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ok Nintendo????
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Robert. 🪱
27.10.2025 04:43 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
me yelling at this man
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Hayley Williams please
26.10.2025 09:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
mtv hits forever!!
23.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
spot the woodpecker!!
01.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different
28.09.2025 01:46 — 👍 3714 🔁 480 💬 102 📌 18
last night!!
26.09.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
girl look how orange you fuckin look
20.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A room full of people were shocked when I told them I was 15 years older when they thought I was younger than them. All I have to do is take Lexapro every day and cry in the shower every quarter. Maybe he should look into that.
17.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1
Sent a poll
16.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
why does Nintendo hate me
12.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vintage book cover for a book on bird identification featuring four illustrations of various birds. Title and copy read
Piece of Shit
Birds
•72 Full-color birds
•All pieces of shit
•Will steal from you then taunt from a tree
by Simon Forlurdt
thanks for nothing
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happy orange iPhone day to @bcapps.bsky.social only
09.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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b a l d
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hayley williams how am i supposed to go back to work after that song)????
28.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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bb cardinals 🥹
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i love the country of philadelphia 🫡
22.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hang it there, it gets easier!!
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happy friday nerds
22.08.2025 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🗣️ all I wanted was YOOOOOOUUU 🗣️
17.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
!! good Paramore merch alert !!
20.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yuuuuup
17.08.2025 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🗣️ all I wanted was YOOOOOOUUU 🗣️
17.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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17.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when the h*ck are we getting new switch 2 games
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