Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix

< Messages Beaker Details Did you know Brix can open doors now THIS IS A HUGE WIN TO SEE WHAT IS IN THE HALLWAY Beaker it's a coat closet. It's not interesting BUNSEN YOU DONT KNOW THAT WE HAVENT EVER SEEN INSIDE IT Bernoulli did. He said it is full of hats and shoes BERNOULLI IS MISSING MOST OF HIS BRAIN. I KNOW ITS MEAT Beaker what would the humans have a closet full of meat for WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF HATS THATS CRAZY Humans like hats BUNSEN LET ME HAVE THIS DREAM

< Messages Bernoulli Details Bernoulli Hello fearless leader Anyway, did you put 60 kilograms of fish in dadguy's car? Yes Ok. Well now we know where it came from. Why? He's in Edmonton So you fill his car with fish? Obviously Bernoulli, why? Chesnyy is up there! It's a gift! Did you tell Dadguy anything about this plan? No. Oh no. It's a cod-astrophe.

< Messages Dadguy Details Hey. Where did you go? I told you guys, I'm in Edmonton presenting. You told us nothing Bunsen I sat all three of you guys down and said, I'm going to Edmonton, be nice to your mother No you told us you were getting an Egg McMuffin and it needed to be nicely smothered Bunsen you need to get your ears checked. Old age is creeping on you Don't tell me l'm a creep. That's not what I said Also where is our Egg McMuffins?

< Messages Brix Details Hey you got into the pantry The human security is a joke Quick, pull out the bully sticks My priority is the canned food That's super heavy. Get the bully sticks I have relocated 16 tins of food. Hold on. How do you get into these things Only humans can open them. My claws are useless! You need thumbs. You don't have that. You're right. But I do have staff with thumbs Don't call them staff. Fine. Apes who work for me.

Jason is gone presenting, what does that mean for….

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Cats smack talking vs Dogs

🎥 Clips of Ginger and Bernoulli

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Kitten Winning Over Two Ladies
✅ Snowpants Beaker
✅ Fresh Snow vs Berners
✅ Cuddles of Creatures
✅ The Best To Start Your Week

Visits from the City and we went extreme tubing

Visits from the City - new newsletter is out!

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The one from awhile back.

Yes. It’s a retelling the magazine picked up.

He braved the coyote who was around baby Beaker and the rescue of Bailey is a retelling that the magazine picked up. He is such a good boy. 💕

She went home with her owner and was doing well when I checked in with them.

Some dogs just need the water to be a solid.

🎥 Bernoulli is swimming (floundering) and then the video switches to Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen in the snow.

Time for a new Olympic Event!

🎥 Brix, Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen (retired) jump over cups stacked with increasing difficulty.

He loves Ginger too!

< Messages Ginger Details Hey! You're home! I can't believe l've been dragged to this backwoods shack Everyone is so happy you're home. Me, the humans, Bernoullli, the internet, and Brix What are you feeding that kitten Oh he's hungry all the time. He eats everything. I saw him chewing on the floor Wait. Doesn't Bernoulli also chew the floor Yeah, I didn't want to tell you but Bernoulli has infected Brix with the goober Omg no. Is that why he tried to lick me? Yeah. The goober is super contagious

< Messages Bernoulli Details Are you ok? You have coughing nonstop for like 3 hours It's the worst man Did you breathe in a bunch of dangerous gasses No Dadguy didn't have beans today Why are you coughing? I don't know! I also puked a bunch too l'll alert the humans you need to go the vet Just a second. Sorry. Huh. Just like the last one Wait what do you mean? Oh? I puked up a giant wad of hair Bernoulli have you been licking the cats Oh so much.

< Messages Brix Details How has it been with Ginger visiting? Oh she is so wonderful! She is also very very terrifying Yes she is I showed her her my belly and she just said "that's cute and it will be the first thing I grill tonight" Wow that's dark I showed her my nice clean tail and she just said " Some of us use our tails for communication" No because then she said "if it touches me I'll use it to fly a kite" She said she'd use the goober's extra skin. What's that? That seems normal She doesn't have a kite Uh. Just don't hit her with your tail.

< Messages Beaker Details Hey you've been acting suspicious STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS BUNSEN Oh, are you sensitive because our house now has two cats? THEY ARE ON MY COUCH BUNSEN By the way, why is there a tube now on the couch labeled "CATNIP PARTY FOR CATS" OH ITS A VACUUM THAT SLURPS UP CATS AND SHOOTS THEM OUTSIDE Beaker! HEY IT CLEANS UP COUCH VERMIN AND EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE IN ONE GO Beaker take it down THIS SUCKS

Ginger has been visiting! What could that mean for the household??

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Dog Runs Off Into Deep Snow on Walk and Refuses to Return, Owner Finds Pet Saving Another Pup A hero dog sniffed out another dog in peril while on a walk with his family. Jason and Kris Zackowski's dog, Bunsen, led his owners to a Freezing and hungry dog stuck in a creek.

