Dave Core

It's actually far more likely that Bill Clinton was working as an informant for the FBI when he flew on Epstein's plane, but if somebody tried to float that as an excuse I'd wonder why they were insulting my intelligence like that.

Apparently Trump is unwell and concerned with getting into heaven, so if he survivrs til Christmas hackers should break into all the smart TVs in the Whitehouse so they only play versions of a Christmas Carroll 24/7.

I'm very tempted to start a trend of anonymously tipping ICE to locations that have been booby trapped with nets that trip when doors are entered releasing dozens of subway sandwiches.

We could call it "schnitzeling" because it's breaded pig.

He's sad because he couldn't figure out how to rig the mail.

If there's going to be a free & fair election in '28 (which I guess is only like a 30% chance right now,) dems should nominate Newsome or O'Rourke and he should name Warren as his VP. Then if he wins he should resign in year three and Warren should make AOC her VP.

We could be a matriarchy by '32.

4/4
So on we shopped, and went without meat and overpriced bread;
And hopefully, some calm summer night he'll come home.
And pull a Richard Cory.

3/4
And he was rich -- but not so rich as he claimed --
And the poorest student in the place:
In fine, he thought that he was everything
To make us wish that bullet hit his face.

2/4
And he was always gaudily arrayed,
And he was insufferable when he talked,
But still, he fluttered stomachs when he said,
"Obama." And he shuffled when he walked.

1/4
Whenever Donald Trump comes on TV,
We liberals in our houses laugh at him.
He was a laughing stock from sea to sea,
Fat, stupid, and bragadociously grim.

It should be noted that part of the reason the department of labor statistics has been having such large swings in their initial vs their revised monthly job reports is they were forced to reduce their sample size significantly due to doge budget cuts.

In other words, the fault is Trump's.

Kirstie Noem had an allergic reaction to something. I wonder what she's allergic to ... other than empathy.

#Noem #NoKings

Trump's parade crowd looked like his first inaugural crowd. He should have moved his parade indoors like he did with his second inaugural.

#NoKings

So I'm working today and a guy comes in dressed like he's on his way to a Trump rally, but I'm sure he's just going home to dare anyone to try and have a pleasant Easter dinner.

My favorite part of everyone sharing this is that Ben Stein was a Trump supporter in 2016 who quickly realized Trump was a disaster but continued on to vote for him two more times.

It must have been difficult for Loomer to recommend those firings. Not emotionally, obviously. She has no emotions. It must have been hard because it's difficult to speak with a mushroom-shaped penis in your mouth.

They are using plain clothes ICE agents with no warrants to "arrest" women on the street forcing them into unmarked vans.

This looks identical to white slavers abducting women on the street. If gangs just begin grabbing women and telling bystanders it's an immigration issue, how will we know?

Dear Trumpers, the actual 3rd Reich which was supposed to last 1000 years only lasted about 12 years. Trump's Reich began 9 years ago. Your time is growing short.

I hear Trump refuses to step outside to witness the lunar eclipse saying, "No way! I'm not falling for that again."

Raw with da Boebert bang, da-bang, piggy-piggy-piggy!

IYKYK

Raw with da Boebert bang, da-bang, piggy-piggy-piggy!

IYKYK

I'm taking this as permission. Start the revolution.

Looking Back On When President Reagan Fired The Air Traffic Controllers Thursday marks 40 years since former President Ronald Reagan fired more than 11,000 striking air traffic controllers. That dealt a serious blow to the American labor movement.

Strong unions give the benefit of a bargaining position to help maintain proper staffing levels. Yes, it's largely Trump's fault there weren't enough traffic controllers on staff to prevent the collision, but there's blame to go around. We should blame Ronald Reagan too.

www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1...

Normal people: It's starting to look like it may partially be due to Trump's recent orders.
MAGA: Nuh uh. Obviously it was DEI and Buttigieg and Biden.
Normal people: Surely you can understand how staffing cuts and no oversight...
MAGA: Lalalala I'm not listening. Lalala.

Among those Trump blamed for the crash was DEI. In other words, Trump is blaming minorities, women, and handicapped people.

I used to think our country was being slowly taken over and destroyed by the alt-right. I no longer think that.

2 reasons.

1 - it's no longer slow.
2 - they are no longer "alt."

Every day.

If there's something you do on your off time with your dog: hiking, camping, hunting, visit the park, etc.: do you think maybe they assume you went there without them everytime you leave for work?

Anytime you see someone who you know voted for Trump this week, greet them by slapping your heart and extending your arm with your palm open and your fingers together.

See what they think the gesture is.

Early stills of the villain rogues gallery from the next Knives Out movie.

The fact that TikTok shut down despite having a reprieve, and while doing so thanked Trump for promising to help get them back up and running should be all the proof you need to realize that they are an agent of the Chinese government and it was right to shut them down as a national security threat.