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à la vex (pronounced Al Levesque)

@ajle.bsky.social

Blahmerican parlancer & pinky-ringed cringedustrialist, à la vex is best unknown for its academic work in humorless dadaisms, overwrought self-descriptors, & an absurd fixation on a single jomamma joke: jomamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

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Its rad that he's still at it... most recently was surprised to see him in the action / horror VFW (which I believe I reviewed a couple/few years back)

18.06.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey now. In fairness, the voters have spoken, and we mandated these politicians - who were in their 40's before the internet existed - to write no more than two sternly worded letters per session.
Do you even realize how terse the language was in those first two letters? By golly, man!

16.06.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

already showing as $30

05.05.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every dem and independent could line up behind impeachment, and it’ll still never make it to the floor until the reds aren’t in majority control of the house and senate… so like, at least 21 months before there’s even a chance of getting that process off the ground :(

01.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

maybe you shoulda sprinkled a couple sig heils between posts ... that prob woulda kept you in the good graces of the bots over on the twatter. 😅

19.04.2025 13:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition (Multi-Language) for Nintendo Switch Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition (Multi-Language) for Nintendo SwitchTake on tough foes in a robust combat system, and pilot powerful giant robots called Skells - Choose from a huge variety ...

Cheapest … mde versions are nice too b/c there’s usually no esrb blot on the cover, just the artwork

www.play-asia.com/xenoblade-ch...

16.03.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dude. ... I had rock show sat night, then I had an early AM load-in for a Sunday show that didn't end til 11p, and then up again for 6am this morn - I am currently in a theatre packed with about 500 first graders for The Magic School Bus... I def don't have the constitution for this shite

10.03.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's true. I had to immolate 2X before they would even consider certifying me as 'mentally, a wee bit off kilter' ... the first time they just thought I really really liked BBQ (if they bothered to ask I'd have explained my vegetarianism and prob have avoided that 2nd cookout) #sanityShmanity

05.03.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

duckduckgo is my search engine of choice, but I'd bet that both of us show up in an internet search, and I know I haven't immolated... have you?

04.03.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey everyone! take a look at this #deathcultist get all tangled up defending immolation as a useful tool for change. #hegetsitthough

04.03.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

wait... shouldn't I already be aware... I mean, apparently some one set themselves on fire over this, so some social justice magic and a huge word of mouth campaign should've happened, no?
huh... maybe death isn't the answer after all.
#justsaynotodeathcults

04.03.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if immolation does create change, then how many immolations does it take to incarnate justice?
maybe if we line up all the persons ill enough to contemplate suicide & have em sign a slip that says their burning body should get karmically applied to ending war, then poof, we end all war?

04.03.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

who?

04.03.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so... infinite more? we need infinite more death until we find justice and equity? death begets death... we are not in a better place b/c MLK was murdered. #deathcult

04.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there's no hate here, to be sure; its always sad to see life snuffed, & an immolated life is indeed a snuffed life, a life no longer in the position to instigate change.
would you prefer your own kin to immolate? if the answer is no, then why sanctify this, or any, immolation?

04.03.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

wow. how many more MLK's have to get shot for us to finally be free?
#deathcult

04.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

death begets death, friend... meaning if suicide isn't the answer, then neither is murder. Im not particularly spiritual, but I'd like to believe that I live in a world where our answers to every suffering isn't centered on death.

04.03.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Suicide will never end war or open relevant dialogue; & it is certainly nothing to celebrate. IDK, maybe it does enact change that should be celebrated - but if that's the case, how many immolations would it take to end any given oppression? how many to end hunger? slavery? any -ism? #anyotherway

04.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Less valuable denotes there’s still profit to be gleaned off one’s info. best bet is to delete your profile. it’s not like you can’t set up a mastodon or bluesky or whatever & let your friends know where to find you without feeding the FB / Zuck beast. Just leave FB. They aren’t the only players.

28.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

try the same thing, but with a blunt... the liquor prob just get ya angry ...
I think my solution tonight will be: hybrid blunt paired with a viewing of a home invasion horror like You're Next, where I can pretend im the heroine and the fkt-up fam are MAGA die hards.

21.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this beer guzzler is just what the Robocop lover in you will get all 'primary protocol override: exterminate with severity' over.



#horror

#rants
#reviews

18.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you enjoy tripping into a dystopian future filled with one-liners, visceral pre-cgi prop effect mutilations, neon hammer pants, a cartoonish interpretation of 80's punk aesthetic, and a murderous cyborg Pam Grier with a blowtorch arm and one rubber nipple showing the entire final act, then ...

18.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Class of 1999 (1990)

I'm not sure how they pitched this thing, or where they came up with the budget for the gunpowder, wardrobe or the school they drive a bus into and blow up, but ...

18.02.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#billygibbons of #zztop just put a sharpie to this old cut

also... like 1/2 of his road cases are beat to shit relics from a 3 decades old Stevie Ray Vaughan #SRV tour!

15.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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50 yrs ago #Connecticut based gtr co. #Ovation dropped this all mahogany, 24 fret, #SG influenced growl maker on an unready public. What sets it apart? 3 outs! Mono, plus outs for each pickup (stereo out trs to 2-ts via insert or "y" cable). Wet/Dry/Wet setups have never been easier. #Preacher

07.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ttm57sl in 2025?
while its digital features r 15+yrs obsolete & unsupported, its analog features r timeless: built like a tank, easy to clean / repair / mod, magnetic faders, built in FX, tons of I/o & routing options; is there a finer #vinylonly #turntablism battle / performance mixer for the $?

05.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#AndersOsborne ... did a power trio set.

I'm still feeling out that #S6L... and I've been in the shadows mixing monitors for so long I was a little nervous to be at #FOH tbh, but band was solid and pretty easy to get reinforced and room was jumping in no time.

28.01.2025 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ever hit the last FX presets on a pedal & wonder where th'fk anyone would use that sound? -'oh cool, thunder bass in hyperspace crying down an empited-bean-can-and-wire-strand-telephony-system'

these 2 built their fkn career on those sounds.

#meltbanana 's #3+5 (2024) is as unpredictable as ever.😍

19.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Blueberry nearing harvest #marijuana #indoorgrow #earthbox #livingsoil

18.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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