Parody Nigel Farage

It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.

Why is everyone suddenly scrutinising something that happened when I was at school forty odd years ago? It’s almost as though I was trying to be Prime Minister and people want to know who they fuck they would be letting run the country.

“I often racially abuse people, but never in a hurtful or insulting way”

Have I ever racially abused anyone?
"Never in a hurtful or insulting way"
"Not with intent"
In other words, "yes".

"I said that Nigel Farage never abused anyone in a hurtful or insulting way. What did I say Roy?"

"You said he's a racist twat"

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

Donald Trump and I have so much in common. For example, we both enjoy doing whatever Vladimir Putin tells us to.

Nigel farage smoking a cigar

Reform represents the voice of ordinary people, like me - the privately educated Leader, Richard Tice, the privately educated Deputy Leader, David Bull, the privately educated Chairman and Zia Yusuf, the privately educated Gobshite In Chief.

Very proud of former Reform MP, James McMurdock. Who better to stand up for women and girls than a man sent to prison for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend?

On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

Please don't judge me just because I was friends with the traitor Nathan Gill. Instead you can judge me because I described a man charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm as "an important voice for young men".

Very proud of former Reform MP, James McMurdock. Who better to stand up for women and girls than a man sent to prison for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend?

On the anniversary of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned, let us take a moment to remember what a cruel, heartless piece of shit she was.

Richard Tice, March 2025:
"I have never met Nathan Gill, and he has never had anything to do with Reform,"

Just going to post this today for no particular reason.

Today the former head of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, will be sentenced for taking bribes from Russia. Needless to say, I hardly knew him, let alone the wife of the Russian he paid bribes to.

No Reform MPs attended Parliament today for the urgent question on Russia, because the Kremlin didn't think it was a good use of our time.

Bori johnson with his hand raised

"Hands up if you caused 23,000 extra deaths by being a dithering incompetent twat"

Join me on GB News where I will be telling lies to gullible half wits who are so dim that they actually think I give a shit about them. 😂

Robert Jenrick ensuring he has a personal and plentiful supply of bullshit.

Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?

Today I have mostly been announcing some new bollocks to replace the last lot of bollocks that we were forced to admit was total bollocks.

Loveable racist, Lucy Connolly, has said she might seek political asylum in the US. Anyone fancy chipping in towards her one way air fare?

As Richard Tice says, Reform have identified £300m of savings from councils they run. This remarkable feat has been achieved by plucking that figure out of thin air while increasing council tax by 5%.

Man of the people or privately educated, rich, greedy, entitled, selfish, bone-idle, divisive grifting gobshite?

So proud of our flagship Kent Council, who cut wasteful spending by painting yellow lines outside a school that has been closed for nine years.

GB News are asking Trump the tough questions, like "why are you so amazing?"

Meanwhile, over on Shitter, this patriot understands that you can't let the absence of any public information about the perpetrator stop you making up complete bollocks to fuel hatred and division.

Top Tip: make something true by simply writing the word FACT after it in block capitals, followed by nine exclamation marks.

Ah yes, collapsing the economy, your one area of expertise. Do tell us about the time you knocked £30bn off the stock market and trebled everyone's mortgage.