neonCourtesan

when *i* undercut people on the marketboard its called being a master of the game. when people undercut me they are not going to heaven

>want estrogen
>want piercings
>want tattoos
>almost have a panic attack at the very sight of a needle
you and me both bestie

a cartoon of goku and vegeta standing on top of a rocky cliff ALT: a cartoon of goku and vegeta standing on top of a rocky cliff

LS3 vs Rufioh Nitram

realistically she's kinda Kanaya coded which opens up even more parallels since Kanaya is a character people see as extremely transfem but that's a hyperfixated yap sesh I don't think anyone wants to hear

calling her Rose coded is very much just

I value your trust greatly when it comes to these delicate matters

she's such a bard of heart it's unreal

my Homestuck brained ass

horus: we must topple the emperor's false rule
me: hell yea dude let's do it
horus: also we should unleash The Horrors from Beyond Time that kill you with turbocancer and brain inversions and gibbering fury and deadly combat penises
me: run that back for me real quick

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

I flicked a fucking pebble at him

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

whas the fucking point of even posting on here when you cant get dmed by a 24 year old e girl saying "This is us" with a picture of two rats wearing sweaters or some shit

Rey is going to be played in an upcoming Fool's Gold campaign
she's a child of a family descended from a human and dragon, the first in generations to show visible draconic traits, and plans to travel across the Bellowing Wilds to find a magical gem that belonged to her family's draconic matriarch

Kanith was played in a game set in Critical Role's Exandria
he's an orphan who spent most of his life in a cult before gaining forbidden knowledge and escaping, receiving new powers by effectively blackmailing their god and joining a ragtag adventuring party to perform odd jobs across Tal'Dorei

Optus was played in a Rime of The Frostmaiden campaign, he's a former "sports entertainer" turned adventurer who took his role in the Order quite unseriously until a fellow hunter died as a result, turning him into a focused, vengeful warrior with a singular goal of seeing Auril's magics dispelled

I'm also addicted to making Hero Forge minis and playing D&D so here's some of my favorite blorbos
-Optus Prominon (warforged Lycan Blood Hunter)
-Kanith Ral (human Dark Domain (homebrew) Cleric/Hexblade Warlock)
-Reynalesca Tior-Nafiri (custom origin Swashbuckler Rogue/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer)

who knows maybe I'll become a person that actually matters on this site
anyway look at my cat