Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix

Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix

@bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social

Science and Shenanigans. Heart and Hope. https://bunsenbernerbmd.com

17,975 Followers 82 Following 1,227 Posts Joined Apr 2023
2 days ago

He loves it!

9 0 0 0
2 days ago
Video thumbnail

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpudate Video

In this video you will find:

✅ Gentle Walks Through The Snow
✅ A Golden & Cat Becoming Friends
✅ A Cat Who Thinks He’s a Dog
✅ A Quick Kiss
✅ Bunsen Rolling in the Snow
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

210 24 14 3
3 days ago
Preview
A Big Interview and the average is the best

A Big Interview in our newest newsletter!

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-big-inte...

89 6 2 0
5 days ago

He sure is!!!

3 0 0 0
5 days ago
< Messages
Dadguy
Details
Hey just a reminder we get an extra supper this weekend
Thave no idea what you are talking about
This weekend. We get an EXTRA supper
There is no reason for this
Are you crazy??? It's happening all over Alberta this weekend
I'm not giving you another supper
But it's Spring Ahead!
Bunsen that's for time.
We move ONE hour ahead.
What. That is insane.
Look it's just what we do
What is the thing when we get second supper?
I dunno. Parent miscommunication? < Messages
Beaks
Details
Hey are you giving Brix growth hormone
BUNSEN LET ME DO UNETHICAL
EXPERIMENTS
He is 8 pounds now
EXCELLENT. ITS WORKING.
UM I MEAN THAT IS SHOCKING
Beaker, why do you want Brix to get bigger
SO HE CAN GET THE TREATS OFF THE TOP SHELF
Beaker!
ALSO I WANT TO RIDE A BATTLE CAT
Beaker
LIKE HEMAN
Beaker
I HAVE THE POWER < Messages
Mommyfav
Details
Why did I just sign for a steak dehydrator
Hold on. A what
A steak dehydrator
I didn't order that. I think Dadguy did
You really didn't order it?
No, but it's genius. Dried steak is just bacon's fancy cousin
Bunsen.
Steak is good but jerky is forever
You mean love and diamonds Bunsen- that's the quote
Who would eat diamonds
They are forever
Not until you poop them out and then it would really hurt < Messages
Bernoulli
Details
Bernoulli can you not sleep right on top of me
I can't do that because of reasons
You are smothering me-what are your reasons?
In the dark I'm scared of the Qalupalik
Did you sneeze? What is that?
Beaker said it is a green skinned goober that snatches up Bernoullis
Bernoulli we can't see green
I know. That means the Qalupalik is invisible
Don't listen to Beaker.
She's teasing you. This thing doesn't exist.
Just in case I'll snuggle in real tight tonight

Spring ahead is happening, what kind of chaos could that bring?

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

182 20 7 0
1 week ago
Preview
Bernoulli and Brix Are Up To No Good and other tales (tails?) HA!

Read all about the Cat in the Hat
(And other stories of the week)

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/bernoulli-...

163 15 0 0
1 week ago
Video thumbnail

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Cat in A Hat
✅ Digging Beaker
✅ Berner Heaven
✅ A Gentle Kiss
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week

247 26 21 5
1 week ago
< Messages
Beaker
Details
Did you know Brix can open doors now
THIS IS A HUGE WIN TO SEE WHAT IS IN THE HALLWAY
Beaker it's a coat closet.
It's not interesting
BUNSEN YOU DONT KNOW THAT WE HAVENT EVER SEEN
INSIDE IT
Bernoulli did. He said it is full of hats and shoes
BERNOULLI IS
MISSING MOST OF HIS BRAIN. I KNOW ITS MEAT
Beaker what would the humans have a closet full of meat for
WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF HATS THATS
CRAZY
Humans like hats
BUNSEN LET ME HAVE THIS DREAM < Messages
Bernoulli
Details
Bernoulli
Hello fearless leader
Anyway, did you put 60 kilograms of fish in dadguy's car?
Yes
Ok. Well now we know where it came from.
Why?
He's in Edmonton
So you fill his car with fish?
Obviously
Bernoulli, why?
Chesnyy is up there! It's a gift!
Did you tell Dadguy anything about this plan?
No. Oh no. It's a cod-astrophe. < Messages
Dadguy
Details
Hey. Where did you go?
I told you guys, I'm in Edmonton presenting.
You told us nothing
Bunsen I sat all three of you guys down and said, I'm going to Edmonton, be nice to your mother
No you told us you were getting an Egg McMuffin and it needed to be nicely smothered
Bunsen you need to get your ears checked. Old age is creeping on you
Don't tell me l'm a creep.
That's not what I said
Also where is our Egg McMuffins? < Messages
Brix
Details
Hey you got into the pantry
The human security is a joke
Quick, pull out the bully sticks
My priority is the canned food
That's super heavy. Get the bully sticks
I have relocated 16 tins of food. Hold on. How do you get into these things
Only humans can open them.
My claws are useless!
You need thumbs. You don't have that.
You're right. But I do have staff with thumbs
Don't call them staff.
Fine. Apes who work for me.

Jason is gone presenting, what does that mean for….

