Chris

A real big back would just get both.

The only drawback to getting onion rings instead of fries is the lower chance of bonus food in the bag.

A man dressed as sloth from the goonies.

Oldest photo of me on my phone?

It has to be this one of me dressed as sloth from the goonies for Halloween! (2005 era Chris?)

In case you’re having trouble deciding on what to have for lunch today;

Tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich.

You deserve it.

I finally have to go back to work in December…

Booooo!

Relatable! If you ever need an unc to listen I got you friend-o!

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Nothing gives me the delusion that I can cook like adding stuff into my instant ramen.

I was worried for a second there.

Thought you were going to tell me to touch grass literally!

It’s pieeeenk!

Hibernating should be an option for humans too.

He’ll get the premium ones.

Before I shave my toes.

The economy is getting so rough I’m thinking about painting my toenails and selling feet pics too.

IRL stream, title: Watch a man handle some meat!

Today is the only day of the year I miss living downtown.

Watching the post Halloween walks of shame was a yearly tradition for me.

That sounds amazing! Now I have a new bucket list pizza flavour to try.

9am cardiologist appointments hit different after surgery, that stress hanging over them is gone.

A good friend of mine had an 83 rabbit GTI when I was about 20, such a fun little car! I’ve also previously owned a 97 gti, and a 99 golf 4 door.

There is just something about small VW hatch backs with a manual that is magic, I miss them terribly. 😔

I think the big determining factor is an emphasis on thinking ahead and long term planning instead of leaning exclusively on moment to moment reactions.

I think today I’m going to need my morning coffee as an enema.

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

Why do I always get what I expect? 🫠

I found the easiest way was to just have a button to start/stop recording on my keyboard, that way if I thought I might have something I’d just push it twice so I could go back and just check the end of the recordings later. 😁

Judy and Panam were both amazing, River and Kerry both felt a little half baked as romances/characters by comparison.

The harder you look, the lower the quality of people you will find.

Focus on you, do your thing, and that special person will come along when you least expect it and be nothing like you envisioned.

Conversation is a two way street.

I quickly stop talking to people who refuse to listen.

Our representatives aren’t always the best representation of who we are, no matter where we’re from.

Everyone has a red flag or two.

This is a small one most people can ignore. 🤣

New biggest red flag: white dudes that say they want to move to South Africa voluntarily.

Can’t wait to upgrade the core of my PC soon and stream again soon!