What in the actual fuck is Mango Unchained talking about?
Nobody knows.
Which would hurt more?
a) Driving knitting needles through one's eardrums
b) Listening to Jeanine Pirro's howler-monkey voice
Or for the 34 felonies he was convicted of or the many others where he escaped trial because he was elected.
What kind of a shithole county allows a criminal to escape prison by becoming president?
The country I thought I served in the military wouldn’t prosecute a citizen for something meaningless like burning a piece of cloth.
Stop the ridiculous flag worship.
This isn’t North Korea.
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#Satire (?)
“What do you do with someone who claims to be a Christian and supports killing civilians?” God asked. “You send his ass to Hell, that’s what.”
Johnson said he was “disappointed” by the decision, but added, “I serve a higher power: Donald Trump.”
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Chances that Trump's sick, warped cult will blame Joe Biden for higher gas prices caused by their leader's unnecessary war with Iran:
100%
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Nate Beeler of the Columbus Dispatch on Trump's brain-dead cult.
Dave Granlund (hyperboloid-lanternfish-3zs4.squarespace.com) on Commander Bone Spurs.
This Day in History:
March 11, 1861: Confederate states adopt new constitution
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, "White Lives Matter Day."
On today's episode of 'Winning With Trump'...
"You could say it's both the beginning and also complete and also perhaps over. A lot of people are saying it might be in the middle part of partial completeness.
"The other day a man came up to me, Big man. Strong man. With tears in his eyes and said 'sir, the war is whatever you say it is.'"
Breaking: Hall of Fame baseball star Reggie Jackson surprised to find self dead.
“Trump says Iran war will end 'soon' but also issues threats that could prolong it”
Because, you know, the American president is insane.
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Chance that Generalissimo Bone Spurs would send one of his children on this "little excursion" = 0%
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#Satire(?)
“People are gonna try to cheapen this victory by saying I only got it because Waynemark (sic) left...
“People need to realize, I had to compete with 99 senators to win this title,” he said. “And even if you subtract Mullin, that still leaves 95.”
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Republicans immediately praised the new doll as the ideal woman, lauding her slim figure, petite size, compliant disposition, and reluctance to press for any basic human rights.
This Day in History...
March 9, 1959: The Barbie doll makes its debut.
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If you're wondering what this unusual admission of wrongdoing is from Fox News, it's because they intentionally covered for Trump wearing a baseball cap during an important military ceremony by using old footage of him without a hat.
Fuck their "apology" and fake respect for the fallen troops.
I am traveling in Australia and just saw this in Sydney. It’s a nice break in many ways from the Trump MAGA shitshow in the US.
This Day in History...
March 8, 1993: "Beavis and Butt-Head" premieres on MTV
And thus, the life-skills training begins for Don Jr. and Eric.
I understand that smart politicians don't like the no-win of hypothetical questions but how about this:
"I'll address this when appropriate but as a general principle we don't pay for illegal wars started without Congressional approval."
Period.
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Trump doesn't include MAGA Mike in the meetings where war things are discussed.
Makes sense.
Because historians always say that if P. T. Barnum (1810-1891) had run for president in 1860, Abraham Lincoln would have just been some dude splitting rails in Illinois.
When Laura Ingraham becomes your conscience, you've truly hit rock bottom.
If you ever think about forgiving Trump supporters, much less reconciling with them, remember...
They voted for this. They own all of this. Every despicable thing he's done and will do. Every war he starts... Every death he causes. Every right you lose.
They made this happen. NEVER forgive.
The Bloated Blockhead sharing his wisdom.
As seen in London.
I didn't know what "Nonce" meant myself.
It's British slang for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children.
Fair enough.
"We pray for our sister, Kristi, as Daddy Trump takes her down to the gravel pit."
Headline of the day from The Onion:
"Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead"
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“Call me a socialist or any blame thing you want to, as long as you grab hold of the other end of the cross-cut saw with me and help slash the big logs of Poverty and Intolerance to pieces.”
― Sinclair Lewis, 'It Can't Happen Here'
Rep. Jamie Raskin:
“We need a reckoning with the fact that there were murders that took place under her watch. There was mass violence and violation of people’s civil rights and civil liberties."
Exactly.
She doesn't get to just walk away from ruining lives.
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