Bunsen, Beaker, & Bernoulli

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Beaker getting to be the star
✅ Bernoulli zoomies
✅ Bunsen with the pack
✅ Fall Colours ❤️
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

< Messages Beaks Details Beaker have you noticed anything off with the humans YEAH THEY HAVE STRESS AND SADNESS That's what I smelled also I THINK THEY MISS GINGER AND ADAM I miss them too. I MISS ADAM What about Ginger? I SENT HER A POSTCARD What did it say? "Greetings from the couch! Since you left, I finally get to stretch out without claws in my face. Keep traveling - forever." Beaker! WHAT I SAID "GREETINGS"

< Messages Ginger Details Ginger! Bernoulli says HI Oh. Well thanks. Tell him I say hey. Oh that's nice Bernoulli also said to say that he misses you He also said to tell you to brace yourself What OMG HE IS OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT DOOR ISNT HE Brace yourself OMG NO BERNOULLI STOP 0 days without a mauling.

< Messages Bernoulli Details How do you play Pool You stay away from it because it's dumb No the game with sticks and balls Oh I don't know. Why? We are at this dog place and they have pool for the humans Why do you need to play This border collie bet me 25 milkbones he could beat me You're going to lose, border collies are smarter than Dadguy Ok what game should I play Is there a game where you run fast and fall asleep? Oh yeah! The 25 meter leap and sleep Oh you are getting milkbones tonight

< Messages Mommyfav Details Did you see? I'm totally back to 100% Puppy-puppy we had to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself What hurt myself walking? Yes, it was always a possibility I guess so. It happens to Dadguy all the time What? Oh he will be walking us and then go "ah my knee." Is he ok? Well Beaks and Bernoulli drag him for a bit but he always gets back up Doesn't that make his knee worse? It's hard to say "ah my knee still hurts" when your mouth is full of grass and dirt

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:
✅ Science Sparks
✅ Fall Walks
✅ Pampered Pooches
✅ Dock Diving Goobers
✅ The Beat Way To Start Your Week!

Local Recognition! And Fall Colours Blanket The Farm

Our Newest Pupdate Newsletter is out and we have the details on our amazing weekend being...well influencers for our own home town!

open.substack.com/pub/bunsenbe...

We are also taking him for laser therapy at the same time. She explained the science behind the light interacting with the cells (absorbed by the mitochondria and boosting ATP production) which leads to increased circulation & reduced inflammation & pain. So far it’s anecdotal, but he’s improving.

Silvervine is fun stuff for cats! We sent some to Ginger and Toque. 😻

Silvervine belongs to the kiwi family and produces fruit, but the parts that affect cats are typically the dried leaves, stems, and especially the ground-up fruit galls.

We learned all this from @cowboycatranch.org

That would make purrfect sense 🤣

I am not quite sure. It should be the same quality but I only noticed it after I posted it and edits weren’t possible.

< Messages Dadguy Details So I think we need to renegotiate our contract. I demand a second meal. Bunsen you do this every Comic-con This time we REALLY were a big deal. The stars wanted to come to Us Ok that's true. Brandon Routh even gave you pat Oh I didn't mean him. Superman? Bunsen, the guy who played McLovin rubbed your belly. He was a star? Who did you think were the stars? All the people in line to see us! They were all so bright and happy like the sun Ok buddy. You deserve an extra meal.

< Messages Ginger Details Hey did you hear we met a bunch of famous people Yawn. None of them were a big deal. What? Dadguy said we met Superman Call me back when you meet someone important Like who?? Who is more important than Superman? Michelle Pfeif "fur" OMG Catwoman Ginger! All that leather really does it for a girl.

< Messages Bernoulli Details Hey did you know there is mud in the creek Yes you and Beaker were covered in it. You should come lay it in, it's good for your back. Yeah but Dadguy has to clean you up I know. I learned a bunch of new words after he got Beaks and I out of the mud. Oh don't repeat them What? I thought they mean awesome. Like he said you two are $&@&ing muddy Bernoulli don't repeat those words Oh. I told mom she was &$&€ing beautiful Ok. Well that's true.

< Messages Beaker Details Beaker are you selling drugs LEGAL ONES. WE ARE MAKING BANK BUNSEN That's not ok! BUNSEN ITS SILVERVINE Oh is that what the kids are calling it now? Beaker I'm so disappointed. NO BUNSEN ITS SILVERVINE FOR GINGER. What? ITS LIKE CATNIP Wait. Well I guess that's ok. What is Ginger saying? WELL HER LAST MESSAGE WAS JUST "DAVES NOT HERE MAN"

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

A Star Filled Weekend And A Big Thank You From Us to You All

Our Newest Pupdate Newsletter is out and we have the details on our epic weekend at Comic Con - with the dogs meeting Superman/Supergirls/Superbads!(s)

Link: bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-star-fil...

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ A boot eating Bernoulli
✅ Super Bunsen
✅ Super Beaker
✅ Meeting Superman and Supergirl
✅ Superbad???
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

It was a super day today! Thanks to the staff, fans, and celebs for interacting with Bunsen and Beaker! @edmontonexpo.bsky.social

Hahaha too cute!

