What happened to Finland?
sacrificing teeth bc of toxic masculinity (aka the men won’t wear full masks bc that’s for girls) 🤌🏼
Why is no one kissing their boyfriend?
Say what you want about Michael Kay, but there’s nothing like hearing his voice for the first time in five months.
BASEBALL!
It’s fine, I don’t want to watch the first Spring Training game in an effort to cure my seasonal depression, @gothamsportsapp.bsky.social.
😒😒😒
Imagine not watching women’s sports.
Being white is the worst.
YASSSSS GAGA
Trevor Noah’s schtick has gotten soooooo stale. New host next year plz.
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
The world watches.
“I feel like we’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called The Constitution.”
Wow.
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
*So* close!
This is my senator, who has made himself a voice of the Democratic Party, who holds an extremely safe Democratic seat in an extremely blue state, and he won’t even say abolish ICE. Fuck them all.
And now I’m supposed to delete TikTok too?
So like… how am I supposed to sit at home alone all weekend without spiraling?
Carson Beck has crosses painted in his face every damn game so I’m not sure how this logic works.
I’m just sad because we really are the second-best team in the country and we really could have been the best 😔
Well, so much for that.
Ready for the Bears to win the Super Bowl and get us out of this portal to hell the Cubs put us in in 2016.
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Look at you being smart about college football! I wonder if there is anyone that spends a lot of time with you who doesn’t shut up about it.
We going dancing!!!
(Did I do that right? I went to a basketball school.)
I’m dead.
LETS FUCKING GO
