Captain McCrap

Captain McCrap

@yxllop.bsky.social

What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?

147 Followers 166 Following 3,084 Posts Joined Nov 2024
15 hours ago

Sorry, England are doing what now?!

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15 hours ago

What in the absolute fuck

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16 hours ago

Cheers, Newcastle. That’s two favours they’ve done us in recent weeks. Maybe they’re not so bad after all*

*just kidding, they’re still a bunch of cunts

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16 hours ago

They were being deliberately shit to show us up

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19 hours ago

Being a #ShitFan and missing the England game later as I’m off to a gig. TBH I’m not mad about missing it as I think we’ll get battered, but the knowledge that Scotland will once again not be winning the title will sustain me at least til next year.

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20 hours ago

Unless Newcastle do us (another) big favour and Spurs manage to not completely suck ass

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20 hours ago

Ok, it’s a very real possibility that we could see ourselves in 6th place come the end of the weekend, and I want you all to be prepared for this #AVFC

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2 days ago

Excellent win. Would’ve been happy with a draw, but the win is so, so big. Massive for mentality and conformance. Love that.

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2 days ago

WHO!

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2 days ago
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McGinn back, apparently Youri not far behind. Is this…

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2 days ago

He’s gone looking for that. The keeper has tried to avoid the contact, if Ollie has just carried on and gone over or round him (as he could have), he takes that on and scores.

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2 days ago

I just think of my old neighbours’ old dog tbh.

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2 days ago

Bit of a scrappy game so far tbh, both sides struggling to create anything meaningful. Think it fair to say defences are on top. This works out better for us tho, goal for them will be to press their home advantage while they have it

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2 days ago

Oh yes you’re absolutely right. What a sick burn. My goodness.

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2 days ago

Onana having a good game so far

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2 days ago

Well where did he last have him?

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Evidently I’ve missed something, what are the black armbands for?

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2 days ago

FYI, Lille are currently 6th in Ligue 1, 8th in the overall form table, but 13th in the home form table having won only 2 of their last 6 at home 👀

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2 days ago

Ollie starting again. Although I actually think he had one of his better games in a while in the first half against Chelsea, I still don’t think overall he’s justifying his selection at the moment

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4 days ago

lol, how the fuck were Spurs even still in the Champion’s League

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4 days ago

The sexy Gallic bastard.

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4 days ago

Never let it be said you don’t know how to treat a woman

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4 days ago

This sounds healthy

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4 days ago
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I think it’s nice how Italian toilets cater for @bigdaveg.bsky.social

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4 days ago

*wanks*

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4 days ago

😍

God how we need him

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4 days ago

Where’s this

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5 days ago

Did you ever etc etc

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1 week ago

Oh yeah, I fully agreed that selling Malen was a mistake. He was producing for us. But nowadays with these financial constraints, in that scenario if there’s a deal to be done, you’ve got to do it

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