< Messages Dadguy Details Was THIS your doing What are you talking about Bunsen I was put in a glass box and drowned What? You were not The water rushed in on either side and I was going to die Omg I know what you're talking about now Then the floor moved and if I didn't trudge along it would squish me at the back Bunsen it's a water treadmill for rehab I'm blaming you for this like the sea kayak Bunsen I wasn't even there Ah fleeing the scene of the crime like a criminal.

< Messages Bernoulli Details Hey how come I don't get to come to comic con Dadguy says you're not ready What? I'm ready! Ok. We need to sit for pictures with people: Can you do that I can do that Now what happens if you see someone dressed as a goblin Pounce on them Ok. Interesting. Now a big inflatable Pikachu is coming at you. What do you do? Pounce on it. You're not ready But my costume is ready Who is it? Tigger

< Messages Mommyfav Details I'm not of fan of what we just did Bunsen it's good for you When I get water over my ankle I get an earache No you don't. I don't see how the stupid water treadmill helps at all. I bet Dadguy says it's pseudoscience Dadguy says everything is pseudoscience. I dont want to do it again. Somethings that you don't like can be good for you Oh like Kale? Didn't the doctor recommend you eat that Bunsen it tastes like aspirin. Ooh. Pseudoscience.

< Messages Beaker Details How are negotiations going? GOOD I MEAN BAD Beaker you are union rep! LOOK I CAME AT THE HUMANS WITH A VERY FAIR OFFER 3 meals a day EXACTLY What did they say THEY SAID THE BEST THEY COULD DO IS 2 MEALS A DAY Beaker that was their original position I KNOW BUT I WAS HUNGRY SO I ACCEPTED Beaker!

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

He moved on. So far no beavers have moved in.

A beaver changed our creek into an oasis for wildlife.
Though Norbert is gone, his legacy will stay for years to come. ❤️

We call it a treatmill becsuse he gets loads of treats with his treatment. 🤣

Bunsen had a rough end of 2024 and start of 2025, but he turned a corner this spring and summer and today, thanks to rest and rehab, he is cleared for normal activities.

When your puppy tricks you into thinking the first few days they are an angel and not a chaos gremlin.

Life on Mars!
Sort of.
Well we don’t know what else it COULD be.

Bunsen's Big Check Up He's Super Good To Go!

It’s our newest Pupdate Newsletter!

Bunsen is good to go!!!!

open.substack.com/pub/bunsenbe...

Yes, our beaver brought all the wildlife to the pond. We sure miss him.

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:
✅ Super Bunsen
✅ A Moose Family
✅ Or is it MEESE? Mooses?
✅ Adam home for a visit!
✅ Water dogs or Water logged 🤔
✅ Box Wars!

Ginger in a box.

Ginger in a box.

Ginger in a box.

Ginger in a plant.

She likes them 😊 She also liked my potted plants.

An update on Ginger’s adventures in the city.
It’s Box Wars!

Sadly no- it’s a render

Happy National Video Game Day!

The humans wore goggles too during the session.

< Messages Dadguy Details Why are you staring at the fridge? I'm using my laser vision to melt the door off Bunsen you had LASER therapy on your back. Not your eyes Yes but that's how you get SUPERPOWERS duh. Bunsen that's not how lasers work. Well then how do you explain Beaker's laser sword. Those don't exist Bunsen. I don't know what to tell you. Bernoulli and her are duelling. BUNSEN SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT I won't worry, the swords work about as well as my laser vision. OMG

< Messages Ginger Details Hey how is the city treating you It is glorious. My human is too poor to afford air conditioning OMG that apartment was way too hot when we visited I know it's DIVINE No it isn't, Bernoulli drank all the toilet water in the whole place Well that's not my fault. I LOVE it hot Wait a sec Yep THE GOOBER LICKED ME THE WHOLE VISIT Eau de toilette is a sophisticated smell YOU DOGS

< Messages Beaker Details FALL IS HERE No it isn't. It is uncomfortably hot outside. BUT THE LEAVES ARE CHANGING AND THERE IS A CHILL IN THE AIR There is not. It's been hotter this week than all of August. BUT I SAW DADGUY DRINKING A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE OMG you did I DID Did you take a picture of him??? I DID You know what this means WE CAN BLACKMAIL HIM FOR BEING A BASIC BITCH

< Messages Bernoulli Details Bunsen the trees are dying!!! Oh, don't worry buddy, it's just Fall. A new season. What It's sometimes called Autumn. Why isn't Spring called Annoying Wind while everything melts into mud I don't know And summer should be called Construction and Mosquitos True. Mommyfav called Winter something else Bernoulli don't She calls it "This is Bullsh-" BERNOULLI

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Bunsen wearing eye protection before his laser therapy session.

Our Brave Bear Bunsen went for Laser Therapy today!

It was recommended by the vet team.

The laser tech asked if he could wear goggles for laser eye protection without complaint and the answer was HELL YEAH he’s THE science dog he wears goggles like a pro!