01.2026 05:09 — 👍 8860    🔁 2676    💬 132    📌 1809

That was lovely.

18.01.2026 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie looking at the camera . Alt: Carey Grant looking a bit cheeky, as is his wont.

Happy Criterion Title Announce Day to all who celebrate

16.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

This is effectively a declaration of civil war

15.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 115    🔁 33    💬 12    📌 0

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