A Rabbit

They literally ruin everything they touch

Damn, Kendrick is about to be unemperked.

ChatGPT being turned into Cyrano de Bergerac doesn't surprise me. It's the future Zapp foresaw.

5 Finals appearances in the last 6 years too. It's a crazy run.

A'ja catching the ball around the free throw line is surrender cobra-enducing.

57.2% is lying on your resume caliber Excel work.

The world would be better without Electronic Arts.

Jayden Maivia is the most Venn diagram football player name ever.

There are enough video games. The world could use a 5 year moratorium on them.

Working on getting health insurance for my org.

#SinglePayerNow

The most disappointing part of The Rapture is that people like myself would get beamed up against our will.

At this point, I feel like I'm being attacked by Jay Electronica.

I'm currently watching Indecent Proposal. In 2025, it would take $2,242,048.44 to purchase sex that would've cost you $1M in 1993.

Bud's resume starting to get up there with folks that were boxing in the 20s.

Now the stream wanna get shaky.

Callum Walsh did not win that fight.

"Reach thine hands into the merchant's coin purse. His florins are now thine florins."

This is a crazy opening to an artist bio.

Al. B Sure's facial expressions in the Nite and Day video perpetuated so many light skinned stereotypes.

The trousers Johnny Gill had on in the Can You Stand The Rain video are enough to make him a style icon.

Are they stone-washed jeans?

Using all that damn compute power to get math questions wrong baffles me. It's one of The Valley's many Principal Skinner moments.

Missing the tip off of thy Aces game because the ClayCo police decided to change the traffic flow into the arena. We've been trying to get to the lot for 30 minutes.

See Joe Tsai

Being the R&B unc in the gym amuses me a great deal.

I didn't know Irv Gotti passed away.

It seems like the "AI" rug pull is coming earlier than I expected.

Lifting the age limit on ICE points to them having similar recruitment issues that have been plaguing local law enforcement and the military.

The American industry's yearly "The Emperor has no Clothes" moment.

The fake traffic/appearance of liveliness is the key to keeping the people that remain there. Twitter is still the only place on the internet that does interacting with strangers at scale. If the timeline stops being populated, the illusion is broken.

Buddy favors Post Malone.