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i am so easy to ragebait while drunk

bitches are named linda and still unpleasant

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i hate a scared ass bitch. get over it hoe

people who are "too scared" to go to Seattle are also afraid of their own shadows. scary ass bitches.

i can't stand a bitch that follows every single rule. some of these are arbitrary, hoe!

bonus points cause then i get to be the victim 😛

genuinely love when a patient is ripping into me for no reason in front of a lobby full of witnesses cause then i get to see if i'm really in the wrong (usually i am not, and they validate me!!)

it's just no reason y'all should be waking a bitch up!

i really hate living under these heathens. it's either DV in the daytime or obnoxious sex at night😭 i'm not saying don't fuck, just please put a pillow in between the wall and headboard 💔

really tired of weird shit happening hehe

i'm already mad that i have to go to work tomorrow smh!!

hiding in the bathroom for five mins of peace

bitch i do rich shit, my money thick, thick

this morning sucks!!

me when my favorite rappers beef

bitches didn't eat or chew! they were tube fed!!

i rly hate when the girls come for JT, that's my goat 😔

i need people with kids to get a fucking grip

i haven't talked to this girl in 5 years wtf she doin messaging me

y'alllll they got me training someone and idk if i have the patience 😭

my coworker rly upset me today like fucking always

i can't believe no one's referenced the fact that a running joke about this mf was that he looks like he eats people. why would i empathize with a cannibal? 🤨

me when i have to tell my coworkers they fucked up

people are funny cause i tell them what their doctor's office tells me and then they go back to the doctor's office to "make sure." just for them to walk back with their tails in between their legs 🥳

i put a curse on this bitch like three years ago and it's not working quickly enough so ima do it again

i hope this new enemy of mine croaks 🩷

dog wearing a hat and a jacket with closed eyes. captioned "girl, whatever"

gonna smoke a j and let it gooooo

yalllllll i need a career change hehe

girllllllll i had a bad experience with a patient yesterday and i'm so aggravated with coddling adults that are old enough to be my MOTHER