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@kcapps.bsky.social

nj / porkroll art director at spotify big into birds

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A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

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ok Nintendo????

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Robert. 🪱

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me yelling at this man

27.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hayley Williams please

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mtv hits forever!!

23.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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spot the woodpecker!!

01.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different

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last night!!

26.09.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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girl look how orange you fuckin look

20.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A room full of people were shocked when I told them I was 15 years older when they thought I was younger than them. All I have to do is take Lexapro every day and cry in the shower every quarter. Maybe he should look into that.

17.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 1

Sent a poll

16.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why does Nintendo hate me

12.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vintage book cover for a book on bird identification featuring four illustrations of various birds. Title and copy read 

Piece of Shit
Birds
•72 Full-color birds
•All pieces of shit
•Will steal from you then taunt from a tree
by Simon Forlurdt

Vintage book cover for a book on bird identification featuring four illustrations of various birds. Title and copy read Piece of Shit Birds •72 Full-color birds •All pieces of shit •Will steal from you then taunt from a tree by Simon Forlurdt

thanks for nothing

28.11.2024 19:42 — 👍 2624    🔁 533    💬 39    📌 36

happy orange iPhone day to @bcapps.bsky.social only

09.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

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b a l d

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hayley williams how am i supposed to go back to work after that song)????

28.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

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bb cardinals 🥹

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i love the country of philadelphia 🫡

22.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hang it there, it gets easier!!

22.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy friday nerds

22.08.2025 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🗣️ all I wanted was YOOOOOOUUU 🗣️

17.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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!! good Paramore merch alert !!

20.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yuuuuup

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🗣️ all I wanted was YOOOOOOUUU 🗣️

17.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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😛

17.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when the h*ck are we getting new switch 2 games

14.08.2025 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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