🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎

Thanks! I have a few plants in my feed...

See? Pinch in... it's a river!

#Crows #Waterloo

houseplants with full moon outside the window

picture of the moon
have to trick the camera
and focus elsewhere

#haiku #moon

Drag him.

Quiz - Wikipedia

Quiz etymology:

a pink heart with the word quiz written inside of it Alt: a pink heart with the word quiz written inside of it

a chalk written word
meaning what does this word mean
and the word was quiz

#haiku #haikufeels #quiz

green Matcha roulade with raspberries inside the whipped cream filling

Matcha roulade with raspberries.

#NomNomNom

insignificant flower

mother plant with a red circle showing the location of the insignificant flower

See the circle for the tiny "flower."

This could be an "insignificant" but those are actual flowers.

Either way, the plant has several stalks with tiny stems and a ball at the end. Some stay as balls, some spilt into a drop of sap, then there's this!

#HousePlants #Flowers

a man sitting in front of a computer with the words " can 't stop the signal mal " Alt: a man sitting in front of a computer with the words " can 't stop the signal mal "

We can't fight the muse!

HEY!

@seasoning-life.bsky.social

45 rpm record sleeve cover from the 60s for the song called "over, under, sideways, down" that was recorded by the yardbirds

classic yardbirds rave
over, under, sideways, down
pseudo morocco

#haiku #haikufeels #under

disgraceful: clearly
under dollar$’ influence
undeserving scump
was given a prize
demanding FIFA’s fealty
he got it in gold
whilst people besieged
assaulted, starved by his friends
will never know Peace
a sickening farce
all to appease His Ego
makes it meaningless
-tam
#haikufeels #under #FIFA ☮️🏅?!🤬

YouTube video by Netflix No Good Deed | Official Trailer | Netflix

Netflix's #NoGoodDeed Trailer

@deeretopher.bsky.social

a woman is sitting on a couch holding a cup of coffee and saying " blah blah blah " Alt: lisa Kudrow says shush

No Good Deed...

Lisa Kudrow just said the C word! FANTASTIC!

#NoGoodDeed

@1nicdar.bsky.social

@bigchubby6.bsky.social

a black and white drawing of birds sitting on branches Alt: a shitload of crows sitting in a tree

I know it's murder...
but there was a crow RIVER!
so MANY black crows.

#haiku #crows #Waterloo

a red background with a yellow number 17 Alt: the number 17 in different fonts and background colours

five
seven
five

there is nothing else
than writing words in #haiku
believe me, I've tried

@gve23.bsky.social

Checks runes. Nope.

a netflix ad shows a crowd of people in a dark room Alt: a crowd of drunk people dancing in a dark club

after the spiced wine
not just drunk, totally faced
you are mull and void

#haiku #haikufeels #mull

People kept talking about it! Fortunately, I watched it alone...

a man in a red suit and tie is sitting in front of a dresser holding a pair of scissors . Alt: captain kangaroo is caught in a pingpong ball deluge

IKR? I'm fine with Counting Flowers on the Wall!

🤫 Piggy 🐽

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a very large mouth Alt: the worm from pink Floyd the wall

Pink Floyd is jot amused!

But I am...

a man wearing a sassy justice christmas sweater Alt: a man wearing a sassy justice christmas sweater

To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Epstein files
Epstein files
Release them today
Send the pedo off to jail
And throw the key away

Alternative holiday music.

#ReleaseTheFiles