Conor

nooo honestly fuck that I’m sorry 😭

jokes aside I hope you‘re okay and that you get a big fat insurance check

omg the dream

and I’ve always said that!

girls only want ONE thing and it’s to sit on a lakeside park bench and watch the full moon rise over the water

(it’s me, I’m girls)

happy birthday 🎈

“how big are you?”

oh i’m not!! i’m just a little guy

oh hello

stroking it is a form of self care, btw

🚨 once again sleepy and h*rny

wait I went there solo on a work trip and honestly had the BEST time

I plead guilty

If you're reading this you're a boy kisser

no mirror in the bathroom is kinda homophobic

but also have you considered:

✨boys with big beefy legs and glutes✨

✨ bulgarian split squats ✨

LOVE arm!!

things have kind of sucked lately but I got a raise today and found out I’ll be getting a nice bonus next week 🥹

you’re supposed to add flavor packets!!

oh don’t worry there’s no need to stand up, just sit back and relax 🥵

yes!!

haven’t gone on my walking loop around the lake in several days and I need it mentally but I tweaked my back yesterday and am not sure if I can/should go physically I—

👁️🫦👁️

aw thank you 🥹

it’s for indoors haha

no like I’m obsessed

nah we held off. too many other priorities!

enjoying it so far :)

that’s a secret she’ll never tell!

he’s cartoonishly evil haha