I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard

Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.

Never say “I have an announcement”around sonic fans or you will trigger a one and a half minute long unskipable cutscene

Finding out Steve Aoki used to do screamo and punk rock feels the same way it would feel if David Guetta used to do black metal

Almost as crazy as the deal you get when you buy the plushie with the code you get first being a sleep deprived patron

Crazy promo post

From my house, it's 546 miles to the other side of the district, 7 hours 17 minutes with Sunday afternoon traffic, and it's san antonio to el paso

"Texas isn't gerrymandered, there's way worse"

Let me tell you about Texas district 23, the south Texas hell district, it's approximately 550 miles wide, touches another time zone, the source of everyone's political whining AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M IN IT
And *this district makes sense*

This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

If you think playing a bird card to counter a particularly evil doorway sound awesome (it is) you should play the game, it fucking rules.

Everyone should play Promise Mascot Agency so they too can experience the joy of revitalizing local industry such as the porn store and a ramen place.

A day in Toho heaven

thinking of not using food delivery because it's ontologically evil instead of my previous reason, which is that it's ridiculously expensive

Noodle!

Then post his head

future Fell For It Again Award recipient

Don’t you have an nsfw account soft

Do it

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

rich people after moving to Austin:

Cover of my zine. A5, full colour on dark background

Interior page with map exemple.

Interior page featuring white ices, ice-cream, chess piece and seagull

Back cover

Ohhh look what I received! Dead Orbit Mall! I am super happy with the print, it looks sharp! 🤘

Gosh I really needed that today. Got me out of my gloom.

Soon to be available at @ratti.bsky.social and maybe elsewhere #ttrpg #cy_borg

bweeeehh 😝😝😝
#femboy #femsky #blahaj

The year is 2030. The Onion is the most respected and accurate news source. Fox News broadcasts exclusively in nursery rhyme format.

Somewhere, deep in a bunker, a journalist whispers, “It wasn’t always like this…”