Epstein Files
01.09.2025 17:31 — 👍 224 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1
Why would he start now?
01.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 646 🔁 24 💬 15 📌 0
Biopics that have the help and support of family members are not biopics; they are puff pieces meant to whitewash the reputation of a famous relative.
01.09.2025 17:15 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
If we will never be a Socialist [sic] or Communist [sic] Country [sic], then why are you giving billions of dollars to farmers to make up for losses from your stupid tariffs (SOCIALISM) and having the US government own part of Intel (COMMUNISM)?
31.08.2025 23:21 — 👍 6039 🔁 1923 💬 495 📌 111
"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
31.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 3899 🔁 695 💬 379 📌 74
I hope the bottles of booze survived.
31.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 164 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0
I'm never 100% convinced that anything is true until Donald denies it.
31.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 1655 🔁 274 💬 99 📌 16
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
31.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 12067 🔁 4158 💬 700 📌 259
Donald Trump has invented a new kind of fascism, all the nasty, authoritarianism of the old fascism, but this time the trains *don't* run on time.
31.08.2025 17:19 — 👍 2210 🔁 383 💬 65 📌 18
"I do know that Paris wouldn't be speaking French today if I hadn't had that second cup of coffee."
31.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 2687 🔁 275 💬 56 📌 6
I know that Sebastian Gorka is *always* a ridiculous buffoon, but throughout history inanimate objects have killed for more people than conscious ones.
31.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 1668 🔁 212 💬 53 📌 7
What a ridiculous person.
31.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 20593 🔁 3659 💬 785 📌 204
*Imagine*
31.08.2025 01:04 — 👍 247 🔁 13 💬 10 📌 1
Satan is an imaginary persons, unless you include the very real Donald Trump.
30.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 1634 🔁 174 💬 100 📌 8
MAGA: "Go woke, go br—oh, never mind. . ."
30.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 5655 🔁 946 💬 173 📌 48
To get into the twisted heads of the people behind this, I recall an editorial Jenna Ellis (Trump's former attorney and co-defendant) wrote right after 49 people were killed at Pulse nightclub. She urged Christians not to let any sympathy soften their hatred for gay people. #EvilMeanPeople.
30.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 515 🔁 83 💬 21 📌 5
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
30.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 8983 🔁 1794 💬 1106 📌 198
NARRATOR: "Donald Trump did not create great buildings. Indeed, he never created anything memorable other than tawdry scandals. And he was famous for stiffing the contractors he now pretends to love and admire."
30.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 337 🔁 41 💬 9 📌 0
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
30.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 12594 🔁 1543 💬 547 📌 107
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
30.08.2025 17:38 — 👍 8894 🔁 2789 💬 496 📌 142
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
29.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 10617 🔁 2294 💬 164 📌 62
Odd that a guy from suburban Ohio, who pretended to be from Appalachia to sell some books, isn't sincere.
30.08.2025 15:15 — 👍 432 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 1
It's Saturday, so if he’s either golfing or shoving James Dobson into the path of a flaming pitchfork.
30.08.2025 15:02 — 👍 2166 🔁 239 💬 71 📌 6
It's adorable that ICE thinks it *could* lower its standards for new recruits.
30.08.2025 15:00 — 👍 1841 🔁 178 💬 57 📌 6
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina:
"Heck of a job you're doing, Donny."
30.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 4443 🔁 633 💬 99 📌 15
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
30.08.2025 05:06 — 👍 27191 🔁 7032 💬 206 📌 178
Someone needs to explain to that puritanical pixie, Mike Johnson, what common denominators are.
For example, in child molestations, a common denominator is that it is often done by Christian clergy, from Catholic priests to Baptist youth pastors.
29.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 259 🔁 47 💬 12 📌 0
Kilmar Abrego Garcia wasn’t eligible for asylum because it had been more than a year since he entered the country.
So Kristi Noem allowed him to reenter again this year, resetting the clock. He has now applied.
Kristi is smart that way.
28.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 4571 🔁 840 💬 138 📌 43
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
29.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 10617 🔁 2294 💬 164 📌 62
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