🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎

1st Fort Henry pack
that's when I lived in Kingston
many years ago

#haiku #haikufeels #pack

#EpsteinFiles

green and gold logo patch of the wolf cubs featuring a wolf's head

wolf cub pack members
do your best and do our best
we all shout DYB DOB

#haiku #haikufeels #pack #DYB #DOB

a person laying in the snow with a pile of snowballs Alt: buddy the elf rises from behind the cover of a snowbank with an arm load of snowballs

when making snowballs
you are not throwing snowflakes
pack the snow tightly

#haiku #haikufeels #pack

After Losing Keith

We all lost Renee
We all lost Alex Pretti
clips of their end, seared
like a flashbulb memory
to the core of our being

#haikufeels #prompt #clip

It's looking less orange than usual... #moribund

#BOOP

You give too much credit... there are no opposable thumbs!

two men in medieval costumes are walking through a field . one of the men is carrying a large sword . Alt: King Arthur mimes riding a horse while his faithful Patsy follows making horse noises with coconut shells

coconut clip clop
defined a generation
brought up on python

#haiku #haikufeels #clip #MontyPython #HolyGrail

Best handle EVER! IYKYK...

#GymJordan

DON’T BE DISTRACTED!
Keep #EpsteinFiles #Epstein trending!
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

#EpsteinFiles

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of whiskey and asking are you crazy ? Alt: the dude asks are you crazy ?

press undo button...
you then become the undude
can you live with that

#haiku #haikufeels #undo

a man is standing in the snow with a shovel Alt: a man equipped with a case of beer shovels the driveway

equip me with beer
and I will shovel your path...
the driveway's a case

#haiku #haikufeels #equip

Kill the rabid animal.

And #ReleaseTheFilesNow

#EpsteinFiles

I was heading in another direction but 17 syllables is a tough nut to crack!

#FiveSevenFive

a woman in a black dress is making a funny face with her tongue out . Alt: buffy tries to slay orange juice with pulp

#AltTextFTW

a black and white photo of a man and a woman dancing together . Alt: a couple use centripetal force to unstick their hands

when you don't detach
you are risking adhesion
which is more painful

#haiku #haikufeels #detach

a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie . Alt: an orange piece of shit whispers into the ear of another piece of shit to release the Epstein Files

there's a recent law
to release the #EpsteinFiles
they're breaking the law

#Epstein #haiku #AltTextFTW

Waiting to be enjoyed. 🤣

LEAK
THE
UNREDACTED
EPSTEIN
FILES
NOW.

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

I'm replaying the poor old lawyer's dialogue from the trial...

I. Am. Not. A. Cat.

I. Am. A. Lawyer.

a group of people are having a video call with a zoom logo in the background Alt: the brady bunch Hollywood squares zoom screen

before I retired (sorry, workers of the world), EVERY zoom call had the mute/cat moment.

graffiti or actually printed by someone without spell check?

either is classic...

a man with a beard in a suit is clapping his hands Alt: a man with a beard in a suit does a slow clap

astounding alliteration!

a white kitten says " i 'm not a cat " in yellow letters Alt: a lawyer disguised as a cat says i'm not a cat

YOU'RE ON MUTE!