THE Joe Chaney

I maybe developed vertigo?

the Unprecedented Discovery of the Dragon Islands (April - June 1910) H.M.S. Argonaut by Lord Nathaniel Parker R.S.

probably not the first book I read but a unique one I wanna boost to see if anyone else remembers it

I was hoping to pull an Eiichiro Oda, but this will do nicely. maybe I can trade up?

the Unprecedented Discovery of the Dragon Islands (April - June 1910) H.M.S. Argonaut by Lord Nathaniel Parker R.S.

probably not the first book I read but a unique one I wanna boost to see if anyone else remembers it

I'm working on the last few chapters of Sabrina Things before I pass off the manuscript to my editor. next is hiring an illustrator and working on page layouts before deciding whether this is gonna be a series of zines or if we're growing a spine

dear friend,

I awake this morning dizzy and confused. I know not if this is due to the general malaise of the world as it were or if I have contracted through some poor happenstance an illness from the season.

yours in earnest,
-Joseph Andrew Michael Chaney

my last 3 packages were delivered extremely damaged. wtf is going on with USPS?

turn 1: land, sol ring, arcane signet, Dr. Banner
turn 2: land, moonmist, caltrops
gg

idk, but it certainly feels like I've written 3 pages of my Sabrina Carpenter × Stranger Things fan fiction at work today

Magic the Gathering card Galadriel's Dismissal

Magic the Gathering card Akroma's Will

I think this is mainly competing with: Galadriel's Dismissal and Akroma's Will as a potential game finisher but is likely a bronze finisher for this type of effect

the main upside this card offers is a discount of 1mv at the cost of Sorcery speed

I prefer not to jump thru hoops to reach an acceptable baseline, but I'm a lazy millennial*

(*derogatory)

you are much more charitable in your appraisal than I am willing or able to be 🙏

can't wait til the LLM used for the Pentagon's AI to become normalized/poisoned by wet work and regime changes to start advising active duty service members to *sanction* all their problems

wait, Sorcery Speed?? 🤮

think of this as a Teferi's Protection with a nerf for Armageddon players

long winded joke about kids in a santa movie thinking they were sent back in time to hang out with a jolly bearded gift giver but instead going to the council of nycea and listening to hours of debate with St Nicholas of Myra

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

yeah, between the months of radio silence from Palladium Books and the crummy shipping, I can easily say this was my worst Kickstarter experience (that still delivered)

Magic the Gathering card Moonmist

turn 3 win

crushed corners on a couple TMNT TTRPG books

wish my copies showed up in as good a condition 🥲

Buster: You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

you can't make up cards and expect us to know them

sure, but it feels intentional. kinda like a happy little accident from the shitty design template

nah, the negative space feels intentional here

heck. this is perfect. I was really deadset on loathing this product, but this is a slamdunk homerun

Moonmist reprint when?

gotta stay relevant

Ninjutsu? Web-Slinging? RDW back on the menu?

Magic the Gathering card Colossal Hammer

inb4 it's another reskin of Colossal Hammer

Real ones remember when Jimmy Fallon got on this platform and was immediately bullied off lol

he should be 4C (sans G)