🦈 Sharkfin the Sharkiroo 🦈

For people that aren’t aware, got news yesterday that my grandpa only has a couple days left at most, and this hits me particularly hard so I won’t be responding on Discord or Telegram for a while, I’m way to emotionally overwhelmed for social media atm

I will be back soon, I just need time

Uh, no u. Am clearly the scariest shork to ever live :3

No wonder why this app be so stinky smh

Actually… You know what, I’m not gonna take YouTube’s advice for this. I’ll just put it in the sink with warm running water until it’s thawed enough.

You all stimky

Sometimes I wonder why chicken empanadas are so good

Only true shork moments allowed

I was thinking of naming him Tuna

I asked an AI to make my fursona with no reference image and it made this. I fucking want one, gimme

That kid’s full name is X Æ A-Xii

Also a different kid of his’s actual name on his birth certificate is Techno Mechanicus Musk

I still am curious why Elon Musk wanted em rename a big company to sound like it’s a porn site

…

And also why he named his actual real child something that physically cannot be typed on computer without googling either how to insert a certain symbol or copy pasting the name

You forgot the 3rd mindset that is called “Xbox Squeaker Learned a New Word Today”
It’s the one where racial slurs and replying to a roast with ‘Your mom!” are equal levels of insulting to the 4 year old who said them.
They also have voices pitchers such that Heidi Klum imo is deep like Terry Crews

Art of the Christmas Shork ironically was a Christmas gift from a friend who doesn’t have this app yet!

💙 Thank you Ray! 💙

If my chicken nuggets are not dinosaur shaped I won’t eat them

Nobody:
Bored D&D DM’s: As for Sir Twinklebeard, you come to the scary realization that you had not pooped in days, and the poop was not gonna wait anymore. Roll a Strength Save and a Dexterity Save to see if you make it to the nearest toilet with your cheeks still clenched

Can someone please tell all the other shorks that me not being able to swim doesn’t make me less of a shork, it’s not my fault my dad was a kangaroo

I want brisket rn.

Hot af Delphox

What is the best designed Pokémon of all time?

Correct Answer: Delphox
Tell me your (wrong) answers in the replies!

He sleeps all day to make sure he is well rested for his nightly ritual of screaming in the kitchen, screaming in everyone’s bedrooms, slamming himself into doors loudly and unplugging the WiFi router for good measure

Why he does this? To be a dick, he doesn’t want anything, just wants to be an ass