Paul Hollywood —my friend!
I have yet to be invited over to your home to watch you in your own kitchen! 🤦🏻♀️ I’m waiting! Happy birthday Handsome!
i lost in a run-off
we once receive night vale fan mail from a guy who was in an anti-govt militia. it boggles the mind
please invite me to your shadow cast screening of jesus christ superstar
Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/
you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while
girl, you're not reading that. stop playing
Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics?
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.
why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?
because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho
nearly 11 years since this masterpiece
we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks
Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.
the photos also make it look like the two events happened only moments apart
Luke 18:4-5 "And Jesus dropped the mic"
when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
i think you have a new catchphrase now
joseph fink: sports fan. i'm for this
wait. ai said this went 18 innings. what happened? surely ai didn't get it wrong
well, google AI already knows this is going 18
gonna do it right now on this R train
jake at the merch table!
"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?
Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"
according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened
