DiceShaming's ❄️ Olympic Games 💙

I hate those. I feel for you.

Say, is your tardy master now at hand?

"AC/DC for Ukulele"

"Still punk as fuck" he whispered, reaching for his four string

Ava Cordero was a trans woman who tried to whistle blow the who pedophile island and was mocked, derided, and harassed by the same media apparatus that now defends/works for Epstein affiliates. And every anti-trans "journalist" is less than or equal to 1 degree of separation from pedophiles.

orange cat curled up on his blanket

a little man who ate a cheese fry

Here’s the little 💩

Bane of Catchers

janel grant at the lectern, with chyron

Whoa

Janel Grant, accuser in the Vince McMahon sex-trafficking case (no, not the pedophilia-ring case, that's a different thing) made a very rare public appearance yesterday at a media conference for the Connecticut Alliance to End Sexual Violence (she enters at 10:30):

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YouTube video by Gábor Hényel George Carlin - War is prick-waving (The bigger dick foreign policy theory)

im not even a huge carlin fan — there's plenty in this rant that gives me the ick and feels vaguely proto-MAGA to me — but...

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

a tweet by Audrey Fahlberg: "Amtrak Joe strikes again: Biden was in coach class this eve and “sat by random woman” before getting off at Wilmington, a someone on his train tells me. “He was picking up babies”" with two pictures of Joe Biden on a train, one standing in the aisle having a conversation with an older man in green, the other seated taking a selfie with two young women over the back of his seat while the woman sitting next to him looks delighted.

I was told over and over Joe Biden was in "late stage dementia" (you know when you can't talk and forget how to eat) and other variations on that, any ways here he is out and about interacting with random members of the public over a year after his Presidency

So much bogus shit right now

A digital illustration done in black and white graphite style. Toshiro Mifune as his unnamed ronin character in Yojimbo. With both swords prominently on view in his belt, he has his arms pulled inside of his black kimono with one hand coming up through the collar to stroke his chin as he gives some sharp side eye to the right, scheming. In a text box in the upper right corner is what I sincerely hope is an accurate Japanese translation of ‘maybe it will happen today’.

Poolside with Cartman. 🐸

🤣

a cartoon peanut wearing a top hat and pointing ALT: a cartoon peanut wearing a top hat and pointing

So I got the plantar fascitis and it's not about peanuts.

His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking best, or a pleasant mixture of them all. Evil things did not come into that valley.

~J. R. R. Tolkien
Watercolor by Tolkien
The Hobbit (1937)

Olympic athletes, some of whom are teenagers, are held to a higher level of expected maturity than the most powerful man in the world.

Looks like a ship’s hold

The Schnauzer vane was humming along with a wind out of the South

In addition to being absolutely brilliant, amazing & charming in her own right, we all know she was raised by a single dad w/4 siblings and that he came to the US bc of persecution bc of his participation in the ‘89 Tiananmen democracy uprising, right?

Valid.

A former GOP strategist just dropped a cold hard truth that should terrify anyone paying attention: when half the country thinks judges are pedophiles and elections are stolen by Italian satellites, you don't have a functioning democracy anymore, you have warring tribes
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Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.

if you did not watch Alysa Liu’s free skate earlier today I implore you to watch it tonight it I promise it will make you happier

Once again, I am promising Democrats there are literally thousands of former department of justice people who will crawl over broken glass to prosecute this administration given the chance

Rep. Massie to introduce “No Immunity for Glyphosate Act” to undo Trump Executive Order that calls for glyphosate production increase AND shields its manufacturer from liability.

One day before Trump issued the EO, Bayer agreed to pay $7.25 BILLION to settle lawsuits claiming RoundUp causes cancer.