πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Peter G Mitchell 😎

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Peter G Mitchell 😎

@petergmitchell.bsky.social

Canadian πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Guitarist 🎸 Liberal πŸ”΄ Writer ✍🏼 Ally 🀝 ...No DMs 🚫

8,208 Followers 6,884 Following 1,262 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 hours ago

We have an expression which applies to this group perfectly:

#BunchOfFuckingGoofs

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3 hours ago

Frag-O-Rama

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18 hours ago
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a brown and white puppy is sitting on a wooden floor . Alt: a howling puppy corgi

love is not a test
of the pain you can endure
yet we keep trying

#haiku #haikufeels #endure

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1 day ago
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a man in a star trek uniform is making a funny face and says c ' mon !!! Alt: captain Jean Luc Picard says c'mon

solar sex panel
but hair on my nose and ears
thank you genetics

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1 day ago
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a woman with an arrow in her mouth is standing next to a man Alt: Holly Golightly holds an extremely long cigarette holder

marketing deceit
cigarette with a filter
still a cancer stick

#haiku #haikufeels #filter

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2 days ago

I hesitate to suggest songs in case that's not where your head is but...

I started out learning Beatles and CCR. There are some tricky ones but you'll develop basic skills and go from there.

If there's anything you are keen to learn, it's probably on the Internet!

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2 days ago
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a woman is holding a sign that says buzzfeed news Alt: a Colleen says please don't lift the kilt

au natural kilts...
what if your gotch is tartan?
does that exclude you?

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2 days ago

I've been playing since 1982 (check my pinned post). Was paid to sing & play in bars. Bars taught me that I play guitar for myself. Decide why you want to play. If you can make money any other way, do it.

Advice? Pick a band you like, internet the chords, strum along.

Lead guitar? I can't help. 😎

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2 days ago

That's $18!

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2 days ago

At least they're tartan...

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2 days ago

Who is this Pete you speak of... πŸ˜‰

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2 days ago
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a man in a blue usa shirt is running on the track Alt: the baton pass portion of a relay race

ran the rely race
but the team had zero trust
and were doomed to lose

#haiku #haikufeels #rely

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3 days ago

This picture is after he had dental work done... he had to have general anesthesia and was pretty woozy!

I lay down on the floor next to his bed. I'm sure he felt better.

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3 days ago

Your people are worse than my people...

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3 days ago

I would encounter these people on the rush hour Bay Street sidewalk... so crowded you couldn't change your mind.

Walk or die!

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3 days ago
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three cartoon dogs are sitting around a table with the letters abc on the bottom left Alt: the heelers discuss a job offer while sitting at a table

job offer received
accept their insulting terms
or make a counter

#haiku #haikufeels #offer

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4 days ago
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Re-Watching Night of the Creeps (1986)!

Luckily, alien slugs that take over human bodies don't know anything about being social, verbal communication, or dating. If they mastered one of these things they would be ahead of the curve and would actually be viable dates to events & gatherings!

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3 days ago

Screaming like banshees!

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3 days ago
My boy Quincy the beagle lab cross

My boy #Quincy once snatched up a morsel whilst on a walk.

I said, in the dad voice, "Spit that out."

He looked up at me and I thought I saw a baby carrot slide out of his mouth and fall to the ground.

It was a cheesie.

He got double treats when we got home.

#RainbowBridge

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4 days ago
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a scooby doo cartoon character crawling on the floor Alt: Velma searches for her glasses

#Velma

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4 days ago
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a cartoon character from up is flying through the air while holding a gun Alt: the old guy from up! is floating through the air holding on to balloons

I'm 62! 😎

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4 days ago

I have Station To Station stuck in my head!

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4 days ago

I don't remember the Gummy Monster from Sesame Street! πŸ˜„

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4 days ago
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a purple background with the words `` miss you '' written on it . Alt: the cookie monster arrives from stage left
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4 days ago
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a black and white photo of david bowie with a lightning bolt on his face . Alt: david bowie as Ziggy Stardust sports a lightning bolt on his face

contrary wisdom
change is really not so good
stay in comfort zone

#haiku #haikufeels #change

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5 days ago
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a red light is lit up at an intersection with cars and buses Alt: a red traffic light at an intersection with cars passing on the green

at intersections
anticipate advance green
watch for red runners

#haiku #haikufeels #advance

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6 days ago
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a young boy wearing glasses and suspenders is asking if he should drink ovaltine Alt: Ralphie uses his decoder ring to learn about the greed of adults

#ovaltine

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6 days ago
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a close up of a dog with a loading bar on its face Alt: a confused dog beneath a scrubber clock

fast track to good times
if I could decode your moods
but then here we are

#haiku #haikufeels #decode

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1 week ago

Nicely done. πŸ‘πŸΌ

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1 week ago
Quincy the lab beagle

when we met our boy
in a cell at the dog pound
we chose to adopt

#haiku #haikufeels #adopt #Quincy #RainbowBridge

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