Ed Morrish

Just pity poor Pep getting ready to go to the ground and shaking with nerves #LUFC

post ragebait, get sighblocked, that’s my motto

“i was afraid because i was cringe.”

“who told you that you were cringe? have you been on the timelines of the posters whose posts i commanded you not to view?”

it’s funny how when people who own big houses are alive they had nothing to do with its value, but when they die their kids shouldn’t have to pay any inheritance tax because they worked VERY hard all their lives for it

bluesky was initially very confusing until it clicked that “alf hog” is short for “gandalf’s hedgehog”

Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man

every christmas they play that song on the radio and you wonder: why does new york even have a pedo choir?

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embracing who I was meant to be, a reply girl

“I was just following otters.”

For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt

“why didn’t the press corps push back” because the press’s job is not to argue with him, it’s to pump out as many “Trump Says” headlines as they can per appearance bsky.app/profile/atru...

Quentin Tarantino just copied 'being a middle aged man who doesn't understand the basic concepts of the fairly simple antifascist, propaganda-wary Hunger Games books written for 14yos' off other middle aged men. Reactionary uncles on FB should sue!

“giving money to the poor is unchristian” announces woman who has definitely thought about this

If you’re an arsonist you might as well unfollow because I will not agree with you

don’t forget to venmo your crush $10 for “coffee or whatever” this thanksgiving

If you don't scream "SKEET SKEET MUHFUCKA" every time you hit post, are you really doing social media right?

Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member

One couple I spoke to after my show tonight seemed to genuinely think I used to be an MP. I thought they were joking but I don’t think they were. Quite hard to work out what they thought they were watching…

ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL

SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK

editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character? charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports editor: schultz: also he is bald

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

A screenshot of my first attempt to create a wishlist on Lego's website and they told me I don't align with their values.

Someone on here was asking to see my Lego wishlist and it reminded me of that time I tried to create it and my name "referred to Lego© in a way that isn't true to their values."

well now i do, yes

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.

an illustration of sally from the nightmare before Christmas, she sits with her head in her hands looking at a small spindly Christmas tree with pale pumpkins and candles around it. the background is a mottled teal with a pale moon

i sense there’s something in the wind 🌀