What was missing in you she couldn't commit to the bit.
It's like FLCL, but lesbian.
Lighting the mostly smoked cigarette you find in the ash tray to taste her a last time.
Girl with a Front Bottoms tattoo and girl with a Pigeon Pit tattoo making out sloppy style
I love trans lesbians with all my heart
oh yeah, baby. keep telling me about your niche special interest 😵💫 oh fuck, the amount of knowledge you have is so hot 🥵
The way my cats just hang out with me while I do stuff ❤️
We live in the uncanny valley
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
Reciting poetry to my cats until I'm ready for the next open mic
saying the cat’s name out loud repeatedly because she hasn’t yet responded to a point I was trying to make
Out: Being a manic pixie dream girl
Skipping meals
Dental issues
In: Building community
Maintaining connections
The Dentist
Same, life changes quick
girl who AAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAGGGGHHHHHHGGGHHH AAAAIAIIIEIIEIEIEEEEEE
don't like how everything is temporary they should change that
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits…
i hate how mostly accurate this is...
"tits or ass?"
Bro, the way she lays in bed for hours after waking up
No
Staring at my new viagra script like jack looked at his bag of magical beans
T4TTRPG
Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.
New Jersey is great.
lowkey i’m trying to hit it like a boy lately but woke doesn’t want me to
post malone? no thanks. i only post about my lord. jesus.
Coatcheck line from hell
That's what I'm super saiyan
Recite her a sonnet
M'lady loves a good sonnet
