Jeffrey Cranor

Lynda Carter in long white dress and big white sunhat with gold earrings and gold buttons, smiling and holding Paul Hollywood's face in one hand. Paul Hollywood in blue chambray shirt also smiling. On the lawn outside the GBBO tent.

Paul Hollywood —my friend!
I have yet to be invited over to your home to watch you in your own kitchen! 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m waiting! Happy birthday Handsome!

i lost in a run-off

we once receive night vale fan mail from a guy who was in an anti-govt militia. it boggles the mind

please invite me to your shadow cast screening of jesus christ superstar

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/

you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while

a marble statue of a saintly woman fake- reading a book

girl, you're not reading that. stop playing

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics?
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.

why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?

a framed picture with jumbled inspirational text that basically reads: "it fantastic life intrins astic terrific is mag excessive expressive expevted to negleti be explorative lived everything verywhere"

because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho

clickhole article by erik briggs. it's just a photo of hodor from game of thrones and the headline: "If Only Once, It Would Be Nice If Hodor Said 'Women's Rights'"

nearly 11 years since this masterpiece

we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks

A screen cap of my podcast player playing an episode of Within the Wires

Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.

the photos also make it look like the two events happened only moments apart

statue of christ holding out his arm, palm facing down, fingers splayed, like the mic drop gesture

Luke 18:4-5 "And Jesus dropped the mic"

19th century painting depicting bacchus meeting ariadne on naxos. she's leaning close to his face all sweet-like and bro is totally rolling his eyes

when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup

It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

i think you have a new catchphrase now

joseph fink: sports fan. i'm for this

wait. ai said this went 18 innings. what happened? surely ai didn't get it wrong

well, google AI already knows this is going 18

gonna do it right now on this R train

jake at the merch table!

"It costs nothing to be kind!"

I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

big dog swallowing puppy’s head

nightmare on elm street 3 (1987)

the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?

Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"

according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened