wow 🥵😍
pov we’re on a teams call and I’m ostensibly paying close attention but secretly fantasizing about my weekend plans the whole time
thanks for the recs! going for just a couple days for a little solo retreat :)
haven’t felt very slutty lately but change is in the air, don’t worry
Sister same 🪩
anyone have montreal recs?
particularly looking for restaurants, gay bars, and any cool/fun shops
I’m gonna have to take the day off work 😮💨
just to reduce my caffeine intake a bit… idk what changed but lately i’ve been really feeling the late afternoon crash
day 2 of replacing my afternoon coffee with green tea and I’m not pleased to report it’s having the desired effect 💔
🍀🫡
congrats!!
boston gay boy stuns.
thanks it was a gift from oomf 🤭
won’t be soft for long 😈
over the river and through the woods!!
(I’m visiting my grandmother)
no 🫶
ever since I was a little boy, I dreamt of entering a one-time 6-digit passcode hundreds of time per day
nooo honestly fuck that I’m sorry 😭
jokes aside I hope you‘re okay and that you get a big fat insurance check
omg the dream
and I’ve always said that!
girls only want ONE thing and it’s to sit on a lakeside park bench and watch the full moon rise over the water
(it’s me, I’m girls)
happy birthday 🎈
“how big are you?”
oh i’m not!! i’m just a little guy
oh hello
stroking it is a form of self care, btw
🚨 once again sleepy and h*rny
wait I went there solo on a work trip and honestly had the BEST time
I plead guilty
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