Bunsen’s in the news- People Magazine!
(Online)

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So sorry for your loss ♥️

At some point we will be all but a memory.
Dogs leave such a powerful one because they are only good.

🎥 Three dogs are running and playing in the snow as Jason snowshoes to catch up to them.

Just visiting

Keep trying Brix. You won over Beaker, now it’s Ginger’s turn.

She’s tolerating him.

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Romance is in the air
✅ A hilarious meatball date
✅ Ginger and Bernoulli
✅ Brix tries his best
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

All you need is love and seeing pets on dates too!

All you need is love.

Check out the details on all the Valentine dates that happened in our newsletter.

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He would get along fine with her, but he hasn’t met her yet.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Enjoy Bernoulli’s date with Chesnyy the Service Rottie.
The best is the meatball situation!
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Video contains a date between a Bernese Mountain Dog and Rottweiler.

Nope! Both are fixed.

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Remember that love is found in kindness, silliness, and sweetness.
That is where it is nurtured.
That is where love endures.
@bensonandbowie.bsky.social

Video contains a virtual date between 2 golden retrievers and b-roll of each of them doing things they love.

< Messages Ginger Details Happy Valentine's Day Ginger You foolish fuzzy floppy fleabag, tomorrow is that day I know, but we got something for you early Oh. Hmmm. That is very kind of you I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with grat kip OMG its CAT NIP Good guess but no. It's Bernoulli. He's in that box in your house WAIT WHAT THAT DOESNT RHYME No but it's way more surprising isn't it IM GETTING LICK MAULED

∞0000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Bernoulli 75% Details Whoa. Did you get a perm? Beaker said the ladies would like it You look like a jacked poodle Beaker said a girl like Chesnyy would like to run her paws through some curls I don't think that's true I've seen mom do it to dad But then what does she say? "Boy you need a haircut" Oh a hair cut will fix this? BEAKER!!! Bernoulli don't use Beaker's services again! If I get ten hair cuts or perms the 11th is free though

< Messages Beaker Details You're looking happy I HAVE A DATE Oh, you are meeting up with Benny? YES. HE IS SO HUNKY Why is he so hunky? HE DOCK DIVES AND FLIES OFF THE END LIKE AN ANGEL Ok ALSO HE DIGS DEEP HOLES How is that hunky? BUNSEN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WHO CAN DIG DEEP HOLES Um, I don't want to know IT MEANS HE HAS STRONG FOREARMS Oh. Phew.

00000 Sprint LTE < Messages 4:08 PM Mommyfav 75% Details Hey guess what tomorrow is Saturday No it's Valentine's Day I knew that I was just teasing you Ahem. Can I read you a poem I wrote? Sure puppypuppy! Roses are Red Violets are blue According to Thermodynamics Bacon must transfer to me from you BUNSEN

Love is in the air this week!

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Happy Gotcha Day Ginger!
We all miss you but we know you are living your best life in Edmonton with Adam. 💕

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Ginger cameo!
✅ A cat in a hat
✅ Dog Snow Roll
✅ A Valentine Sneak Peek
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week

Bunsen has his ways to get phone numbers 🤣 Travel with Brix is still in the works.

< Messages Mommyfav Details Hey you look so happy We got our new car today! Oh right, the van thing exploded No, it just has 500,000km on it and the engine is going. It's time for a new vehicle Dadguy said it's a spaceship No, but it has more features than the van did because we got the van in 2005 What features did the van come with back then? Radio. Oh and CD player. What's a CD player? Exactly

< Messages Punxsutawney Details So we've had a mild winter I've heard And it would be in your best interest to see your shadow I see what I see Or I don't think you see what I'm saying What are you are saying I should see A large shadow. One that would herald in months more winter Seems like a shadow that size would need a large truck load of peanuts Oh, I see. Now that you mention it I saw a truck load of peanuts on its way to you Pleasure doing business with you

< Messages Beaker Details You've been busy BUNSEN DONT DISTURB ME IM WORKING On what? LICENSE PLATES I don't understand HOW ABOUT: K94LIFE Oh. Not bad! DOGS>CATS I dunno about that one #1 DOGBEAKS Hey BRIXISSTNKY No!

< Messages Brix Details Hey you got a coat I did for when I ride shotgun on the human's hip It's pretty cute little man I am not "pretty cute" Bunsen. I am the most cute. You know Ginger wouldn't admit she was cute, she preferred the term regal While being part of the monarchy has its benefits, I would rather be cute Really? You don't want to be king? First off, historically the monarchy would not be considered cute, and second they have no real power within Canada. You don't want to be a figurehead We both know the power I have over the tall human is real

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Brix wanted to watch the Pupdate over and over again. He was really intent when the dogs showed up- as if to say- that’s my crew. ❤️