The getalong shirt is a game changer. They literally HAVE to be nice to eachother now ✅

#getalong #stuckwithu #dogs #dogparents #comedy #frenchbulldog

Is there a better feeling than when you’re sitting in a room full of people and the dog chooses to sit next to you?

Did you know Apollo was a scientist?

#dogs #dogparent #science #frenchbulldog #comedy #healthandwellnesstips

If you hurt me, I may forgive you, but if you hurt my dog, there’s a good chance you’ll see what temporary insanity looks like.

I’ve got you covered, don’t worry 😏

#dogs #dogsoverpeople #childlessmillennial #coemdy #dogparent #frenchbulldog

Asking ChatGPT to roast my dog. BOOM! Roasted 🔥

#dogs #boomroasted #roast #frenchbulldog #comedy #chatgpt #dogparents

It was very TRICK-ey to do 🥁

#magic #magictrick #abracadabra #comedy #dogs #dogparents #frenchbulldog

You think you know me, but my dog is the only one who knows the real me

The new term is DINKWAD (Dual income no kids with a dog)

#dogs #dogparent #dogdad #dink #dinkwad #childfreebychoice #comedy #meme

You think I should buy this freeloader a drink? He was being nice to his sister so that’s gotta be worth something?

#dogs #dogparent #frenchbulldog #buyyouadrank #comedy #happyhour

I don’t care what anyone says, I will continue to treat my dog as my child

Does he have a point?

#dogs #guarddog #dogparents #frenchbulldog #comedy #meme

It’s still a pretty cool accomplishment IMO
#dogs #dogparent #childlessmillennial #childfreebychoice #frenchbulldog #comedy #babyyoda #grogru #themandalorianedit

Unpopular Opinion: it should be socially acceptable to baby talk your dog in public

Yes @netflix we are wide awake thank you…

#dogs #dogparents #netflixandchill #comedy #streaming #frenchbulldog #naptime

Y’all pray for me please. Nothing is wrong, I’m just stuck working and I miss my dog

Now my dogs got a motor on him

#dogs #dogparent #rocketman #cheeselover #frenchbulldog #eltonjohn #comedy

He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next…

#gladiator #guarddog #comedy #dogparent #dogs #frenchbulldog

Everytime I vacuum my dog looks at me like I just erased all their hard work

He just wants you to know

#dogs #dogparents #frenchbulldog #motivation

Just saw a post about a vet that lets dogs enjoy the taste of chocolate before being put to sleep. They call them goodbye kisses. (I’m not crying you’re crying 😭)

Fritos. Paws. Frito Paws. DELICIOUS
#dogparent #dogs #frenchie #fritos #fritopaws

About last night…. Happy Hour

We spent our Saturday night with some good food, good drinks, good friends and of course our awesome kids 🐶. Here’s a few pics that shows how much fun they had!

#dogs #dogparents #happyhour #frenchbulldog #saturdayvibes😎

Sometimes I think I’m in charge. Then I remember my dog decides when we wake up…

I wouldn’t have it any other way!

RIP Hulk Hogan 🕊️💔💪
Universe: can this be the last one this week?!? 😢

#dogs #dogparent #hulkhogan #wwf #wwe #wrestling #frenchbulldog #realamerican

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion: laying on the couch with my dog

The cat doesn’t seem sincere 🤔

#barkatthemoon #spotteddog #comedy #ozzy #dogparent #frenchbulldog #dogs

Just a friendly reminder that your dog would never cheat on you at a Coldplay concert ☝️

I was bamboozled 🦈🐶

#dogs #dogparent #babyshark #frenchbulldog #puppy #comedy #shark #sharkweek

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea…