Mike “Weasel”

Setting himself up to be a martyr?

Would you believe…?

Emile lives!

Trump is a luh-hoooo-sa-herrrr!

We need a female version of that Austin Powers scene.

It’s the Frogfather!

He’s totally into it too.

Kitty!

A lot of Americans have forgotten that you have to stop first, look to make sure it is safe to proceed first, and *then* go. Especially in Florida, where turn signals are regarded as a sign of weakness.

Two men. Now he’s got help.

Dang I missed World Frog Day! Lovely illustrations though!

Also maybe a law that’s says if someone is convicted of a crime, there actually has to be some kind of punishment like jail time or even a fine.

Probably next on their list to ban from schools.

I probably shouldn’t have gotten the chunky style. *passes out from trying to suck a potato chunk up a straw*

Fuck that guy *eats a bowl of soup through a straw in public with legs crossed*

Well… I am now 😁

This is probably why his teen squad is looting America for him.

Or their votes just weren’t counted

Getting an office staff appreciation lunch at work tomorrow. Hope it’s waffles!

So these images must be about two weeks apart, right?

Whoever wrote that article was blowing Elon at the same time.

I’m reading this in Gemma/Ms. Casey’s voice.

Needs to get under $100

Impressive teefs!

What if we’re all severed and when we go to sleep, that’s when we switch to our innies and do strange things for our corporate overlords without even knowing? #severance

I’m ded

I named a dog Ozymandias because of line 11 when potty training.

*sigh*
*starts spraying that Ghostbusters goop all over her so she can walk back to France*