Age Garton

1,000,000,000,000% this 👇🏻

Welp

Och aye tha noooo!

How’s that?

Haaaaaaang on a minute!

You’re saying that Farageriots might be WRONG…..?

😳

I’m sure there was someone else in history who cleared the homeless off the streets.

There were spoiling the view.

German guy, I think.

When you get a “good” response, tell it “this is the level of response I want every time”

Seriously.

He’s banking on a fundamental truth: the MAGA cult don’t care.

When it seemed like it was going to come out that Trump raped children secured for him by Epstein, many started posting hey, that’s not great, but it was ages ago and the good outweighs the bad.

I have worked out the common denominator for your hatred.

It’s apparently not enough that we’re going to host Donald for a state visit - we now have Vance here too, galavanting around the Cotswolds.

A felon child rapist and an inbred who gets off fucking sofas.

How far the Empire has fallen.

Surprised she could be bothered to come to the UK at all.

Thatcher considered the ANC to be 'terrorists'. But not even her governments arrested hundreds of people on 1980s anti-apartheid protests.

Yet another sad day for our “democracy”.

Yet another day when we turn more to America for an example of what to do, instead of our closest neighbours.

At this point I’m not sure Westminster politicians know what’s best for Buckinghamshire, let alone Scotland!!

If you guys get independence, can I relocate?

Caroline Kennedy went on national television to warn America about her cousin...she called him a "predator." Always a private person, her speaking out was a significant step into the public eye for her. RFK, Jr.'s siblings did the same.

#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks

The idea that anyone - literally anyone - in the current American government is qualified or experienced enough to negotiate this is bonkers.

They’re all a bunch of boot-licking conspiracy crack-heads.

An American with principles. Will wonders never cease…?

See also: water companies; electric & gas companies; the postal service; healthcare.

I used cutting edge AI technology to research and assess multiple data points to find the common denominator.

Turns out it’s shareholders and their incessant need for huge piles of cash. The AI called it “greed”

People sometimes ask me why I get so irate about Donald screwing over the Americans. After all, I don’t live there.

The trouble is, we Brits seem hooked on importing American bullshit. What’s good for them must be good for us, right?

Without Donald, there’s no Boris. No Farageriots. No Brexit.

Was he…..was he a carrot farmer…..?

Actually forget I asked 😬

So we all voted Labour in our droves, we kicked out the toxic Tory mess, and we got…..

…..Tory Lite.

Starmer needs a bloody good talking to!!

Negotiations are not one sided

Someone needs to tell Trump that

Corbyn had his chance and blew it spectacularly - not media savvy enough & he doesn’t care.

Starmer could easily be PM for another term, but he’s got to start making the right decisions and stop trying to be Farageriots.

The issue is whoever is advising Starmer, I’d suggest.

Let’s remember that this guy isn’t a journalist or even a serious person.

He works for a company that describes itself in court as an entertainment channel that no one would see as a serious source of news.

He’s the shocking replacement for Tucker.

That this abomination was permitted shows:-

1. How lacking in class he is.
2. How lacking in class Americans are in general.
3. How utterly useless his staff are.

Donald wants to be like Putin. It’s that simple.

He’s making even more unhinged demands - this time he’s learned though, so his “team” is nothing but a bunch of unqualified sycophants.

The man is like bacteria.

This is what every handshake with Putin endorses.

Surely you must be wrong, because Elonski Musk is all for total freedom of speech 😂😂😂

PREDICTION: TRUMP WILL CAVE TO PUTIN.

Just watch. Putin will say something nice about Trump and he will cave.

Zelensky says that Ukraine will not give land to ‘occupiers’.

Trump Will likely attack Zelensky by next weekend.

"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945