Wreckx-N-Effexor

Wreckx-N-Effexor

@sysjq.bsky.social

I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out. Total idiot. Go Phillies.

434 Followers 850 Following 754 Posts Joined Oct 2023
6 hours ago

The only thing I care about is whether that little bad luck saber toothed chipmunk still tours with them. Love that guy.

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11 hours ago

This may upset you but if you cancel your subscription all you will do is hurt a news organization that is evil in a time when they’re struggling more than ever

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1 day ago

So much anime can be described as 'Everyone has their own guy and yours is special'

Pokemon, evangelion, ergo proxy, JoJo, attack on Titan...

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2 days ago
The comic strip character Cathy surrounded by a combination of sweat and tears brings the monthly all hands meeting to a screeching halt with her full volume impersonation of world war 2 era British anti aircraft battery.
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2 days ago

My mom loves him and in 2010 when we were taking the first big road trip as a family since I was a kid, Squirrel seeks Chipmunk had just come out and she suggested we listen to some of the audio book. The bear story obliterated the vibe in the car for hours.

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The comic strip character Cathy surrounded by a combination of sweat and tears brings the monthly all hands meeting to a screeching halt with her full volume impersonation of world war 2 era British anti aircraft battery.
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5 days ago
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

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5 days ago

it's pretty fucked up they scheduled international women's day on the only one that's 23 hours long

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6 days ago
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6 days ago

I assume they do it this weekend so they have one hour less that they need to run?

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6 days ago

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

She ran around the house while I chased her, growling and shaking the egg like prey. She got yolk _everywhere_ we had to give her a bath and clean yolk off every flat surface in our house. It was hilarious and one of my favorite memories of her ❤️

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1 week ago

The first time we cooked our dog a sunny side up egg the poor old girl was already pretty old and didn't have many teeth. The bottom was a little overcooked and she was having a hard time biting through it. I tried to take it so I could cut it up but she wouldn't let me near her prize.

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1 week ago

He got better

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1 week ago
GoliathFan1952
@ByYourLogic
Your son was made an hero during Operation Leeroy Jenkins. His loss is an epic fail we will hold in our hearts forever
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TAMPA, Fla. – As of 9:30 am ET, March 1, three U.S. service members have been killed in action and five are seriously wounded as part of Operation Epic Fury.

Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being
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1 week ago

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.

But since she asked,

"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."

www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

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1 week ago

The Geneva convention specifically forbids the use of cringe as a weapon of war.

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2 weeks ago

It's the return of the Mac

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2 weeks ago

Red beans

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2 weeks ago

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

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2 weeks ago

They get eaten.

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2 weeks ago

Terrible take. If I'm going to do an IRL The Road, I'm going to absolutely need shortwave radio @quorators.bsky.social . Even better if y'all could make it to an ELF array and do eps that way in case I find my way to a submarine.

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2 weeks ago

Like, from first principles?

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2 weeks ago

I eat a little more concrete every day. I'll be unstoppable in the apocalypse.

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2 weeks ago

Gin and Juche

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2 weeks ago
It's time to buld.


Infinite Jest belongs in the Techno-Optimist Canon

A16Z Culture's most controversial book recommendation so far

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Feb 25, 2026 ddlovato
GET A JOB

ddlovato
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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2 weeks ago

Donkin Golf

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2 weeks ago
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

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2 weeks ago

XL mana potion

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