Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix

A Big Interview and the average is the best

A Big Interview in our newest newsletter!

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He sure is!!!

< Messages Dadguy Details Hey just a reminder we get an extra supper this weekend Thave no idea what you are talking about This weekend. We get an EXTRA supper There is no reason for this Are you crazy??? It's happening all over Alberta this weekend I'm not giving you another supper But it's Spring Ahead! Bunsen that's for time. We move ONE hour ahead. What. That is insane. Look it's just what we do What is the thing when we get second supper? I dunno. Parent miscommunication?

< Messages Beaks Details Hey are you giving Brix growth hormone BUNSEN LET ME DO UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTS He is 8 pounds now EXCELLENT. ITS WORKING. UM I MEAN THAT IS SHOCKING Beaker, why do you want Brix to get bigger SO HE CAN GET THE TREATS OFF THE TOP SHELF Beaker! ALSO I WANT TO RIDE A BATTLE CAT Beaker LIKE HEMAN Beaker I HAVE THE POWER

< Messages Mommyfav Details Why did I just sign for a steak dehydrator Hold on. A what A steak dehydrator I didn't order that. I think Dadguy did You really didn't order it? No, but it's genius. Dried steak is just bacon's fancy cousin Bunsen. Steak is good but jerky is forever You mean love and diamonds Bunsen- that's the quote Who would eat diamonds They are forever Not until you poop them out and then it would really hurt

< Messages Bernoulli Details Bernoulli can you not sleep right on top of me I can't do that because of reasons You are smothering me-what are your reasons? In the dark I'm scared of the Qalupalik Did you sneeze? What is that? Beaker said it is a green skinned goober that snatches up Bernoullis Bernoulli we can't see green I know. That means the Qalupalik is invisible Don't listen to Beaker. She's teasing you. This thing doesn't exist. Just in case I'll snuggle in real tight tonight

Spring ahead is happening, what kind of chaos could that bring?

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

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Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Bernoulli and Brix Are Up To No Good and other tales (tails?) HA!

Read all about the Cat in the Hat
(And other stories of the week)

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It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Cat in A Hat
✅ Digging Beaker
✅ Berner Heaven
✅ A Gentle Kiss
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week

< Messages Beaker Details Did you know Brix can open doors now THIS IS A HUGE WIN TO SEE WHAT IS IN THE HALLWAY Beaker it's a coat closet. It's not interesting BUNSEN YOU DONT KNOW THAT WE HAVENT EVER SEEN INSIDE IT Bernoulli did. He said it is full of hats and shoes BERNOULLI IS MISSING MOST OF HIS BRAIN. I KNOW ITS MEAT Beaker what would the humans have a closet full of meat for WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF HATS THATS CRAZY Humans like hats BUNSEN LET ME HAVE THIS DREAM

< Messages Bernoulli Details Bernoulli Hello fearless leader Anyway, did you put 60 kilograms of fish in dadguy's car? Yes Ok. Well now we know where it came from. Why? He's in Edmonton So you fill his car with fish? Obviously Bernoulli, why? Chesnyy is up there! It's a gift! Did you tell Dadguy anything about this plan? No. Oh no. It's a cod-astrophe.

< Messages Dadguy Details Hey. Where did you go? I told you guys, I'm in Edmonton presenting. You told us nothing Bunsen I sat all three of you guys down and said, I'm going to Edmonton, be nice to your mother No you told us you were getting an Egg McMuffin and it needed to be nicely smothered Bunsen you need to get your ears checked. Old age is creeping on you Don't tell me l'm a creep. That's not what I said Also where is our Egg McMuffins?

< Messages Brix Details Hey you got into the pantry The human security is a joke Quick, pull out the bully sticks My priority is the canned food That's super heavy. Get the bully sticks I have relocated 16 tins of food. Hold on. How do you get into these things Only humans can open them. My claws are useless! You need thumbs. You don't have that. You're right. But I do have staff with thumbs Don't call them staff. Fine. Apes who work for me.

Jason is gone presenting, what does that mean for….

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

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Cats smack talking vs Dogs

🎥 Clips of Ginger and Bernoulli

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Kitten Winning Over Two Ladies
✅ Snowpants Beaker
✅ Fresh Snow vs Berners
✅ Cuddles of Creatures
✅ The Best To Start Your Week

Visits from the City and we went extreme tubing

Visits from the City - new newsletter is out!

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The one from awhile back.

Yes. It’s a retelling the magazine picked up.

He braved the coyote who was around baby Beaker and the rescue of Bailey is a retelling that the magazine picked up. He is such a good boy. 💕

She went home with her owner and was doing well when I checked in with them.

Some dogs just need the water to be a solid.

🎥 Bernoulli is swimming (floundering) and then the video switches to Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen in the snow.

Time for a new Olympic Event!

🎥 Brix, Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen (retired) jump over cups stacked with increasing difficulty.

He loves Ginger too!

