alec🥦

numbers cower in fear as they see my mouse hover over microsoft excel to start crunching them

more like great stage capitalism shoutout to all my bezos bros #JeffyB

you get it willow this is why u rock ‼️

let’s go angels too this is a safe space for kyle hendricks

let’s go mets i hope we can all agree on that

so much noise on the timeline today i thought my downstairs neighbor was gonna come knocking and complaining

gay cowboys grinding

night 2 of bday weekend with my favorite gay cowboys🤠

get her ass‼️

celebrating my bday with gay cowboys the way god intended ☺️

Selfie of me in dark lighting in a bar

#ally

i’ll be there, see u tomorrow!!!

only time i’ll ever serious post but you don’t “oopsie” your way out of posting the details of someone’s sexual trauma without their consent. that shit is common sense 101 i don’t care who is involved or what the context is, you just don’t do that

queen shit ✨

could not have said it any better myself

This shit sucks but I’m gonna be seeing multiple people involved in the course of the next few weeks and yall better fucking behave and keep this bs out of your mouths or I’m gonna walk away

so he lied and filed a police complaint that i was blasting music overnight and property management used that to send a warning, but will not take further action without video proof (which does not exist)

yeah i have to imagine they'd need a lot more proof to evict than just one neighbor complaining (out of 5) since they'd be losing rent money trying to find a new tenant and the "proof" would literally just be my footsteps walking around my apartment

yup already working on contacting one

absolute lunatic and he’s only going to realize when someone new moves in and they aren’t courteous about noise and it’s even worse

just received a “Notice to Cease” from my landlord because I go pee in the middle of the night and that causes too much noise apparently and if it continues then I will be evicted.

yesss about time we got our recognition‼️

in this house we love eli escobar‼️

threw my ass in a circle so hard they gave me a member’s card at gabriela tonight😎

how else are u gonna get in the zone bowling??

your resident transsexual bowling ambassador😎

i am ALWAYS down to bowl‼️

we have video of the second conversion you know i hit that tiger fist pump😤