Jethro Weyman 🦙

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Once in a while
our world must #flush away the detritus of its inhabitants
once in a while
a civilisation arises
to hurry themselves
down the pipes
taking innocent bystanders along with them.
And here we are
hanging to the rim
our feet pulled towards
a brown abyss.

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Thanks, Maria 😃🙂

Thanks, Shark 🙂♥️

Stripped are the words from her dry mouth, gestures swathed in an oversized #cloak.

Thoughts held captive, her time is short, but the information she has could change that.

Though her wrists are bound, the window beckons, and the fall beyond screams for company.

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Is that Coco from Twitter?

I'm not aware of blocking you 🤷‍♂️

But those things aren't nice to say, are they? Very mean.

And now you see my vision!

It should be read in the style of Megan Thee Stallion if that helps 😆

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No doubt! 😆

I ain't ashes
I ain't #dust
I'm haunting, bitch!
I'm haunting.
Body underground, but a spirit on top
I don't make a sound when I'm freaking non-stop
Making 'em scream in bed
Making 'em scream when I remove my head
That's what you get for cremating me
MC Brown Bread.

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Certainly unpredictable
expect the unexpected
rifle in the fridge
cool and protected.
Count the stairs
from bottom to top
and #measure the distance
you'll need to drop
from the bedroom window
onto the lawn
knife under your pillow
like Jason Bourne.

Home Alone: Judgement

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Books, am I right?

Back to work with you all!

No more procrastination.

No more lollygagging, whatever that really means!

And definitely no more slobbery!

Don't expect me to lead by example either!

"Putting the rum back in #decorum" was not what Lady Morgan had meant when she suggested some civilised afternoon drinks.

But here she is, up to her eyeballs in cheap fondue and swapping clothes with peasants on a Tuesday.

Etiquette is for those lacking imagination.

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Writing a synopsis for a book while waiting for beta-reader feedback...

Industrious or idiotic?

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Yeah,

I should probably...

You know...

Yeah.

It's a made-up Jethro thing.

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Thanks so much 😃

Sorry 😬😬

a dark room with red eyes coming out of the door . ALT: a dark room with red eyes coming out of the door .

Wash your pillow
Wash it right
Or Curdleshrew
will come at night.

There is mercy
in its song
You're
too
late
just
sing
along.

No more #drama
No more pain
No more cold and winter rain
No more guilt
'til you're insane
and no more waking up again.

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Yes

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I do own socks 🤷‍♂️

I've got flip flops 🤷‍♂️

Sounds about right!

It'll be a rough Christmas 😬

All he had to do was wait for the powers to develop after having his cheek sucked by an #axolotl.
Everyday he tried to camouflage, or breathe underwater.

Just before he cut off his toe, to try to regrow it, the nausea hit and hundreds of eggs poured out of him.

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Is that what you do with your kids too? 😆