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Two minutes in and already a Rose West reference? I’m settling in for this one! 🖤
@karenkilgariff.bsky.social is this on your watch list? 😃

12.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Morning.

08.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 8710    🔁 1093    💬 126    📌 54

Part of the problem with getting any justice re: Epstein files is that would require republicans and democrats both to care about the safety and respect the autonomy of women and children, and they do not

06.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 188    🔁 25    💬 5    📌 2

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

04.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 12576    🔁 1152    💬 434    📌 84
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caiman with a ciggy

caiman with a ciggy

me if you even care

01.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 2539    🔁 220    💬 4    📌 7

BREAKING NEWS: The Trump Administration offered to drop all charges against Don Lemon if he would attend a screening of the documentary “Melania”! It’s reported that Mr. Lemon dived back into his jail cell, grabbed the cell key and swallowed it.

01.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 2968    🔁 409    💬 122    📌 35

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

31.01.2026 09:20 — 👍 8240    🔁 2012    💬 67    📌 77
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Firearms belong to liberals now.

28.01.2026 09:22 — 👍 4482    🔁 723    💬 159    📌 50
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The Trump administration has secretly rewritten nuclear safety rules The rewrite was done to speed up the construction of a new generation of nuclear reactors. Critics warn it could compromise safety and public trust.

Trump administration secretly loosens nuclear safety rules

www.npr.org/2026/01/28/n...

29.01.2026 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Morning.

26.01.2026 04:51 — 👍 1073    🔁 96    💬 48    📌 11
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You misspelled "BORED".

24.01.2026 08:39 — 👍 24923    🔁 5193    💬 1320    📌 244

it does feel fundamentally dysfunctional, right, to beg lawmakers to use the law to force law enforcement to obey the law

22.01.2026 14:19 — 👍 3226    🔁 744    💬 4    📌 31

Ok, this episode was SO friggin interesting! 🤯

21.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Want to cowrite a book? I’ll do the consonants and you can do the vowels.

16.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 496    🔁 31    💬 92    📌 9

I’ve got a very rare Charizard Pokemon card if anyone wants to trade for a Nobel Peace Prize.

16.01.2026 11:39 — 👍 3531    🔁 356    💬 127    📌 13
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Morning.

15.01.2026 05:06 — 👍 10303    🔁 1074    💬 348    📌 108

my library weeded a Marie Kondo book today. i think it’s what she would want. 📚

12.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 902    🔁 80    💬 27    📌 11

Because you never know when you’ll be asked for the plural of “enema”!

07.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

02.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 3314    🔁 709    💬 16    📌 21

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