THE Joe Chaney

a close up of a man wearing a straw hat with netflix written on the bottom right Alt: a close up of a man wearing a straw hat with netflix written on the bottom right

my plans for next week: early voting for @katmabu.bsky.social IL-9 and One Piece Live Action season 2

HANNITY: There are people who say Israel dragged Donald Trump into it. Your reaction?

NETANYAHU: *evil laugh*

the blunt that poisons Calcifer with her secondhand smoke?!?

is Jason X in the @criterion.bsky.social ?

watching Jason X for inspiration for the next Sabrina Things

Tentacles and Rose Petals

I'm curious if there's mountains of internal feedback document at WotC that shows players complained about the deep cuts from LOTR. how else do you explain Spider-Man and TMNT releasing a dozen copies of a handful of characters instead of showcasing the b-sides and rarities of the IP?

I know I'm being cheeky. I'm still salty. FFXII didn't get enough love

it would've required WotC R&D to have actually played FFXII

bought a couple boxes of girl scout cookies 🍪 😋

Fuck Nintendo.

I am not giving them any money, I don't care how shiny they make Pokemon - only reason they're trying at all is Palworld shook them, otherwise they're still full of scummy, predatory practices. Half-baked games, gatekeeping and greedy behaviour. Fuck 'em.

LEAKED: First attack ad against Kat Abughazaleh

Magic the Gathering card Thrumming Stone

you're not quite at critical mass for the Stone

Capitalism flipped the script. the people who looked out for others and made sure that everyone succeeded were looked upon worth scorn instead of being held in high esteem

Capitalism is a cancer on the hearts and minds of mankind

Magic the Gathering card Archon of Valor's Reach

lowkey Stax baddie

@onionbug.bsky.social ? would she be into this too?

Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer betray the American trust by pretending to oppose the fascist regime of Trump. they are Quislings. their words are empty, and their names are mud

I'm piecing together a draft pod for my Mono W Cube and you're included. SOON™️

I might go buy a PS5 pro and some edibles

the President is a war criminal, a sex offender, a bigot, a liar, and a cheat. in a just world, he would be imprisoned for his multitude of crimes against the country and humanity

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

They added Red to Pokémon Masters and his design and shading is like the classic Sugimori watercolor art brought to life, I’d kill for a whole game to use this style.

how can you read One Piece and support the genocidal settler colonial project of Israel? Luffy would be ashamed of you

in the One Piece discord, there is a microcosm of a war between the support for a Free Palestine and the Zionists. each week, when the new chapter releases someone races to plant their flag in the reactions

it's so removed from real political action, but it still makes my blood boil in frustration

I agree. a more bespoke and curated release is better. very few IP have the cultural cache *and* depth to match Final Fantasy

I fear that Marvel Superheros will go down the same path as Avatar despite having enough source material to avoid repetition

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NOTE: course correction might be a discontinuation of prerelease events

every game is either Dark Souls or Animal Crossing.

Tetris is a Dark Souls

Pokemon is an Animal Crossing

I don't make the rules

Better Call Saul meme with Rhea Seehorn's feet prominently displayed

someone make this alter

Israel committed a *war crime* (again)

UB is better as a catered experience imo:

Final Fantasy and LOTR being outliers for distinct reasons

1. Final Fantasy has more than enough material to draw from, and RPG elements map better to card rarity

2. LOTR was Modern power. it made the set feel more epic overall

40K was bespoke perfection