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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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arnold schwarzenegger is wearing a black leather jacket and a gray shirt . Alt: arnold schwarzenegger in Terminator 2 awkwardly smiling.
09.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, fuck Gavin Newsom.

26.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

17.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23621    ๐Ÿ” 9843    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1879    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1443

Imagine being a dying WW2 veteran and the last thing you see on earth is your great-grandson invading Portland for fascism and losing to a frog wizard.

10.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1465    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

09.10.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56219    ๐Ÿ” 22823    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1900    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2187

WWJD? Probably assault minorities and send them to concentration camps.

06.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cawww!

06.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're anti-union, you're actually just a fucking moron

04.10.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

blue sky screen shot from Aaron Rupar saying 
"Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and had no public events on his calendar today"

blue sky screen shot from Aaron Rupar saying "Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and had no public events on his calendar today"

hold on just a second here

03.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2667    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

Donโ€™t sleep on Mike Lindell. Seriously, heโ€™s lumpy AF.

27.09.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From this day forward, it is only legal to mourn fascists.

27.09.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has to be better than GoEโ€ฆ right?

23.09.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love thy groyper.

22.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That solo is one of my faves by Petrucci.

21.09.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the Charlie Kirk national day of remembrance, are we supposed to honor him with things that he said, or pretend he didnโ€™t say them. Iโ€™m very confused about how to respectfully remember a bigot.

21.09.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Iโ€™m ready for trickle down season.

20.09.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s also bobbing his head like a chicken and dancing with his index finger pointing on his free hand.

20.09.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably โ€œLouie Louieโ€.

20.09.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I breathed a sigh of relief to discover that the reason Dylann Roof is trending is only because the FBI director is a complete idiot.

17.09.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a mountain dew bottle in their hands Alt: Bottle of Mountain Dew being opened and spraying.

A toast, to your ancestors.

16.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If that kid isnโ€™t a groyper, Iโ€™ll eat my hat.

16.09.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirkโ€™s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

12.09.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8298    ๐Ÿ” 2396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 385    ๐Ÿ“Œ 383

(Oh, he is so embarrassed)

13.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does he always look like a dog that got caught shitting on the carpet?

12.09.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird.

11.09.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really need Gavin to be irrelevant. I cannot and will not vote for him. Ever.

11.09.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk spent his lifeโ€˜s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weโ€™re now not supposed to mention that because itโ€™s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50049    ๐Ÿ” 12601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1268    ๐Ÿ“Œ 538

So, the Charlie Kirk Act is gonna be pretty bad, huh?

10.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I do appreciate that theyโ€™ve since deleted the post. AI isnโ€™t cute in this context, itโ€™s propaganda.

10.09.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI will get better. This isnโ€™t even good AI and people are too dumb to see through it. Exhibit A in why news organizations shouldnโ€™t use this crap.

09.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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