Scribbler of Prose, Jotter of Scripts, Verbaliser of Words into Microphones, Mover of Minds, Wiggler of Body, Professor of the Unknown, Mixer of Beverages, Actor of Sorts, Owner of Ageing Automobile and Creator of Useless Lists.
Hear my bullshit in The Phoenix Foundation, Wellington Paranormal, Saving Bikini Bottom and ranting here about how much I love bike lanes