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Oh Scheiße, es ist Lü Bu

@cheflubu.bsky.social

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

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Latest posts by cheflubu.bsky.social on Bluesky

I made the image a whatsapp sticker for my partner and me 😅

04.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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God I love her

03.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

I'm also considering cost to entry and societal strata

04.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s really important to remember that Congo is a movie where Laura Linney wields a laser against a shitload of apes

03.12.2025 23:38 — 👍 155    🔁 10    💬 21    📌 3
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God I love her

03.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

03.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 12452    🔁 6526    💬 83    📌 171

Most women who date men absolutely date broke men at some point in our lives. Please let's be serious. If this weren't true, then almost no men would go on dates.

03.12.2025 21:29 — 👍 375    🔁 34    💬 16    📌 0

The correct answer is, of course,

02.12.2025 21:12 — 👍 63    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
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Charlie Brown had hoes, etc
Y'all I have never in my life wanted to dress like Adam Levine

03.12.2025 10:46 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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I will now give you my spotify wrapped, lu bu edition, without using the app or it's systems

03.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Who wore the detective look better

03.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wrote about my belief that there's no wrong place to start reading comics by talking about my own experiences and the experiences of other readers, and how efforts to simplify things sometimes actually make them more complicated.

I've been toying with this one for months. I finally did it!

03.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 43    🔁 13    💬 6    📌 0

Dat boy

03.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They're like if Dynasty Warriors characters had to solve problems with science instead of the swing of a mighty blade.

03.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

A TRUE WARRIOR OF ASTROPHYSICS

03.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of those, "it's a crime this doesn't have flavor text" cards. The monkey is a wonderful touch.

03.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening through The Adventure Zone and got to the part where Travis thinks he's the main character and it's tough to get through, no matter how hard Griffin is trying.

03.12.2025 17:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which I think actually King of fighters started that trend. Where it was like Seth and Clark, and they wanted us to see them wearing formal wear and it's like, wow, these big guys can wear nice clothes and then it kind of filtered through, maybe there was some of that in Tekken, but I don't think so

03.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We had 30 years of them giving us big characters, and then all they wanted to do was show us how muscular they were, because we needed to know that they were muscular regardless of their outfits. And then they were like, what if every big muscular person wore a suit instead, and so now we're there.

03.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also think this is a failure on the designers to give us larger characters or bald characters or bearded characters with interesting outfits up until about ten years ago.But I don't think i'm telling you anything you don't already know

03.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like, i'm not trying to paint with broad strokes, but nobody that I have ever met acts with that level of clarity

03.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It borders on sociopath behavior does it not?

03.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's tough for me, when I think about clothes that these guys wear versus like the nice ass suit zangief wears, because I am even as not gigantic muscular as I am, closer in build to zangief than I ever will be to travis touchdown, or these guys. I can't see myself in Iori's outfit.

03.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Additionally, having now seen what the us government has gone through, the way that the adventists act like a death cult doesn't seem to line up with what we've seen a death cult do in real life.

03.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just had book club for the 3 body problem which I read a few years ago and reread, and I wanted to ask y'all your perspective on this, but is it not weird how self assured and confident everyone is that their actions are correct/just and also that they just execute things with absolute clarity.

03.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

There are no old whippersnappers.

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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

03.12.2025 16:46 — 👍 2993    🔁 632    💬 77    📌 38
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Phew, they fixed i..OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

03.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 291    🔁 18    💬 8    📌 0
Ryu from Breath of Fire 4 drawing his sword in a dynamic stance, light coming from the right, with a wide angle effect

Ryu from Breath of Fire 4 drawing his sword in a dynamic stance, light coming from the right, with a wide angle effect

Ryu (Breath of Fire IV) water color fan art

24.09.2025 16:45 — 👍 283    🔁 95    💬 8    📌 1
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Chun Li fan art from a few years ago

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