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Jake Knowlton

@j2k3k.bsky.social

NatSec and cyber things | Former USAF | Posts are my own, usually satirical, and regularly purged

7,049 Followers  |  1,309 Following  |  328 Posts  |  Joined: 09.05.2023  |  2.2511

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"It's impossible to understand what's going on in Putin's head, because it's sick and twisted thinking." - said U.S. Ambassador to NATO Matthew Whitaker.
t.me/c/1377735387...

04.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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🚨 Wiz Research found a vulnerability chain in NVIDIA's open-source Triton Inference Server

What started as a small error message turned into something big:
A path to full remote code execution, no creds, no user interaction.

04.08.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI and AI accessories

04.08.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the burn bag sweater @signaltonoise.bsky.social and I ordered came straight from China lmao

02.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

02.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

www.facebook.com/share/12Kdey...

still available btw

02.08.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fb-

02.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

welcome to social media, pick your friends

Truth Social- literal cult

X- Thiel inspired authoritarianism disguised as libertarianism / the literal Taliban for some reason

IG- celebrities/brands paying for exposure

TikTok- algo perfectly curated by πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

Bluesky- resistlib fanfic enthusiasts

02.08.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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RESIST ✊

*but not if it’s kinda hot and humid outside

02.08.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bro dubstep sucked

02.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels to take off a random Monday

02.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no I can’t wear those

those are my mowing flip flops not my dress flip flops

02.08.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
01.08.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cobra Ball crushing it as usual

www.offutt.af.mil/News/Article...

01.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I legitimately did this by accident

01.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@andrewcyberkop.bsky.social

01.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bit jockeys seething

01.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Robot Slur Tier List
YouTube video by JREG Robot Slur Tier List

I have great news for my fellow haters out there

youtu.be/IoDDWmIWMDg?...

01.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

config.ini

31.07.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

your subscription runs out and they just turn off your glasses prescription lol

31.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we are alike lol

31.07.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Marcus Hutchins@@malwaretech.com β€’ 7h
You can sort of see the start of the Tsunami hit Hawaii on the surf cam. Tide goes all the way out then comes back in the space of 10 minutes (normally a single tide cycle takes 12.42 hours).
[video of the tide]

SeΓ±ora Chaney @themsshawnalouise.bsk... β€’ 7h
Hmm. No.

Marcus Hutchins β€’
@malwaretech.com β€’ 6h
No to what exactly? There wasn't a question posed.
...
SeΓ±ora Chaney @themsshawnalouise.bsk... β€’ 6h
"You can see.."
No, no l don't see.
It's ok. Relax. Don't think about the fascism.

Marcus Hutchins@@malwaretech.com β€’ 7h You can sort of see the start of the Tsunami hit Hawaii on the surf cam. Tide goes all the way out then comes back in the space of 10 minutes (normally a single tide cycle takes 12.42 hours). [video of the tide] SeΓ±ora Chaney @themsshawnalouise.bsk... β€’ 7h Hmm. No. Marcus Hutchins β€’ @malwaretech.com β€’ 6h No to what exactly? There wasn't a question posed. ... SeΓ±ora Chaney @themsshawnalouise.bsk... β€’ 6h "You can see.." No, no l don't see. It's ok. Relax. Don't think about the fascism.

30.07.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2489    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 44

OUR GUNS *gunshot* CANNOT *gunshot* UNDER ANY CIRC*gunshot*UMSTANCES GO *gunshot* OFF BY THEMSELVES

(anyone have a tourniquet)

30.07.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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sig gaslighting the gun community every day about their guns randomly going off

30.07.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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turning in your badge and P320 duty weapon but the barrel is pointed away from you

30.07.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something about this feels oddly nostalgic

29.07.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Avast releases a decrypter for the FunkSec ransomware

www.gendigital.com/blog/insight...

29.07.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is important for @thepacketrat.net

29.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ve had a lot of hot days I apologize for nothing

28.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can also utilize your children to re-torture your parents with music from your own childhood

β€œGrandma’s favorite song is Blue by Eiffel 65”

28.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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