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

197 11 5 0
1 week ago
Video thumbnail

Cats smack talking vs Dogs

🎥 Clips of Ginger and Bernoulli

238 19 5 1
2 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate Video!

In this video you will find:

✅ A Kitten Winning Over Two Ladies
✅ Snowpants Beaker
✅ Fresh Snow vs Berners
✅ Cuddles of Creatures
✅ The Best To Start Your Week

223 21 9 3
2 weeks ago
Preview
Visits from the City and we went extreme tubing

Visits from the City - new newsletter is out!

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/visits-fro...

159 12 2 0
2 weeks ago

The one from awhile back.

2 0 0 0
2 weeks ago

Yes. It’s a retelling the magazine picked up.

1 0 0 0
2 weeks ago

He braved the coyote who was around baby Beaker and the rescue of Bailey is a retelling that the magazine picked up. He is such a good boy. 💕

3 0 1 0
2 weeks ago

She went home with her owner and was doing well when I checked in with them.

2 0 0 0
2 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

Some dogs just need the water to be a solid.

🎥 Bernoulli is swimming (floundering) and then the video switches to Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen in the snow.

264 24 7 0
2 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

Time for a new Olympic Event!

🎥 Brix, Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen (retired) jump over cups stacked with increasing difficulty.

399 56 29 11
2 weeks ago

He loves Ginger too!

3 0 1 0
2 weeks ago
< Messages
Ginger
Details
Hey! You're home!
I can't believe l've been dragged to this backwoods shack
Everyone is so happy you're home. Me, the humans, Bernoullli, the internet, and Brix
What are you feeding that kitten
Oh he's hungry all the time. He eats everything.
I saw him chewing on the floor
Wait. Doesn't Bernoulli also chew the floor
Yeah, I didn't want to tell you but Bernoulli has infected Brix with the goober
Omg no. Is that why he tried to lick me?
Yeah. The goober is super contagious < Messages
Bernoulli
Details
Are you ok? You have coughing nonstop for like 3 hours
It's the worst man
Did you breathe in a bunch of dangerous gasses
No Dadguy didn't have beans today
Why are you coughing?
I don't know! I also puked a bunch too
l'll alert the humans you need to go the vet
Just a second.
Sorry. Huh. Just like the last one
Wait what do you mean?
Oh? I puked up a giant wad of hair
Bernoulli have you been licking the cats
Oh so much. < Messages
Brix
Details
How has it been with Ginger visiting?
Oh she is so wonderful!
She is also very very terrifying
Yes she is
I showed her her my belly and she just said
"that's cute and it will be the first thing I grill tonight"
Wow that's dark
I showed her my nice clean tail and she just said " Some of us use our tails for
communication"
No because then she said "if it touches me I'll use it to fly a kite"
She said she'd use the goober's extra skin.
What's that?
That seems normal
She doesn't have a kite
Uh. Just don't hit her with your tail. < Messages
Beaker
Details
Hey you've been acting suspicious
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS BUNSEN
Oh, are you sensitive because our house now has two cats?
THEY ARE ON MY COUCH BUNSEN
By the way, why is there a tube now on the couch labeled "CATNIP PARTY FOR CATS"
OH ITS A VACUUM THAT SLURPS UP CATS AND SHOOTS THEM OUTSIDE
Beaker!
HEY IT CLEANS UP COUCH VERMIN AND EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
IN ONE GO
Beaker take it down
THIS SUCKS

Ginger has been visiting! What could that mean for the household??

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

162 11 8 0
2 weeks ago
Preview
Dog Runs Off Into Deep Snow on Walk and Refuses to Return, Owner Finds Pet Saving Another Pup A hero dog sniffed out another dog in peril while on a walk with his family. Jason and Kris Zackowski's dog, Bunsen, led his owners to a Freezing and hungry dog stuck in a creek.

Bunsen’s in the news- People Magazine!
(Online)

people.com/hero-dog-lea...

327 36 23 2
2 weeks ago

So sorry for your loss ♥️

3 0 0 0
2 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

At some point we will be all but a memory.
Dogs leave such a powerful one because they are only good.

🎥 Three dogs are running and playing in the snow as Jason snowshoes to catch up to them.

313 35 19 1
3 weeks ago

Just visiting

3 0 1 0
3 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

Keep trying Brix. You won over Beaker, now it’s Ginger’s turn.

291 12 8 0
3 weeks ago

She’s tolerating him.

3 0 0 0
3 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Romance is in the air
✅ A hilarious meatball date
✅ Ginger and Bernoulli
✅ Brix tries his best
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!

258 24 9 2
3 weeks ago
Preview
All you need is love and seeing pets on dates too!

All you need is love.

Check out the details on all the Valentine dates that happened in our newsletter.

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/all-you-ne...

224 18 2 0
3 weeks ago

He would get along fine with her, but he hasn’t met her yet.

6 0 0 0
3 weeks ago
Video thumbnail

Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Enjoy Bernoulli’s date with Chesnyy the Service Rottie.
The best is the meatball situation!
@servicerotties.bsky.social

Video contains a date between a Bernese Mountain Dog and Rottweiler.

349 29 20 3
3 weeks ago

Nope! Both are fixed.

3 0 0 0