Mikey Day disappeared so fully into the Ariel Tramway emoji that I fear he may never fully return. #SNL
Said to someone blocking the subway entrance while wearing a backpack and listening to a song on their phone without headphones
Too bad “Les Misérables” is already taken as a title.
Everything is bad but this is amazing
Gonna be a big award haul for Clem Fandango this year.
Big “let them fight” energy from yours truly.
Biggest of eff you’s to Harrison Ford for that speech in the S2 finale.
Catching up on SHRINKING S2. Ted McGinley saying, “I’m just happy” in episode 10 nearly broke me in half.
His skin will emit smoke in ep 2, be smoldering by ep 5, then after the flashback in the penultimate episode where we learn how it conquered his fear of fire a decade earlier, will be full Johnny Storm in the finale.
Dear God, man. Stay safe.
Man I can’t wait for this one
New SNL pod! @mikeryan.bsky.social and I look at last night’s Ryan Gosling-hosted ep. open.spotify.com/episode/1zqy...
Put in in the Louvre.
“It’s the guy dressed as Reba McEntire at the Grammys!” Last night’s #SNL is on fire in the first half hour.
Just trying to imagine explaining any of this to 2015 me.
How I arrived on Bluesky
Absolute bop and better than half of what actually aired. #SNL youtu.be/z9Mt9PcoPrM?...
AND YET
Counterpoint: Absolutely not.
It will be…something.
Good things to do:
Tell people you love that you love them.
Tell people trying their best that you see them trying.
Get a Dropout subscription.
Learn all the words to a song longer than ten minutes so you can one day win karaoke.
Let people be who they are and live in peace for fuck’s sake.
My TikTok algorithm is vastly overestimating my desire to buy a men’s USA hockey jersey.
Going to consult the website “Does The Rock Die?” before going cuz I’m not sure I can emotionally take it.
A+ joke no notes put it in a museum
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation
Can’t get too invested in Punch the Monkey lest it turn out to be AI-generated content. Love living in 2026.
