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Oh No Its Lu Bu

@cheflubu.bsky.social

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

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Fog Land

10.03.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm definitely 8

10.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the formatting reminds me of playing it on chrome lmao

10.03.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me as soon as the summer hits

10.03.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

aeon flux chic

10.03.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god these torsos are all so long

10.03.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can see this in most indigenous tribes that we have modern photos of, where the torsos are often completely uncovered and if they want to cover their bodies they have fashioned something to wear on the head or over the shoulders, instead of a very clunky dress, fastened only by a belt.

10.03.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its bugging me, these designs, if they've wrapped the leaves around the torso and banded around the waist in a way that would leave a lot of room for the leaves to move around, to come undone and also to impair movement, when the smarter thing, if it's designed to protect from elements, is a cowl.

10.03.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always looking to see if comedians can make it to berlin :3

10.03.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which of these dipshits is the worst

10.03.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to play Rogue Trader, not work

10.03.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh that's a good sign

10.03.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rip to Sodom and Gommorah i'm built different

10.03.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's your sign?

10.03.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned the rope for the Dark Frog. He jumped twenty times. β€œI am beginning to get hungry,” said the Dark Frog.

He jumped fifty times. β€œI am getting hungrier,” said the Dark Frog.

He jumped ninety times. β€œI am very hungry now!” said the Dark Frog.

10.03.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8194    πŸ” 2052    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 119
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NBA cancels Atlanta Hawks' planned Magic City tribute night The NBA has called off the Hawks' plans for celebrating Atlanta's famed strip club, saying it did so because of "concerns" from across the league.

@cheflubu.bsky.social they're cowards after all www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

10.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love seeing anyone try resonance of fate, a deeply weird original title

09.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catholic people got issues but also those issues created some beautiful fuckin buildings

09.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"spanish bioshock but with catholic statues and your gun shoots your own blood"

09.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 597    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

A human doing the most human thing of all time, I love to see persistence hunting in practice.

09.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep not signed in, thanks for the tip

09.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought was but let me double check

09.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta bring back making people feel bad for being willfully stupid.

09.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass lmao

09.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

09.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Link pls

09.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re all peak

17.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1