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Reporting live from our national delusion. I build stories, and systems.

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two men in suits and sunglasses holding a light ALT: two men in suits and sunglasses holding a light

Given that the other fucker is deadโ€ฆat this point shouldnโ€™t we start calling them the Trump Survivors?

04.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel every piece of this.

02.02.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I made $13.50 for staying the hell home.

30.01.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My bet in #46 - Epstein's Engine! It's SO fast.

30.01.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a threat or a thank you from Graham?

30.01.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neobrownshirt couture is the new thing!

30.01.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mhhmm. Why isn't compliance with the Epstein Files release mandate in any budget demands?

30.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck that guy.

29.01.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I have it correctโ€ฆDemocratic โ€œleadershipโ€ is currently engaged in deep debate about whether to fundโ€ฆ(checking notes)โ€ฆa mad kingโ€™s literal private gestapo. A debate on which they will almost certainly cave. About right?

29.01.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And she stepped to beat his fool ass. Imagine TACO getting spritzed by a crazed brown person. Diaper change time.

28.01.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There has never been a fascist movement in history that allowed unfettered gun access its subjects. If magats could spell history that might give them pause in their synchronized jackbooting parades.

28.01.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s #NotACult!

28.01.2026 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ll always have the trans horde trying to drag our children off for lunchtime gender reassignment. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

28.01.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear him every time I moisturize.

28.01.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I liked his film work better, honestly.

28.01.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MFA. Author. Business gooner. Nazis can fuck forever off.

28.01.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We will do this. They will obey or we will send masked men to murder them for your freedom!"

28.01.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are chasing suspected brown people into--stay with me for this--embassies. Foreign Embassies.

28.01.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her main credentials include botched surgery, pancake makeup and a lusty embrace of ignorance.

28.01.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pack instinct.

28.01.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You guys are bad at this. A far more apt headline would be โ€œTrump Blathers Again Like Demented Klan Member at End of Barโ€

28.01.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man I loved Spinal Tap.

28.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a history book needed the nutshell quote for MAga, here it is. Again.

27.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck That Guy

27.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great enough?

27.01.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Not a Cult

โ€œNo, heโ€™s brilliant! 9th dimensional chess!โ€

27.01.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Preach. My book is kinda about saying that to Nazi cunts.

27.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it is NOT a cult! His words are honeyed erudition!

open.spotify.com/track/60c0RM...

27.01.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teddy always looks like someone told AI to make phlegm into a person.

27.01.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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