< Messages Ginger Details Hey! You're home! I can't believe l've been dragged to this backwoods shack Everyone is so happy you're home. Me, the humans, Bernoullli, the internet, and Brix What are you feeding that kitten Oh he's hungry all the time. He eats everything. I saw him chewing on the floor Wait. Doesn't Bernoulli also chew the floor Yeah, I didn't want to tell you but Bernoulli has infected Brix with the goober Omg no. Is that why he tried to lick me? Yeah. The goober is super contagious

< Messages Bernoulli Details Are you ok? You have coughing nonstop for like 3 hours It's the worst man Did you breathe in a bunch of dangerous gasses No Dadguy didn't have beans today Why are you coughing? I don't know! I also puked a bunch too l'll alert the humans you need to go the vet Just a second. Sorry. Huh. Just like the last one Wait what do you mean? Oh? I puked up a giant wad of hair Bernoulli have you been licking the cats Oh so much.

< Messages Brix Details How has it been with Ginger visiting? Oh she is so wonderful! She is also very very terrifying Yes she is I showed her her my belly and she just said "that's cute and it will be the first thing I grill tonight" Wow that's dark I showed her my nice clean tail and she just said " Some of us use our tails for communication" No because then she said "if it touches me I'll use it to fly a kite" She said she'd use the goober's extra skin. What's that? That seems normal She doesn't have a kite Uh. Just don't hit her with your tail.

< Messages Beaker Details Hey you've been acting suspicious STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS BUNSEN Oh, are you sensitive because our house now has two cats? THEY ARE ON MY COUCH BUNSEN By the way, why is there a tube now on the couch labeled "CATNIP PARTY FOR CATS" OH ITS A VACUUM THAT SLURPS UP CATS AND SHOOTS THEM OUTSIDE Beaker! HEY IT CLEANS UP COUCH VERMIN AND EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE IN ONE GO Beaker take it down THIS SUCKS

Ginger has been visiting! What could that mean for the household??

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Dog Runs Off Into Deep Snow on Walk and Refuses to Return, Owner Finds Pet Saving Another Pup A hero dog sniffed out another dog in peril while on a walk with his family. Jason and Kris Zackowski's dog, Bunsen, led his owners to a Freezing and hungry dog stuck in a creek.

Bunsen’s in the news- People Magazine!
(Online)

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So sorry for your loss ♥️

At some point we will be all but a memory.
Dogs leave such a powerful one because they are only good.

🎥 Three dogs are running and playing in the snow as Jason snowshoes to catch up to them.

Just visiting

Keep trying Brix. You won over Beaker, now it’s Ginger’s turn.

She’s tolerating him.

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Romance is in the air
✅ A hilarious meatball date
✅ Ginger and Bernoulli
✅ Brix tries his best
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

All you need is love and seeing pets on dates too!

All you need is love.

Check out the details on all the Valentine dates that happened in our newsletter.

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He would get along fine with her, but he hasn’t met her yet.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Enjoy Bernoulli’s date with Chesnyy the Service Rottie.
The best is the meatball situation!
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Video contains a date between a Bernese Mountain Dog and Rottweiler.

Nope! Both are fixed.

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Remember that love is found in kindness, silliness, and sweetness.
That is where it is nurtured.
That is where love endures.
@bensonandbowie.bsky.social

Video contains a virtual date between 2 golden retrievers and b-roll of each of them doing things they love.

< Messages Ginger Details Happy Valentine's Day Ginger You foolish fuzzy floppy fleabag, tomorrow is that day I know, but we got something for you early Oh. Hmmm. That is very kind of you I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with grat kip OMG its CAT NIP Good guess but no. It's Bernoulli. He's in that box in your house WAIT WHAT THAT DOESNT RHYME No but it's way more surprising isn't it IM GETTING LICK MAULED

∞0000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Bernoulli 75% Details Whoa. Did you get a perm? Beaker said the ladies would like it You look like a jacked poodle Beaker said a girl like Chesnyy would like to run her paws through some curls I don't think that's true I've seen mom do it to dad But then what does she say? "Boy you need a haircut" Oh a hair cut will fix this? BEAKER!!! Bernoulli don't use Beaker's services again! If I get ten hair cuts or perms the 11th is free though

< Messages Beaker Details You're looking happy I HAVE A DATE Oh, you are meeting up with Benny? YES. HE IS SO HUNKY Why is he so hunky? HE DOCK DIVES AND FLIES OFF THE END LIKE AN ANGEL Ok ALSO HE DIGS DEEP HOLES How is that hunky? BUNSEN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WHO CAN DIG DEEP HOLES Um, I don't want to know IT MEANS HE HAS STRONG FOREARMS Oh. Phew.

00000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Mommyfav 75% Details Hey guess what tomorrow is Saturday No it's Valentine's Day I knew that I was just teasing you Ahem. Can I read you a poem I wrote? Sure puppypuppy! Roses are Red Violets are blue According to Thermodynamics Bacon must transfer to me from you BUNSEN

Love is in the air this week!

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!