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What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?

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Heading to tribunal

02.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever have even one day when you’re not a colossal bellend?

02.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly after this season I’d advocate looking to replace him. Not necessarily selling him, you understand - buying a replacement as a main striker. I love him as a player but he does go through these dry spells every now & then. We need someone more consistent if we’re to push on

02.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

#McLeishForWolves

02.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, are we even playing? These TNT commentators are absolutely in raptures at everything every single Liverpool player does

01.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh for fuck’s sake. What a shitty goal to give away.

Of course because it’s β€œMO SALAH” (because you can only refer to him by his full name) it’s the greatest goal ever. What a hero. What a legend.

01.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, clearly offside. The linesman couldn’t spot that?

01.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Geoff

01.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No issues with that game. Great result, no real gameplay problems but just a few execution issues & individual decision-making errors, but those things will tighten up as we go on. Decent day.

01.11.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucking maul! Superb.

01.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong decisions made there. Needed to go outside to Roebuck/IFW, then Pollock should’ve gone back to Mitchell.

01.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Henry Pollock that is superb.

01.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then again that same 8 doesn’t score Earl’s first try. Swings and roundabouts, init.

01.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You play Ben Earl at 8 for his strengths, and he does have a lot of qualities to his game. Arguably tho you’d have to say a bigger, more physical 8 gets through Potter there and scores that try.

01.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having prevented an England try & running in an intercept from in front of his own try line you’d have to say that few minutes from Harry Potter was…

…pretty good.

01.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely superb work by Roebuck there.

01.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, November. The time when women are finally allowed to put the heating on, and your local Typical White Girl is about to make Christmas her entire personality for the next 8 weeks or so.

01.11.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See the annoying thing about this season is Man City will probably win the title. Liverpool are off the pace, and Arsenal are on top now but will inevitably choke come March/April, and there aren’t any other serious challengers so City will just shithouse their way to the top.

30.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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But not to worry, they’ve got the perfect fixture coming up to rediscover some form.

30.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Liverpool FC in unprecedented run of poor form. English football media in mourning.

30.10.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And many hoped, etc etc. happy birthday old fruit.

30.10.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I said this the other day - Ty is a better *defender* but Pau suits the way Emery wants to play better, with his reading of the game, his range of passing, vision & chance creation. That’s why he’s the preferred option.

27.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, that awful right back who’s so bad at football has been given a new contract. But hey, that Unai Emery, eh. What does he know.

27.10.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe our awful RB who makes mistakes every game, is one of the worst players we’ve ever had and the cause of all our problems, keeps getting picked game after game by the manager regarded by many as the best we’ve ever had, who hasn’t replaced him in 6 transfer windows won us the game today

26.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beating City at home 3 years in a row officially makes Pep Guardiola Unai Emery’s bitch, right?

26.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, they really should’ve brought him on

26.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder if City are gonna bring Haaland on for the second half

26.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just goes around kicking people all the time, but has managed to convince everyone he’s the best defender in the PL by virtue of the fact he plays for Liverpool & can get away with it

25.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That he’s not actually that good?

25.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#SlotOut?!

25.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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