Age Garton

Directors at BBC and Daily Mail: “we know”.

Attention BBC and Daily Mail newsdesks. It is being reliably reported that Reform UK MP Richard Tice dodged a £600,000 tax bill. Where's the media coverage?

The unrepentant fascist dictator would be challenged to single combat by Zaarg the Pacifier.

After a tense battle, Zaarg wins, skewing a surprised-looking dictator.

Zaarg’s victory is enough to win over the population, who see the error of their ways and repent immediately.

Is he the Regulator or a critic?

I’m (sadly) not a millionaire or billionaire, so no.

Conan O’Brien is about twenty seconds away from being pronounced DOS - that’s Dead On Stage.

#Oscars

Best quote about Operation Epstein Distraction:
“When you kick a hornets’ nest it’s the hornets that decide when it’s over.”

Ah yes, the “Hollywood Style”
Thermonuclear device. Totally predictable, can be used to surgically slice a channel through a landmass, and zero fallout.

I’m sure Trump is in the phone to Michael Bay right now.

I much prefer simply avoiding the proletariat. Let them eat cake!

Such a shame.

The world over we have governing bodies to prevent a lack of fair market competition.

We don’t have a body anywhere that prevents all media channels being owned by excessively wealthy fascists.

Bullshit Barbie will never work again - assuming she still has her liberty.

It could show full colour pics of Trump raping kids - at this point I’m not convinced it would make any difference.

Aggressive and highly unusual tax avoidance robs the NHS and schools of £600,000.
Not so patriotic really are you Reform?

Ridiculous post of the week - well done.

Reform UK government would replace top civil servants with policy ‘believers’ Exclusive: Senior party figures conclude outsiders or existing senior staff deemed more suitable should take over from current permanent secretaries

FFS! "Nigel Farage’s party has promised it will enact a radical programme. One senior member said this would be modelled on the second Trump administration, with a focus on making change via executive orders rather than legislation, where possible"

It’ll never forget……

Kids, don’t do drugs.

Taking her cue from how Donald treats the press.

Not hard to see why they lost their deposit in the Gorton and Denton.

They’re no longer a serious party, and after the next election they’ll barely exist.

Leave the fuckers there to rot.

Did you know that Deform UK Ltd have a freepost address that costs THEM about £2.50 for every item that has to be delivered to it.

Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London SW1P 4QP.

I'm not saying you should send any old piece of trash to that address to cost them money.

Yep. We agree there too.

I'm sorry but there comes a point at which someone's name is so daft and inappropriate that it becomes worthy of comment. “Rupert” would be fine for a show on CBBC it isn't fine for a Real Person 😉

It’s 2026.

I keep having to remind myself.

Medals, even.

What a joke.

Hahahaha I used to do that.

Now I just get it delivered. I deal with one person.

Absolute class.

Typical FIFA. I cannot think of a time in my life when they weren’t just about the most corrupt and ridiculous organisation in sport.