The Louvre of Bluesky

Very wholesome in a tiring way

Oh I have a lot of those

This is why I only work for employers that throw us pizza parties like the hard-working professionals that we are.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In- @katie.bzk... • 3h the thing about "former gifted kid" discourse is that some of us never stopped being gifted and talented and better than everyone else so it's hard to deal with all of these burnt-out losers trying to cling to our coattails of success talking about how hard their lives are for being worse than us. • •• ceej @ceej.online • 3h I'm still getting gold stars at work. They give them out to the especially gifted employees • •• [username redacted] • 1h Any workplace that gives you "gold stars" like you're still in primary school reads to me as Extremely Sus Without knowing where you work it sounds like an NGO where they churn and burn through young twentysomethings who haven't figured out what employer red flags look like yet

I can’t tell how many layers deep we are

No it can’t

I think this is how Yamaha ended up making motorcycles and pianos

oh honey

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` i said good day ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` i said good day ! ''

Hit’em with the

Stephen Nunez @socio-steve.bsky.social • 13h The AK in AK-47 stands for "Assault Knife" Steve @rapidlydownhill.bsky.social • 3h No. The AK-47, or Avtomat Kalashnikova model of the year 1947. Designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Avtomat translates to Automatic (or contextually to Automatic Machine). Kalashnikova means it "belongs" or is "of" Kalashnikov, the designer. Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social • 2h No it's assault knife. Just like how the AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle. Steve @rapidlydownhill.bsky.social • 2h Still unconvinced? Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social • 2h Look is assault rifle and assault knife. Does exactly what is says on the tin. You Internet weirdos make everything more complicated than it needs to be. Steve @rapidlydownhill.bsky.social • 2h So. No acceptance of facts? Fair enough. You can believe what you want. I might have expected more from an apparently well educated person. Expect others to learn but not be willing to do so yourself. Resorting to insults is another sign of your insecurity. Good day sir.

The longer you look at the contrast between these two profiles the funnier this one gets.

Sherrilyn Ifill@sifill.bsky.social • 43m I would like to lodge a complaint. Can streaming movies and series stop showing text conversations on cell phones as if we can see and read those images? • •• elanc.bsky.social @elanc.bsky.social If you want people to take you seriously and follow you, please cut out the petty pet peeves.

Minute Maid Mao lowkey bangs

Samantha @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social • 21h okay so i'm entering the big heroic speeches and JRPG boss fights portion of final fantasy 14. ... [username redacted] Very heroic! Keep up the work seizing the means of production in your Final Fantasy! There are 14 of them? You'd think you might have manifested something other than fantasy by now? Nice work, #alleged socialist.

Mr. Fart would be a hilarious name for a kindergarten teacher.

I’m not here to provide context I’m here to provide goofy screenshots

How can you care about sportsball when there’s a got damned orange Cheeto in the White House

You must be incredibly lonely to spend your days like this

Fellas, is it misogynistic to… *checks notes*… be a dad?

Diogenes of Snarkadia @diogeneslamp.... • 8mo Here is my big list of Dad jokes. #1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? •• • The Punk @thepunk.bsky.social • 1d Misogynistic jokes. Sad

Didn’t know Shoeless Joe could sing that’s crazy

It absolutely could be.

(Hydrogen)

“He wasn’t talking about the do-” don’t care.

The Women's Game @womensgamemib... • 35m If there is one thing Rose Lavelle loves more than anything, it's her dog, Wilma We got a glimpse into their special friendship and bond in this episode of Dog Tales, presented by Purina [video still showing a dog] ... Martin O'Connor @martinoloveusa.bsky.social The chick may need a little makeup, but other than that. Not bad. Solid 7

Feel like if my name was this close to Ian Cunt I’d use a pseudonym for life.

Can’t even get laid anymore by simply stating “I think women should have rights” smh my head

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