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@theautist.bsky.social

Proud Mancunian, diagnosed autist, lifelong MUFC fan. I use Bluesky as a means of moaning about things I have no control over. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people. I'm not on here for followers or validation from strangers.

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I didn't know that but I agree with you! It does seem a bit negligent considering how wealthy she is.

15.02.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't care if I sound like a conspiracy theorist but this Nancy Guthrie kidnapping is really weird. Who leaves a glove at a crime scene? Who wanders around in front of a video doorbell? Why has it taken so long to analyse the glove for DNA? Hasn't it been about 2 weeks?

15.02.2026 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Democrats seek to reassure Europe about post-Trump America Opposition politicians flocked to a summit in Munich to offer an alternative to America First - and stake a claim as future party leaders.

I'm afraid the world won't wait for another 3 years. Act now or face political/diplomatic isolation for a long time to come. We're tired of your bull shit.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

15.02.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geoffrey Chaucer invented Valentine's Day as a romantic occasion in 1382 by writing a love poem to some woman he was trying to shag.
And all men have been doing the exact same thing ever since.

14.02.2026 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Manchester synagogue attack victim 'no longer feels safe in UK' Yoni Finlay, who was injured in the synagogue attack, could have been caught up in an earlier plot.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tough shit. Blame Netanyahu for his horrific war crimes against innocent Palestinians. That and all the new Israeli settlements being built on Palestinian land.

Cunts...

14.02.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a trap.

Hopefully.

13.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time Fernando Alonso teams up with Honda, they ALWAYS give him a lawnmower engine. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I shouldn't make light of this but 600 grand on sex and antiques?! Jesus. What is the name of those drugs? Ecstasy?

13.02.2026 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like the piss artist formerly known as Prince Andrew could be in deep shit with the plod thanks to his bull shittery and ties to Epstein.

That's how you deal with paedophiles.

America, take note.

13.02.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just spent ยฃ40 on underpants.

I want to weep...

13.02.2026 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UK weather: Warnings for snow and ice as temperatures to plummet This weekend should see the weather turn markedly colder, as Helen Willetts explains.

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE...

13.02.2026 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet she didn't spill a drop when she fell...

13.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Channel 4 asking some very probing questions regarding the Epstein Files, and they appear to have receipts. I genuinely think this whole saga will be escalated by a non American resource and they will bring everyone down. This shit is too big for Trump, Bondi etc to keep under wraps.

13.02.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F1 2026 seems to be about who got the jump on the engines. Ferrari, Red Bull and Mercedes have the edge. Honda and Audi appear to have missed the boat. #F1

13.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Battlefield 6 is what Call Of Duty used to be...

Fun.

12.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feyenoord?? That's how toxic Raheem Sterling is.

12.02.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi is the Attorney General of the United States...

Jesus fucking Christ.

12.02.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else notice Pam Bondi's eyes yesterday? She was OFF HER TITS on something.

Fucking disgrace.

12.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Forest fires Dyche and hires the guy who got fired by Wolves???
Forest needs an owner who doesn't see the best financial option as parachute payments and Championship football. Jesus...

12.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's because they're all about as much use as Caitlyn Jenner's jock strap...

12.02.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She defies belief. How can she behave like that with Epstein survivors behind her?
Sickening.

12.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope youve had a good day, Deanna. It's cold and wet here and Bondi made it worse!

12.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Los archivos de Epstein' has a certain ring to it! ๐Ÿคฃ

12.02.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When? How?

11.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Pam Bondi questioning is fucking shameful. A room full of highly paid children playing stupid fucking games. And THAT'S how American politics works???

If I were American, I'd be hiding behind a fucking pillow because this shit makes you ALL look bad.

11.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really? Mexico's reaction to that should be interesting!

11.02.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's he done to El Paso? 10 days seems like a long time to halt flights for security reasons.

11.02.2026 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eni Aluko is a fucking terrible pundit. Thats why she's not employed as one. Nothing at all to do with the fact that she's a woman. She also seems like a right knob too.

11.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a sprinkling of rudeness thrown in for good measure!

11.02.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I LOVE messing with scammers on here. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.02.2026 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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