Chef Tony C.

Dear Iran,

You can find him on the golf courses in Florida on most days.

Please send your best.

Signed, America

#fucktrump

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I'll be wearing this proudly on my chef's jacket as I march in Indianapolis's Pride Parade this year. Standing up for everyone's equality that this POS administration is attempting to undermine and eradicate.

Luckily my insurance is pretty decent... already have a temp house and such. But my businesses will be taking a massive hit being closed down. But I deeply appreciate you offering.

Hoppy Easter Everyone!!!

Since the tornado shut down my biz, I’ve been deep in side projects. Kids books are written (just need an illustrator), and my “New Bible” is nearly done; where kitchen (and life) wisdom meets scripture. May this become the next great food religion. Praise be to Salt, Fat, Acid, and Heat!

You know you can punch them in "self defense"

It’s finally happening—Cat Noods shirts are coming! Pressed by me, judged by Mr. J. Softest tees only (I’m a T-shirt diva). Preorders soon: pick size/cut/color. Discounts for bundles + bonus swag. Lemme know if you’re in so Mr. J can feel famous.

Every... incel... out there.

I really hate people like that. I sell my jerky for about $11 a bag. People always complain they can get it from the gas station for $6. I just tell them "there's a reason it costs $6 and can sit in the hot sun on a shelf for 6 months, reasons you don't want to ingest."

We're pushing the boundaries of culinary sanity over here… Did you ever think about experimenting with soaking bubble tape in Malibu rum? Or how about Laffy taffy? Or what about peanut butter cups in white rum? Technically, based on the flavor spectrum… These should work surprisingly well.

So that's like what, 95% of his voters? Oh you said lowest income not lowest intelligence… I think the number still stands

I made my fresh egg countertop storage a little bit more in line with the rest of my fun kitchen

Fun fact:

The word "Republican" has 3 silent K's!

Much appreciated!!!

Reading comprehension should be day one requirements… but it seems like the more stupid and uneducated his words are, his Nazi sheep continue to lap it up.

Foxtrot
Delta
Tango

Enough said.

Anytime!

A perfect example of "Don't Knock It Till you Try It": Dill Pickle Pizza!

Our own hand tossed dough, roasted garlic Alfredo, fresh shredded mozzarella, cravable herbs and baked till bubbly crispy chewy perfection!

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When our fans ask for granola, we go batshit crazy and create for them a Double Chocolate Bourbon Cherry Granola!

(No added sugars, high protein, low carb, and crazy delicious)

#cooking #baking #noms #biteclub #chef #cheflife #healthy

You spelled Texas wrong. Forgot a S at the end.

Funny, I refer to my house as Casa de Chat Noir

No lies detected.

#musk #tesla #swasticar #fuckmusk

Ahh, my happy place. Much needed today. Sometimes work is therapeutic.

Well what else are the facists going to slow stroke themselves too.

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So you don't end up like the dinosaurs.

NOT MEIN FÜHRER!!!

Another awesome original piece by the amazing @dreadpiratesilas.bsky.social This just really resonates lately, that's why I had to have it. If you have my cookbook,Silas did the incredible artwork right in the beginning of Mr. J and I in the kitchen.