We have an expression which applies to this group perfectly:
#BunchOfFuckingGoofs
Frag-O-Rama
love is not a test
of the pain you can endure
yet we keep trying
#haiku #haikufeels #endure
marketing deceit
cigarette with a filter
still a cancer stick
#haiku #haikufeels #filter
I hesitate to suggest songs in case that's not where your head is but...
I started out learning Beatles and CCR. There are some tricky ones but you'll develop basic skills and go from there.
If there's anything you are keen to learn, it's probably on the Internet!
I've been playing since 1982 (check my pinned post). Was paid to sing & play in bars. Bars taught me that I play guitar for myself. Decide why you want to play. If you can make money any other way, do it.
Advice? Pick a band you like, internet the chords, strum along.
Lead guitar? I can't help. π
That's $18!
At least they're tartan...
Who is this Pete you speak of... π
ran the rely race
but the team had zero trust
and were doomed to lose
#haiku #haikufeels #rely
This picture is after he had dental work done... he had to have general anesthesia and was pretty woozy!
I lay down on the floor next to his bed. I'm sure he felt better.
Your people are worse than my people...
I would encounter these people on the rush hour Bay Street sidewalk... so crowded you couldn't change your mind.
Walk or die!
job offer received
accept their insulting terms
or make a counter
#haiku #haikufeels #offer
Re-Watching Night of the Creeps (1986)!
Luckily, alien slugs that take over human bodies don't know anything about being social, verbal communication, or dating. If they mastered one of these things they would be ahead of the curve and would actually be viable dates to events & gatherings!
Screaming like banshees!
My boy #Quincy once snatched up a morsel whilst on a walk.
I said, in the dad voice, "Spit that out."
He looked up at me and I thought I saw a baby carrot slide out of his mouth and fall to the ground.
It was a cheesie.
He got double treats when we got home.
#RainbowBridge
I have Station To Station stuck in my head!
I don't remember the Gummy Monster from Sesame Street! π
contrary wisdom
change is really not so good
stay in comfort zone
#haiku #haikufeels #change
at intersections
anticipate advance green
watch for red runners
#haiku #haikufeels #advance
fast track to good times
if I could decode your moods
but then here we are
#haiku #haikufeels #decode
Nicely done. ππΌ
when we met our boy
in a cell at the dog pound
we chose to adopt
#haiku #haikufeels #adopt #Quincy #RainbowBridge