Cocoa D Mocha

very very very VERY fun, dangerously fun game 10/10

UP NEXT IS TO TAKE LONDON BEFORE ENGLAND GETS TOO STRONG bc now i actually have boats ITS SO satisfying seeing your armies going from just peasants to one guy named Tim to tens of thousands strong good LORDY

Its about 1450 now, and ive annexed regional france, with entry holdings into eastern iberia, lombardy, and the dutch coast. VIVA LA FRANCE CES CHIENS ANGLAIS ONT CE QU'ILS MÉRITENT AND AND I GOT A COALITION WHEN I ATE BURGUNDY FROM THE WHOLE HRE BUT THOSE COWARDS KNEW HOW THAT'D GO AND NEVER DOW'D

WE RECOVERED IT ONLY TOOK 8 YEARS OF ECONOMIC INSTABILITY THOUGH

eu v is....so much fun...holy fug...First playthrough, started as france. became cultural, economic, and military hegemon within 100y, kicked english out of france in first 10y, king decided to go on a state sponsored vacation, completely bankrupt.

@soapbubbleseal.bsky.social i just need you to see this (temporary enclosure for rehab before release back into the wild - not their permanent living setup!)

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they call me mcsneezy 😎

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

EU V IS OUT

SSCCCRREEEEAAAAMAMMMMI GOTTA WORK THEN AM BUSY SO I WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY TIL SATURDAY BUT EU V IS OUT YALL EU V IS OIT EU V IS OUT AAAAAAAAA

update: dont absolutely do NOT go to icebox canyon. oouuuouugghhhh mistake

all the baseball talk really came outta left field

i have been looking forward to this ALL YEAR and i am going to do JACK SHIT ALL DAY and it is going to be AMAZING AND LOVELY AND WONDERFUL, FULL OF WHIMSY

oh man...oh boy...tomorrow is halloween...oh boy..oh man...oh lordy...

starting to explore hosting a web page for my job but i dunno much about security protocol so ill just have it set to where if it gets any unexpected messages then it replies with a forkbomb. should do the trick.

thank you its been very tough getting people to buy it our marketing team is working as hard as they can but hoo boy its tough out there ya know? please,,buy our toothpaste ;;

the EVIL toothpaste is sold exclusively in EVIL ORANGE-MINT flavor MUEHEHEHEHEHE

MAN those sound fun hhh over here its always "hey we wanna sell you fake insurance" or "hey your auto loan is about to expire" and nothing else ;;

thank you wahoo!!! with this EVIL credit card i can now EVILLY donate to the animal foundation, its all coming together mueheheheheheheehehehehe

i burbt my tongue on the bao buns

making bao buns!!!!!!

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

(wait i just noticed the flag in your bio do you get medical scam callers too)

dont worry...im getting the evil beams beamed straight into my noggin this very SECOND...its...its making *me* evil, too.....

...coyu...did.....did you know...that our new insurance plans being offered can reduce your premium....sixty percent? i just..grgh...(<- evil struggle).need your credit card

followed you bc of this heck yea!!! (but not too evil, right?)

10 (+1!) games to get to know me muehehehe

ooouuououuuooouuuuouoouuouo my back

muahahaha luckily for you i cant read!!

second pic is mid-wiggle :>

look at this thing

"what do you code?" idk. C++, C, Javascript, Java, react, kotlin, swift, HTML, HTTP API requests general, CSS, JSON, and a hodgepodge of others i dont remember at the moment. im basically a digital whore