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Futuendi Gratia Sometime guest masochist on TATP apocryphal episodes. Ginger whisperer. You are under no obligation to follow me. (he/him 🌈 )

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Will "Stay in your lane Marlaina!" be one of the options?

Immigration is a federal responsibility... Not provincial jurisdiction

20.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Can Alberta leave Canada? #historyshorts #canada #albertastrong #historyfacts
YouTube video by Trevor's History Reels Can Alberta leave Canada? #historyshorts #canada #albertastrong #historyfacts

Submitted without context

youtube.com/shorts/t8eiE...

20.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh...my crafty kidlets were making Fuglies for some reading week entertainment.
This might be a business opportunity...

20.02.2026 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wrapped another grueling night in the salt mines.
If I was still on the sauce, this would be where a bender starts...
But, the older ginger is more spicy.
One day closer to retirement

20.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#AutoCarrot is why I don't trust LLMs (AutoCarroted to Llamas) or AI...that and I saw the Terminator in a theatre, back in the day

20.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine...I'll dust off the 3 D printer and start printing whistles

20.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 Books That Will Make You a Smarter Skeptic (And Destroy Your Uncle's Conspiracy Theories) From Sagan's baloney detection kit to Shermer's pattern-seeking brain, these books arm you with the tools to think clearly in a world full of BS.

Hello Blueskittles, Here's a thing I wrote for you www.godlessmom.com/post/5-books...

19.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have worn my kidney belt...oof

19.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm.
No diggity

19.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to my nightmare.
Every time my work vehicle throws a check engine light or, a check trans (rude!) light or any of the accessories has a little meltdown and refuses to work, I have to perform a similar ritual. Shut it all down, cycle the power and restart everything.

Like I got time for this

18.02.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be pissed off until I FUCKING DIE that we invented THE COOLEST TRANSPORT TECHNOLOGY ever we have MAGLEVS THE TRAIN FUCKING FLOATS IT MOVES AT 250 MILES AN HOUR AND INSTEAD WE GOT THE UGLIEST TRUCK ANYONE HAS EVER BUILT

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

18.02.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Uh huh...sooooo looking forward to performing in the icecapades tonight...

17.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
American Politics | George Carlin | Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin American Politics | George Carlin | Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

A strong reminder that we have always been in a class war, not a culture war.

George Carlin had this figured out decades ago.

Americans need to remember that the immorally wealthy are the problem.

youtu.be/UOTAdvc1MJM?...

16.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
Skunk Anansie - Yes It's Fucking Political
YouTube video by Alessandro Rossi Skunk Anansie - Yes It's Fucking Political

Everything is political

youtu.be/tEpjiSVXzDo?...

15.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird...I heard it prefaced by my first, MIDDLE and last name...

15.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi there.
Thank you.
See you around.

And the occasional, "I [redacted] at least once a day. Today must be your lucky day."

15.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Insulin device recall. Please pass along to anyone in your life yes wearable CGM.

14.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

We need to talk about Harper, Canada. We need to pressure the government, media and RCMP to investigate him and Harper and Associates.

It’s long past due.

#EpsteinFiles #PedoFiles
#CanPoli #CdnPoli
#IDU #AWZ #NWO

14.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I have lost access to my Facebook, Instagram, and Threads accounts for Rainbow House Cookies.

It was a mistake to depend on third party platforms for my business.

So I built a website.

rainbowhousecookies.ca

13.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
It's not super cold, but if you're having sexy time outside, you may want to break out the flannel condoms.

3C at 12:30am

It's not super cold, but if you're having sexy time outside, you may want to break out the flannel condoms. 3C at 12:30am

Meh...only so cold.

13.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet!

C'mon...someone had to say it

10.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sign up to use teams, it said...
But, you're not authorized to use teams...
Catch 22

So, call IT.
But, they leave before I come in to work.

Can't win.
Can't break even and for some reason, not playing the game is considered "unprofessional".
Whatever

10.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh...I'm particularly fond of how I can't open a .PDF attachment in an email, anywhere outside of the office.

Guess who doesn't even bother checking their email anymore...

10.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh ... the record to beat is now 1 shift ...

They turn over so fast, I don't even have a chance to learn their names

10.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Management shoots good employee and asks "Why can't we keep our staff?"

Management shoots good employee and asks "Why can't we keep our staff?"

Feel that.

Over the last six years I've seen significant turnover at work.
Lots of senior employees retired.
Lots more junior employees got retired...now it's just a revolving door of "term" employees

10.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Google Search

Problem?
Solution:

youtu.be/6cIePqdz03A?...

10.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they start demanding papers...

10.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah!
Been there, done that...kinda.

Our apartment in Montreal had blisters in the paint on the bathroom ceiling.
Over time, they grew quite large.
Until one day, while I was at work, the ceiling collapsed into the bathroom.
Good times...

10.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Natalia Reagan (@nataliareagan.bsky.social) Monkey-chasing biological anthropologist, professor, comedian, & host on Nat Geo, Discovery, History. I write, host, produce, & coach #scicomm. TL;DR: I make science funny! πŸ™‰ Come see β€œSurvival of Filthiest!” https://linktr.ee/nataliareagan

Short message from nataliareagan.bsky.s...
This is why I'm proud to not only work with her, but call her a dear friend.
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07.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good!
@nataliareagan.bsky.social didn't get disappeared after her last encounter with an armed mob of masked goons.

And she has a very important message

youtube.com/shorts/rEWik...

07.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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