Lotusbloomed (LdyWolfie)

A black pillow on a white couch. The pillow is embroidered with the face of a screaming goat, eyes bulging and mouth wide in an expression of unmitigated horror.

Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item

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I found a clip. He did actually turn and seemed to understand something was happening, but mostly looked on.

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Headline writers all! Thanks for these.

Someone fainted during a press conference in the oval. Everyone else rushed to help, asked for assistance, asked the press to leave, etc. DJT stood there at the desk like nothing was going on. I don't think he even turned around.

Journey Announces Plan to Finally Go Separate Ways, With Farewell Tour Set to Begin in 2026 The band Journey announced it will call it quits, but not before a farewell tour set to begin with a first leg of 60 shows in the first half of 2026.

My favorite band when I was in junior high, and I've seen them in concert twice (once with Steve Perry, once with Arnel Pineda), enjoyed them both times, and inasmuch as their setlist hasn't really changed in 40 years, yup, probably a good time to wrap it all up

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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Pierre Robert was part of my weekday life for as long as I lived in the Philly area. No matter how many times I left home, he was always there when I got back, cheering on "our boys in blue" with his calm, soothing voice. It seems like he's been there since I discovered Rock.

Rest in Peace.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

This is a sub, it is not a hoagie. A hoagie roll is not sliced all the way through. A "hinge" of roll is left, which allows the sandwich to be closed. It also allows a modicum of control over the contents.

Ewww stinky people, here's a block list of 'em

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Zack is 100% right, be sure to block these fuckahs

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Jiminy cricket that's a wicked big crowd

I still have six phone numbers memorized, unsurprisingly being those of immediate family and also my landline, which I still have. Everything else is handled by the contacts list.

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'I'm not dying': Dolly Parton responds to concerns about her health Late last month Parton postponed her first Las Vegas residency in 32 years, citing “health challenges.”

“There are just a lot of rumors flying around. But I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay,” Dolly Parton said in a new two-minute video posted on Instagram. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me. And I ain’t done working.” https://to.pbs.org/4hc1DXB

"the human centipede of content" holy shit

I'm aware, but thank you for caring enough to warn me! That's why I'm scheduled for 3pm on Friday. Hopefully all the immune activation effects will be minimal by Monday.

I'm going balls to the wall. Flu, COVID, and shingles.

I'm getting fucked ALL the way up.

Happiest of birthdays!

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A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

I like how you gathered the resources you needed to live as your authentic self, even though much of your environment doesn't support you. And I like that you keep being your authentic self in defiance of the lack of support.

Great news, fellow NYers!

sound on.

All of the lessons that The Biggest Loser taught—from disordered eating to ruthless self talk—all of that came because we culturally thought it was beneficial & entertaining to abuse fat people. Anti-fat bigotry was the spoonful of sugar that helped the medicine go down. It was a feature, not a bug.

Doomscrolling Reminder Lady also highly recommends muting, unfollowing and blocking people who annoy you; as well as an offline hobby and time with animals, who can't read and don't know what social media is at all.