Fat, Acid, Skeet.

my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets

This is great, I louvre it.

What is "50 Shades Of Say"?

Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts

You coward.

Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts.

There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.

@ossoff.bsky.social If you cave on this, your seat has no value to us. No donations. No support. PLEASE hold the line. No CR without the ACA subsidies.

today is Europe's 9/11

Hoo boy, it came real close to being a boneheaded play.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Yeah, I'm about to do the same. I don't care who is at fault here, fuck them both.

A two-panel Garfield comic strip by Jim Davis. Panel 1: Jon Hinkley is shown holding a brown paper bag up to his mouth, blowing air into it. The sound effect "FFFFF" is written above his head, indicating he is inflating the bag. Odie, the big dumb president, stands next to him, looking curious with his tongue hanging out. Panel 2: Jon is smiling and holding the now-inflated paper bag as he quickly punches or hits it against a nearby column or pillar, causing the bag to burst. The sound effect "POW!" is written in a large speech bubble next to the action. Odie is standing on top of the column, which is now shaking with a distressed, worried face drawn on its side, representing the column's reaction to the sudden POW! noise. Odie's paws are visible on the top edge of the column.

This is a fun game for sure.

The most dangerous game

Saw this skeet and it reminded me to switch over from the space game. Turned it on just in time for that Memphis 💣. Thanks!

Texas state employee allegedly fired over No Kings rally support The former Texas Comptroller employee said he had received promotions and merit-based raises prior to his firing.

www.mysanantonio.com/news/austin/... A spokesperson for the Texas State Employees Union CWA Texas Comptroller fired Austin resident Caleb Newton on October 28 due to a video he shared on his personal social media accounts encouraging other residents to attend the No Kings Day rally on October 18.

The real enthusiasts are the worst, fuckin booaboos.

That does impress me much

You’re not going to prison bud

they call it jury nullification and you’re hearing it more and more. people say you can’t, you can’t nullify, but juries say, stop us. it’s incredible really. can you believe it? jury nullification.

Kiké on On Base w/Mookie: “We won a World Series and didn’t play good.”

Image of Oscar the Grouch with the text “JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TRASH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO GREAT THINGS. IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.”

Your 2025 Los Angeles Dodgers, everybody!

Set it as your face id.

They are in speech, just not in writing

“Let us not forget that the great seal of the US says E Pluribus Unum. That means Out of many, one

Every life matters no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here, no matter how you identify. You have the right to live a life that is free”

DC Sandwich Guy Sean Dunn

A screenshot of my skyline, the first visible skeet is our big dumb president falling asleep in his chair at various points during an oval office event. The next skeet is DJ Boozy Brunch's quote skeet, quoting a picture of the Star trek character Captain Picard falling asleep on the bridge of the USS Defiant.

lol, skyline delivers.

"No no no you illiterate fucking moron. I said we're going to spread white *power* in the armed forces. Do you have any idea how mad everyone on the sig group chat is going to be??"

there is nothing that i would like to see more than elon musk jumping off the high dive into a vault full of coins