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Oh No Its Lu Bu

@cheflubu.bsky.social

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

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A Vigga sticker looking down in a cell of the horny jail.

A Vigga sticker looking down in a cell of the horny jail.

A Baron Rikard sticker with a charming expression and the text "olvidona".

A Baron Rikard sticker with a charming expression and the text "olvidona".

A brother Diaz sticker looking up in a cell of the horny jail.

A brother Diaz sticker looking up in a cell of the horny jail.

A sticker of Jakob of Thorn staring with a tired expression.

A sticker of Jakob of Thorn staring with a tired expression.

Some stickers of "The Devils" I made for Whatsapp (2/2).
#TheDevils #JoeAbercrombie #TheDevilsJoeAbercrombie

30.07.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Sunny sticker with massive ears and the text "I'm all ears" in spanish.

A Sunny sticker with massive ears and the text "I'm all ears" in spanish.

A sticker of Alex about to punch the sticker reciever.

A sticker of Alex about to punch the sticker reciever.

A Baptiste sticker with a finger gun and the text "OK boomer".

A Baptiste sticker with a finger gun and the text "OK boomer".

A Balthazar sticker with a smug expression and the text "I figured" in spanish.

A Balthazar sticker with a smug expression and the text "I figured" in spanish.

Some stickers of "The Devils" I made for Whatsapp (1/2).
#TheDevils #JoeAbercrombie #TheDevilsJoeAbercrombie

30.07.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Abercrombie's "The Devil's" is great

01.03.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't knock it until you try it

01.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would you post that

01.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video games often have floating platforms, but they don’t explain why the platforms are floating. That’s where game writers come in, to say that platforms are kept aloft by β€œghostium” an invisible fog created by the souls of every dead person

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@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar:
i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, 

Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

01.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11
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a man wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that says ice and eve ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that says ice and eve
01.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

281 330 8004

01.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trueeee I forgottttt

01.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss this manga

01.03.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been playing Path of Exile since beta and I promise you 99% of people don't know the difference between implicit and explicit

01.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The established dems are overwhelmingly pro-war supplicants to the president who must be removed at all costs by people with spines and morals.

01.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinato's Magic feels like old school fun. Like early fairy tail before it just became the same redundant bullshit over and over.

01.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinato's Magic is just GOODβ„’

01.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man is peeking out of a door and smiling with the words `` here 's johnny '' . ALT: a man is peeking out of a door and smiling with the words `` here 's johnny '' .

5 seconds before you're murdered by Desscaras

01.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad it seems like they aren't going to drag out Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo. The writing or translation has been slipshod at the best of times.

01.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it fucken WIMDY

28.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2717    πŸ” 1102    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7
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This could be us but you playing

01.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a stupid coward before the internet gave everyone all the information they could possibly need to make a good decision, which they ALL have now

01.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't courageously do shit because if they had courage they wouldn't go

01.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

damn I was on fire when I wrote this

www.avclub.com/animal-cross...

01.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Larian change the Faith-Leap Trial in BG3 to prevent using fly? Cause if so that change suuuucks

01.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't have the energy to be glib about any of this shit but I'm glad we got good posters here because fuck me we need a chuckle

01.03.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Koei Tecmo has got to come back to Deception

01.03.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Trigun Stargaze does a full coward turn I'm done with this shit

28.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say if it will but it feels like they're rewriting in an extremely cowardly way to not upset fans

28.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Trigun Stargaze does a full coward turn I'm done with this shit

28.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0