Cocoa Cea 🫖

It’s not even 6pm yet and it feels like it’s about 9:30

Once a cheater always a cheater?

Or

Cheaters can reform?

You should be banned in 28 states and 6 countries for this 🤢

My biggest hater to date. No need to be jealous 😌 I’ll make sure a pickle delicacy makes it into your Christmas stocking

Well I’ll be damned!

One of the more dangerous features on a car. Its so unnecessary.

You can turn it off?!

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I am a pickle enthusiast.

On today’s episode of things yall may block me for:

My sister’s tenant left this for me 🥹😋

There’s NO reason why the doors need to unlock when shifted into park.

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i’m not here to be a good person for or to a (straight) man. i’m here to kill, steal, and destroy

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This is supposed to be your daddy is nuts

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Omg

It was so long ago I think it was the first black sky scandal lol. I don’t remember any handles and I don’t know if the lady is even on here anymore, but the dude had a pretty large following he was everybody’s favorite up until that point.

It was within the first few months of everybody being on here. There was a meet up (I believe it was in Georgia I could be wrong) one dude had felt this lady up even though she kept denying his advances. I believe he also followed her to her car. He blamed it on being drunk of course.

At this point, there should be a crematorium page for the Skyline’s fave Skiggas that ran off cuz they are weirdos IRL.

Y’all can start with the first black sky scandal, the Georgia groper.

And everyone goes through the stages of realizing they need work in certain areas. But the way you go about that realization is what determines the kind of person, friend and/or partner you really are.

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They see your light, warmth, love, and care, relish it, covet it, and whole time how they are and how they treat you only dims and destroys it. They may not even be aware of that quality in themselves. Those ones are the scary ones to me.

Beware the Remmicks. They out here.

I dont live by that “come healed” logic cause that is stupid. EVERYONE DEALS WITH SHIT & that doesnt mean they are unworthy of love & care. BUT i do expect folks to not enter into love UNHINGED & with out attempting to be better. Women are not your bandaid.

I’ve said it 100 times and I’ll say it 1000 times more;

Self proclaimed good guys are some of the worst men out there…and it’s not just one type there is a variety.

I guess “I miss my granny” is outdated lol

But nigga really said “I’m ignoring you specifically, but don’t take it personal”

It's Sunday morning, Pastor.
What happened to hitting those knees in prayer?

It was one of those posts I thought I was gonna just scroll by, then two minutes later I was fully seated 😂

Same. He needs to do one about why designers don’t want women to have functional pockets lol

These were a great watch. I have to follow him

My mom isn’t going to church today, so I guess I, too, will be a heathen.

😭

I can break shit at home for free 😭.

But on a serious note I always felt I’d hurt myself in one of those rooms. I’m too clumsy.

This man was offended when I said his waistline is dead but he doesn’t like soca or dancehall.
Likeeeee what are you pelting waist to? Fab? Max B? What hood rapper are you daggering to, I’d love to know 😭.

Awwww!
So she has a new perspective herself lol.
Nothing left to do but meet up and gauge how you feel about it afterward. If y’all clicking like that then that uncertainty will disappear. The shift in your approach won’t feel like a task.