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Donald Trump right now:

Kemi Badenoch reveals her new economic advisor.

In an attempt to show Gary Neville how wrong he was to suggest that middle aged white men are putting flags up to make a point, some middle aged white men have put flags up outside his hotel to make a point.

Reform's brilliant DOGE team at Kent council found zero savings and now want to raise council tax. It's almost as if they were lying and haven't got a clue what they're doing.

The ventriloquist act they booked for the Tory Conference looks a bit shit.

In the month of the 100th birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us pause to reflect on what a cruel, heartless twat she was.

Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:

Every local authority has been cut to the bone for years – this is common knowledge - but Grimey and his Reform chums swore blind that £millions were being wasted through incompetence and laziness. DOGE found fuck all - welcome to reality, dickhead.

And by "calls" they mean their own Reform propaganda channel and a few snowflakes that demand free speech, but only for right wing gobshites.

He-e-e-ere's Kemi!

Kemi Badenoch doesn't seem to understand that the ECHR was set up to protect everyone from people like her.

As Nigel Farage complains that he feels more worried than ever about the state of broken Britain, police have identified the person who broke it.

Nothing says you oppose incitement to violence like using your conference to platform someone who urged people to set fire to hotels full of migrants.

On the anniversary of The Battle of Cable Street, let us remember that the Daily Mail was cheering on Fascists then and continues that proud tradition today.

Lucky for Nigel Farage that he never met that bloke who took bribes from the Russians, otherwise the media would be all over it.

I wonder if it has ever occurred to Tommy Robinson that if he doesn't like prison, he could try not breaking the law.

This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.

Reform dimwits clearly don’t understand what incitement to violence is, so let me explain – incitement to violence is saying things like “set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards for all I care”, or threatening to pick up a rifle, like this bloke:

We all know why Nigel Farage is accusing Labour of inciting violence against him while cutting his security. Because if he didn’t, people might remember to ask him who paid for his house in Clacton and why he hangs around with people who take bribes from Russians.

Tommy Robinson will be organising a mass protest any time now.
..just wait...
..here it comes...
..

Michelle Mone profiteered from dodgy PPE during a national crisis, threatened to sue anyone who said she was involved, hid £29m in an offshore trust then put the company into administration when ordered to repay £122m. Who thinks she should either pay it back or go to prison?

The good news: Michelle Mone's company ordered to pay back £122m for supplying dodgy PPE.
The bad news: the company has less than £1m and is about to go into administration.
This will cost Mone fuck all and she still has a peerage.

a) new fundraising grift incoming
b) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

UK media being shown how to do their jobs by Brussels.

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Nigel Farage's speech in full:

When David Lammy says Nigel Farage flirted with Hitler Youth, he’s referring to the fact that teachers from his school described him as a Fascist and recalled how he marched through a Sussex village singing Hitler Youth songs. Sounds pretty flirty to me.

UK media being shown how to do their jobs by Brussels.

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Nigel Farage's speech in full:

When David Lammy says Nigel Farage flirted with Hitler Youth, he’s referring to the fact that teachers from his school described him as a Fascist and recalled how he marched through a Sussex village singing Hitler Youth songs. Sounds pretty flirty to me.