Bailey :)

My cat was also hooked!! Never cared for TV except this one movie

Thinking about the cashier at my pre-pandemic grocery store, I don’t remember his name, but he hit on me every time we saw each other and I miss that attention

In case anyone was following along, as of now (I think this may be the final count), I have cried 61 times in 2024. This is a 30%! Decrease! From 88 cries in 2023. What a fun fact :)

Omg is it rep tv???

Avenue decided he would rather eat the wrapper than share a cheeseburger

NY CEO assassin lookalike contest in my bedroom

I set up a “security camera” only to learn my cat spends the afternoon sleeping by the door waiting for me to come home 😭😭

Just stopped myself from sending a cat vid to my dad with my vibrator just chilling in the back, that decade of film continuity really prepared me for this one

I generally like red hot sauces more than green ones, but I’ve never had a bad green and have had a bad red

Thanks Apple Replay for the perfect timeline of my seasonal depression

Typo

People used to say this about Hallmark, my how the times change

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

Me: I can’t wait until I’m done school and have a job and more free time

Also me: applies for a masters

OMG stop analysing Bluesky and just shitpost, will you? FFS.

Somebody has to step up and be funny on this app, I’m losing my mind reading the same shit diff font

No don’t kys ur so sexy ahahah

I’m gonna start skeeting my inner thoughts just for u

I want you to take over as my prime F1 update channel, praying for ur success 🙏

How do I get all the hot, funny bitxhes sharing their intrusive thoughts on my feed

Hoping that someone on this new app will eventually update me when the NYT tech strike ends so I can also go back to playing wordle

Heard about the boxing match tn and managed to get front row seats

Starting a new social is so hard, my feed is entirely cats, I fear