Oh No Its Lu Bu

Oh No Its Lu Bu

@cheflubu.bsky.social

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

2,573 Followers 1,584 Following 20,191 Posts Joined Apr 2023
4 minutes ago

Sobriety will not be how I depart earth

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Here's a decent photo repping them shoe thieves

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I'm eating a steak döner at 3am life is good

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43 minutes ago

Someone making emo beats in the 80s was side hustling hip hop

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2 hours ago

At an 80s emo party in Berlin and met a Chinese girl who also loves romance of the 3 kingdoms

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Good ass Berlin bathroom art

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1 hour ago

I'm drunk but i don't recall reading the Iverson translations

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1 hour ago

It wasn't not

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2 hours ago

At an 80s emo party in Berlin and met a Chinese girl who also loves romance of the 3 kingdoms

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8 hours ago

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API.

Here's the extension i use for it :3
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Firefox:
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17 hours ago

Rest in Peace to Bob Marley, you would have fucking hated the internet era.

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14 hours ago

I regret to inform you "6s at 7" is the original 67 and it's British

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14 hours ago

I personally can't wait for kids to start talking like 20s mobsters again.

"Yeah see, you keep sniping my stream in fortnite and you'll be all 6s and 7s down by the docks, see"

oh fuck they're already doing it!

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14 hours ago

You're cooked/Your goose is cooked is at least 80 years old. Everything old is new again.

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1 day ago

If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, they’re not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure Pokémon avatar called like ant piss aficionado

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15 hours ago

Being the main character in a video game means often you're the center of attention but when you're the main focus of every single characters attention to a sycophant degree it becomes instantly repulsive

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16 hours ago

Every character more obsequious than the last while heavily breathing into the microphone to whisper loudly their dialog. This chapter is ass.

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16 hours ago

The writing and direction in Wuling in Endfield is so self-satisfied and smug it borders on fellating itself

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17 hours ago

Rest in Peace to Bob Marley, you would have fucking hated the internet era.

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17 hours ago

Reminds me of playing marvel rivals while drinking red wine and Magneto posting in the chat

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1 day ago
Drawing of a dwarf lady lifting a colossal sword with both hands; the blade is curved, and the handle evokes plumbing tools.
 She wears a blue and red outfit and her white hair is styled in two thick braids.
 Her posture and expression suggest she's eager to take on a big foe.

Against Sewer Dragons and pipe leaks, the Wrench Sword is your best ally !

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1 day ago

BuzzFeed didn't renew my contract in 2021 because I got into a car accident that slowed down my productivity so good riddance

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Ludovic [center] poses with a group of friends at the Combo Breaker fighting game tournament

UPDATE: Beloved fighting game community member Ludovic has been granted bond after being detained by ICE aftermath.site/ice-ludovic-mb...

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1 day ago

when you get bounced in the first round by a 13 seed

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1 day ago

Aura farming priest with a shotgun

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1 day ago

Did you ever play through it @tbskyen.com

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1 day ago

either way it's real good™

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1 day ago

Pasqual is a great character but at the same time he's far more "speaking religiously" than mechanicus I have encountered in the novels.

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