Bob Geiger

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NC turkeys Gobble, Waddle to be pardoned at White House ceremony this year Last week, social media users were asked to select this year's turkey names from the options provided by North Carolina 4H and FFA students.

There are reports that the turkeys were named "Gobble" and "Waddle" despite Trump’s insistence that they be called “Witch" and "Hunt.”

#TurkeyPardon

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We are investigating reports that both turkeys eligible for pardoning will refuse the reprieve if offered.

“Hey, I know it means certain death,” said Gobble, with a grim look. “But this asshole only pardons insurrectionists, election fraudsters and pedophiles – I don’t want any part of that.”

Senator Mark Kelly on the dangerous stupidity of it all.

Well, Mango Unchained is in luck because 77 million drooling morons will believe him.

Wait, do we have a military junta now?

Looks like President Bone Spurs' Defense Department is investigating a U.S. Senator, who's also a highly-decorated military Veteran and former astronaut for... [checks notes]... urging troops to refuse clearly-illegal orders.

This is MAGA.

Trump's Ukraine Peace Plan Gives Russia Nearly Everything It Wants Donald Trump's administration is trying to force Ukraine to accept a peace plan that would give Vladimir Putin and Russia nearly everything they want.

Predictable headline of the day:

"Trump’s Ukraine Peace Plan Gives Russia Nearly Everything It Wants"

I'm sure Comrade Trumpenov's advisors have had to tell him he can't throw in Poland.

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Um... yeah.

You Trump Monkeys just keep telling yourselves that you elected a perfectly normal person president.

When you've lost Mitch Fucking McConnell:

“Putin has spent the year trying to play Trump for a fool. If [the Trump admin] is more concerned with appeasing Putin than securing real peace, the President should find new advisors. Rewarding Russian butchery would be disastrous to America’s interests."

Nah, not a cult. Not at all.

Why would you radical-left Antifa people even think such a thing?

#MAGACult

It's not just that there's always, every day, another grift going on.

It's that often the way they fleece these brain-dead rubes is so weird.

Donald J. Fucknugget, as always, focussing on things that matter to the American people.

Republicans Shrug in Response to Trump's Suggestion Dems Be Put to Death Republican lawmakers downplayed Trump's suggestion that Democratic lawmakers calling on members of the military to refuse unlawful orders be executed.

Republicans: I mean, what are ya gonna do? If the king wants to execute them, he's gonna execute them. Am I right?

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.

“The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay”

Just another Trump grift.

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

I think I'm going to go with the highly-decorated military Veteran and astronaut before Fuhrer Bone Spurs.

We are investigating reports that, with his Russia-Ukraine "peace plan" heavily favoring Russia, Donald Trump will receive a record 27th Kremlin Employee of The Month award.

We'll take that as a Nyet.

I think I'm going to go with the highly-decorated military Veteran and astronaut before Fuhrer Bone Spurs.

Of all the plans, this seems like the most reasonable plan.

Here's Secretary Rubio's post in the original Russian:

Мирное предложение было разработано США.

Оно предлагается в качестве прочной основы для текущих переговоров.

Оно основано на предложениях российской стороны. Однако оно также основано на предыдущих и текущих предложениях Украины.

Prediction:

When Donald Trump finally dies, tariff issues or not, global demand is going to drive the price of good champagne through the roof.

Nah, not a cult. Not at all.

Why would you radical-left Antifa people even think such a thing?

#MAGACult

Chances that Mango Unchained has consulted any "great legal scholars":

None.
Zero.
Nada.
Zilch.

Tell us again how you were going to end the Russia-Ukraine war on "day one", Grandpappy Ranty.

Prediction:

When Donald Trump finally dies, tariff issues or not, global demand is going to drive the price of good champagne through the roof.

And yet, most farmers voted for this disaster of a human being and his policies so... such a darned shame.

(Cartoon by @adamzyglis.bsky.social)

And here's the great Ann Telnaes (@anntelnaes.bsky.social) with a savage take on the Tangerine Tyrant's defense of the guy who had Jamal Khashoggi murdered.

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

~ George Orwell, Animal Farm

#QuietPiggy

“Man serves the interests of no creature except himself.”

~ George Orwell, Animal Farm

It would be too perfect is that's what finally, at long last, lands Mango Sasquatch in prison.