🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎

a close up of a dog with its tongue out Alt: a smart doggo covers its nose to stop the bleeding

spontaneous bleed
waiting impatiently for
my nose to curdle

#haiku #haikufeels #curdle

a brick with the number 3 on it sits on a table Alt: a Blue Jays fan bangs his head against a brick

Bullpen...

#BlueJays

In Russia, bombs bomb YOU!

#GymJordan

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Armchair #BlueJays manager – I would have walked Judge.

two men reading a book with the words skip a bit brother Alt: brother Maynard reads the instruction manual for the holy hand grenade of Antioch

After having counted to 5, [THREE, SIR!] 3...

...and they, being naughty in his sight, shall snuff it.

a man wearing a hat and a sweater is standing in front of a door . Alt: relic from the beachcombers furrows his brow and moves in to investigate

first go:
this holy relic
was a femur yesterday
which was more useful

second go:
on the beachcombers
solitary curmudgeon
relic was the man

#haiku #haikufeels #relic

#Nipper

Checks compost heap... not yet.

a woman wearing a blue shirt and a black jacket is standing on a street Alt: lucy lawless as alexa crowe in my life is murder

I would like a crow
not as a pet because... crow!
just as a wild friend

#haiku #haikufeels #crow

Alex Colville's 1980 painting called Seven Crows, featuring 7 crows flying over a Nova Scotia riverbank

Colville's Seven Crows
is based on a crow poem
that I've never heard

#haiku #haikufeels #crow #AlexColville #SevenCrows

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#health #covid19 #longcovid #mentalhealth

a person is holding a piece of paper that says `` 9,998,383,750,000 '' . Alt: Beetlejuice takes a number in the customer service desk

new complaints process
if you have a bone to pick
check in to marrow

#haiku #haikufeels #marrow

In line at the food court.

In front of me, backward black baseball cap with black embroidered slogan of the mango mussollini.

He's sporting a black fornicate Carney T-shirt.

He's also covered in ink but I can see mid-calf tan lines.

His poor daughter looked uncomfortable.

I bought a leather school jacket in college... but I used money from a bursary!

#AlgonquinCollege

a dog is standing on a brick sidewalk looking up at the sky . Alt: a dog has just met you but wags and smiles to show trust

post marriage rancor
after the passage of time
able to still trust

#haiku #haikufeels #rancor

I STAND WITH UKRAINE 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

a tall tree in the middle of a forest with the words viralhog written on the bottom Alt: a tall tree in the middle of a forest soon to be in your finger

a splinter so small
miniscule piece of a tree
yet feels so massive

#haiku #haikufeels #splinter

a cartoon character from nickelodeon is standing in front of a wall Alt: splinter the rat stretches before putting on his sensei hat

a whiskered sensei
the teenage mutant ninja's
reluctant Splinter

#haiku #haikufeels #splinter #TMNT

Wide-short angle lens!

fershlugginer

speaking of doggos
my Quincy was a barfer
good boy... not the rug

#haiku #Quincy #RainbowBridge

that is my process
confirm the definition
then count syllables

#haiku #HowToHaiku

clap clap
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a husky dog is sitting in front of a box that says ' healthy eating with healthy meals ' on it Alt: a husky dry heaves as it tries to swallow its cough medicine

ghastly cough syrup
artificially flavoured
with sweet confection

#haiku #haikufeels #ghastly

📊 A little fiscal lesson for Poilievre: Canada has the strongest credit rating + lowest debt in the G7.
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a blurred image of a person 's face in the dark Alt: Jane Goodall is what a scientist looks like

always Jane Goodall
she taught us to be stewards
we can do better

#haiku #JaneGoodall

a white kitten says " i 'm not a cat " in yellow letters Alt: a codger using someone else's computer says i'm not a cat

after all this time
still having to ask people
can you go on mute

#haiku #VideoMeetingHell