Parody Keir Starmer

Twelve men have been charged with child sex offences. I’m sure all the ‘concerned parents’ will be out in force any time now. Unless there’s something… different about these perverts..?

Nigel Farage says he has never worked in a prison so he is unable to answer a question on prison policy. On that basis he will have no views on health, defence, culture, energy, education, farming, transport, law… or anything other than lying and grifting.

Twelve men have been charged with child sex offences. I’m sure all the ‘concerned parents’ will be out in force any time now. Unless there’s something… different about these perverts..?

I sometimes forget how spectacular Skegness can be.

This 'patriot' protesting against immigrants in Manchester is actually Irish far right thug Paul Rock, who got eight years for tying up and robbing a 76 year old woman. But yeah, just concerned parents.

Tommy Robinson joins Ben Habib's Advance UK, cementing its position as a party slightly to the right of Hitler and strictly for thugs, grifters, cokeheads and criminals.

Photo of boris johnson looking like a deranged scarecrow

In a bold jounalistic move, the Daily Mail has paid an unemployed scarecrow a small fortune to write irrelevant drivel.

Former Tory MP Adam Holloway has defected to Reform. As someone who 'mistakenly' overclaimed £1,000 on expenses, defended an MP who sexually assaulted a 15 year old and tried to influence a judge over another MP charged with sexual assault, he should fit in perfectly.

Zia Yusuf tweets that the problem is Britain has a Science Minister who has never worked in science or tech

But it's fine to put a 19 year old in charge of a £2bn council. Very consistent approach.

Who better to lecture people about political integrity than the woman who was sacked for having 14 meetings with senior Israeli figures while on holiday then lying about it , then sacked again for bullying.

It is one year today since this genius gave us the most hilarious demonstration of Karma ever.

Photo of nigel farage with andrew tate

How dare Peter Kyle insinuate that Nigel Farage would ever be on the side of a sexual predator and rapist.

Article shows a picture of a white couple and the headline 'couple planning brutal sex attacks on children jailed'

Tommy Robinson is going to be all over this.
Just you wait and see...
..any time now...

Headline says 2 in 5 arrested for summer riots had been reported for domestic abuse

Turns out a lot of those who riotied last summer are violent morons who beat up their partners. Who could have guessed?

Lee Anderson receives his hospital test results.

Headline says nigel farage makes apology (in inverted commas) after inaccurate claims about Epping protests

The use of the inverted commas here is to reflect the fact that he didn't actually apolgise and is still a lying, grifting gobshite.

Lee Anderson holding a sign that says 'Guilty of contempt of court and being a thick twat'

Fair play to Lee Anderson for being honest.

And Nigel Farage has a box of matches and a can of petrol...

When the knuckle-dragging fuckwits inevitably arrive at Canary Wharf and start attacking the police, we'll know who to blame.

Laura Anne Jones defects from Tory to Reform. She has a track record that makes her an ideal fit for Reform - using racial slurs, joking about wanting to shoot chavs and being investigated for apparently telling staff to inflate her expenses claims.

Mail headline: Farage pledges to tackle lawless Britain with plan to send offenders to jails in El Salvador

Nigel Farage doing what he does best - promising impossible nonsense that grabs the media headlines while making his followers come in their pants. More uncosted fantasy bullshit from Gobshite Goebbels.

The new Joker film looks absolutely terrifying.

How can anyone doubt what good value the BBC licence fee provides, when they devote so much time to platforming divisive gobshite Nigel Farage.

So pleased Laura Kuenssberg is interviewing Nigel Farage - the poor bloke has been starved of publicity, with the BBC only repeating every single thing he says every fucking day.

Is anyone seriously saying the average 16 and 17 year old is less capable of making a rational decision than these Brexit voters?

Why would it Liz? You may recall that when you crashed the economy gilt yields only rose in the UK, unlike now. Also, the markets aren’t panicking, the pound isn’t plummeting and mortgage rates aren’t soaring. Still haven’t quite got the hang of this economics lark have you?

Not sure why Reform are up in arms about 16 and 17 year olds voting. They put this 18 year old in charge of a £2bn council, which is pretty irresponsible if they thought he couldn’t even be trusted to vote a few months ago.

The data breach occurred under Boris Johnson. The superinjunction was put in place under Rishi Sunak, who then kept it in place via the Court of Appeal in 2024. Labour ordered a review then lifted the injunction.
Conclusion: it's all Labour’s fault.

Truth bombs from the man who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives, partied while people died, agreed the worst Brexit deal possible and promoted sex pests.

And by ‘practical plan’ you mean the illegal one that didn't work, cost £700m with a projected total cost of £10bn and only resulted in three people being paid £3k each to go to Rwanda. That practical plan?